Age of Wonders, Issue 2a: Welcome to the Watch

art by Roland Brown (drawhaus.com)

“Wait, you can’t be serious!” Maly gawked. All around her and her companions, sweaty City Watch members with padded, wooden spears and swords ran at them. The huge Kaleen man with the shaved head directed them, shouting encouragement and tactics.

Above the mayhem, Inspector Calenta’s voice rang out merrily. “Testing a theory, dears!”

And then there was no choice but to react and fight.

A Kaizukan man with a spear broke from the mob directly at her. Maly ducked the wooden tip of the spear wrapped in cloth and kicked him in the chest. He flew sideways, rolling, as more Watch members rushed in.

What is happening? Are you fighting again? a deep, rough male voice growled, like something was sitting atop her shoulder and speaking directly into her ear. She yelped.

“Yes, I’m fighting!” Maly gasped. She sidestepped a clumsy swing from another Watch member.

You are in the stone house. Wait and I will tear my way to you.

“No! Stay outside!”

“Who are you talking to?” Emah barked nearby. She punched a short, older man in the face. He dropped his practice sword, which clattered to the floor, and then the man slumped unconscious. “Go! Help Kami!” Emah snarled, reaching for the sword. “I’ve got these!”

Are you fighting East Bay Dragons? Is your vengeance at hand? the voice rumbled approvingly. I should be there, ripping them.

“It’s not the Dragons,” Maly panted, trying to keep her voice from attracting Emah’s attention. “Just let me focus! And stay outside!”

Maly spun as a padded blade whistled past her cheek. Where was Kami?

The enormous, broad-shouldered leader, who Inspector Calenta had called Pannu, roared commands as he stepped towards Kami. The masked woman waited, grim-mouthed and small. As Maly slid past two spearmen, she saw Kami lunge forward unexpectedly, surprising Pannu. In a blink, the woman had her arms wrapped around him. Maly thought perhaps her limbs had elongated, allowing her to fully pin his tree-trunk arms to his boulder-sized torso, but she wasn’t sure. It seemed that their employer was not eager to demonstrate whatever unnatural powers she possessed in front of this crowd. Even still, Pannu struggled and roared in Kami’s grasp, unable to break free, something that looked so impossible that it appeared the huge man was playacting. Kami turned with Pannu in her grasp, keeping the man’s bulk between her and other Watch members.

Then another sword was cutting the air above her ducked head and Maly momentarily ignored everything but the threats right next to her.

She thrust the palm of one hand up and into the chin of an onrushing attacker. Teeth clacked together and Maly punched the exposed throat in a quick and brutal blow. The Watch member, a man with short hair and thick beard, gagged and clutched his neck as he fell. Maly was already turning, kicking another guard on the side of the knee.

Is it over? the male voice rumbled. Have you bathed in their blood?

“By the flames! Shut up!” Maly gasped, exasperated.

The sounds of clacking weapons briefly drew her attention, and she saw that Emah had indeed retrieved a practice sword from the floor. Maly grinned. Even with a poorly crafted wooden blade wrapped in thick cloth, Emah was the best swordfighter that Maly had ever seen. In the space of two heartbeats, her friend had felled two Watchmen with blows to the sides of their heads, blocking spear thrusts almost absently.

The big man screamed in fury and frustration to her right, still trapped in Kami’s hug. Maly fought her way towards the small group of guards harassing her with their spears, and as she came closer, she heard the distinct sounds of bones cracking. The gargantuan Pannu cried out with pain more than anger, then his eyes rolled back in his head and he slumped in Kami’s arms. She dropped him to the side like a sack of grain, stepping back and away from wooden spears. Maly thought she saw Kami’s arms shorten to their normal lengths, but there was too much happening to be sure.

“Maly! Emah! Help!” Kami called out, which Maly found less than genuine. Not only did the brothel owner look unharmed amidst a gang of trained, armed soldiers, but the guards gave her a respectful distance, stepping warily around the inert mountain of muscle that had been their leader. Kami, for her part, moved backwards lightly on her feet, eyes darting back and forth across the oncoming assailants.

With a defiant scream, a young man in green and yellow launched himself at Maly. Apparently, the fellow had decided that she was the weakest of the three opponents, which Maly couldn’t deny given everything she’d seen from Kami. If Maly Wywich was anything, however, it was difficult to hit. The man’s yell alerted her with more than enough time to duck and roll out of the way. He flew past her and grunted as he hit the floor, his breath knocked from him.

Maly blew a lock of hair out of her eyes and crouched, looking for another threat. But it was only the lad on the ground, struggling to his hands and knees. The rest of the City Watch members lay sprawled across the room, groaning in pain or unconscious. Emah’s mahogany skin shone with her effort, but she was grinning and spinning a practice sword in her hand, still in her fighting stance. Kami merely stood, fists clenched, glaring through her half-mask.

The sound of a lone person clapping echoed, drawing all three of their attention. At the doorway across the room, Inspector Calenta had both a bemused and annoyed look on her face, like a parent whose child had done something spectacularly embarrassing. She continued the slow clap with her meaty hands.

“Well, that’s done then,” she sighed.

“What in the Five Hells was that?” Emah demanded, taking a threatening step towards the inspector. If Calenta was cowed, it didn’t show. In fact, her face smiled warmly.

“I had to see if Sargeant Mewa’s claims were true, didn’t I? He believed you had slain all those rats on your own, and I thought, no, impossible. But it seems you’re more than you appear, ah? You do indeed hire good help, dearie,” she winked at Kami. “But perhaps you are the biggest secret, no?”

“I don’t know what you mean,” Kami answered coldly.

Inspector Calenta tsked and shook her head. “Alright, alright. You don’t trust me. I understand, dear, I do. Please know this test was necessary, though. I needed to see for myself before making my offer.”

“Offer?” Emah asked, still clutching her wooden sword threateningly.

“Of course, dears!” Calenta beamed. “To join the City Watch!”

“Wait… what?” Maly blurted.


Less than a bell later, the three found themselves in a different room within the Keep, larger than Inspector Calenta’s and closer to the training room. It seemed to be a private dining room of some kind, with a heavy, round wooden table that could have seated twice their number. Calenta sat on one side, her hands folded upon the scarred surface of the table. Maly, Emah, and Kami sat across from her. Their weapons had been returned by one of the City Watch members Emah had battered in the training room melee. He glared at them, one eye swollen shut, but said nothing as he handed the Kalee woman her sword. Emah had accepted it like a swaddled child and caressed it with affection before strapping the scabbard across her hip.

Plates of food—roasted chicken, boiled potatoes, and grapes—had been offered them. Kami’s plate sat untouched in front of her. The masked woman had scarcely moved since they’d sat down, studying Inspector Calenta with an unreadable expression. Maly would never have turned down a free meal, though, especially after the day they’d had. She’d devoured the food voraciously, and Emah had joined her. Only chicken bones remained on both of their plates.

The inspector, for her part, did not eat, but waited patiently while they finished, that oddly motherly, doting look on her face the entire time. Whenever she looked at Kami’s cold stare, she smiled and shook her head.

As Emah pushed her plate away and wiped her mouth clean with the back of her hand, she asked, “You can’t be serious about joining the Watch.”

“Oh, I’m serious,” Inspector Calenta beamed. “The Watch often works with the Adventurer’s Guild. Think of it as an extended contract with the city of Oakton, ah? We pay you weekly until this rat problem is solved. It’s steady work, which is nice for you, and paid at your guild rate.”

“I… did not know the guild did that,” Maly admitted.

“Usually, it’s for work the Watch can’t cover, like guarding caravans or dealing with issues outside the walls,” Calenta shrugged. “But we’ve had special cases before. And this is quite the special case, no?”

“I am not a member of the Adventurer’s Guild,” Kami said stiffly. “I am the employer here, and a business proprietor. I simply wish to return to the Golden Heron. Once my contract with these two is settled, they’re yours.”

“Yes, yes, dear. Of course,” Inspector Calenta tapped a finger on the table, which Maly noticed was something she did a lot with tables. “But you’re not the proprietor of the Heron. It’s Miss Brehill who runs the place, no?”

“I’m her assistant,” Kami sniffed.

“Yes, yes, and no doubt valuable to her. I admit we’ve never hired someone from the Rose Guild on official business, dearie, but these are… unusual times.”

“The answer is no. I’ve been away too long already. I should go,” Kami pushed herself away from the table and stood. “Miss Elmhill, Miss Wywich. Please escort me back and then you can return and sign your new contracts.”

Maly and Emah looked uncertain, glancing between their potential future employer and current one.

Inspector Calenta held up a hand placatingly. “Please, dear. That’s all fine and you can get back in a moment. I only thought to offer since so you might get to the bottom of who killed your client in the jail, ah? What was his name again?”

Kami stared furiously.

“Raffin Hothorp, I think?” Calenta offered, raising an eyebrow. As Maly watched, Kami’s lips pursed and her eye twitched. The woman was trying very hard not to be baited, Maly thought. And failing.

“But if not, that’s fine,” the inspector tapped on the table. “But I will have to ask Miss Brehill at the Heron about what sort of fees he owed you and why you hired these guards to enter the jail in pursuit of him.” She sighed, and said almost absently, “Also, of course, I’ll have to ask about your rather remarkable abilities.”

“What?!” Kami sputtered. It was the first time Maly had seen her rattled. The Kaizukan woman gaped, looking incredulous.

“Did you know,” the inspector turned to Maly and Emah casually, like they were long friends. “That ever since the first of the year, when the Great Oak blossomed with those beautiful flowers for the first time in anyone’s memory, we’ve been dealing with all sorts of wild claims across the city? Most we can’t verify, of course, but these ratfolk are a good example of the sorts of things we’ve been hearing. Wild things! Rat-people. Magical axes. Also, stories of people with strange powers like, I don’t know, young women with extraordinary strength, whose arms get longer like snakes. I think maybe even women who don’t breathe or eat at all. Wild stories, right? Can you believe it, dears?”

Now it was Maly’s turn to gape. Her mouth fell open as she looked at Kami. Their employer had quickly regained her composure and stood stock still, her eyes fixed on Calenta.

The inspector continued. Her voice had lost much of its maternal warmth. “Now, we don’t have the resources to run down every wild rumor, you understand. Our forces are taxed, and the poor castellan and his advisors don’t know what to believe. I’m doing the best I can, my very, very best. So if I get a good lead, I’ll pursue it to discover what’s going on in this city I’ve vowed to protect. To keep it safe. It’s just,” she waved a hand, “a matter of what I investigate first with my limited resources.”

“You’re bribing me, you bitch,” Kami said softly.

“What’s that, dear?” the motherly brightness had returned as she turned her attention back to Kami. “You talked too quietly to hear. Like I said, I’m just trying to get rid of these rats, and need help. I’m offering to pay you for that help, ah? What do you say?”

Kami growled low in her throat and sank slowly back to her chair.

“Okay!” Inspector Calenta clapped her hands together. “I so appreciate the help, my dears! Welcome to the Watch!”

Next: Let’s Find Some Rats!

Age of Wonders, Issue 2a: Welcome to the Watch [with game notes]

art by Roland Brown (drawhaus.com)

“Wait, you can’t be serious!” Maly gawked. All around her and her companions, sweaty City Watch members with padded, wooden spears and swords ran at them. The huge Kaleen man with the shaved head directed them, shouting encouragement and tactics.

Above the mayhem, Inspector Calenta’s voice rang out merrily. “Testing a theory, dears!”

And then there was no choice but to react and fight.

This is some sort of test from the inspector, but it’s also a combat test for me. I’m taking away Emah’s sword and Maly’s knife (and panther, of course), and will make Kami reluctant to use her powers in front of law enforcement. With these limitations, how will a “bunch of thugs” plus a “lieutenant” fare against our heroes? They mopped up the other combats easily… how superheroic are these characters?

I’ll say that the Watch members make up two gangs of 4 thugs each, and each thug will have a Fight score of 11. The lieutenant—the aforementioned burly guy Pannu—will have a Physique of 15, Prowess 12, Alertness 11, and Psyche 10, the same stats as the rulebook suggest for a “big, muscular tough.” Inspector Calenta will stay out of the combat… she’s here to observe.

Like the previous two fights, I’ll say everyone is starting at Close range within the training room. No one is surprised enough to warrant a surprise round. That means we go in order of Alertness: Maly 15, Emah & Kami 13, all the City Watch members at 11.

Maly will try kicking an onrushing attacker. With her Prowess of 13 versus the thugs’ Fight score of 11, that means she has a 60% to hit. She rolls 06 and does 10 nonlethal damage. One of the thugs drops to 1 health.

Emah, without a sword, sees the odds against them. Her best bet will be to try to take out one of the thugs with a practice sword to get a weapon. Her Prowess is 15, which means she has a 70% chance to hit. She rolls 04 and easily drops one of the City Watch members, whose sword clatters to the floor. Her extra 2 damage also carried forward to another thug.

Kami wants to not reveal her powers. Still, if she can Grapple the big guy, she thinks she can neutralize him. Unfortunately, her Prowess is only 10 to his 12, so she has a 40% chance. She rolls 07 (that’s the third roll under 10!), though, and gets an iron grip on the hulking lieutenant. Her 30 Super Strength is more than a match for his 15, and he can’t escape.

As the City Watch’s turn rolls around, here is their status:

  • Group 1: 4 thugs: 11, 11, 11, 1.
  • Group 2: 3 thugs: 11, 11, 9.
  • Lieutenant Pannu: Grappled.

Group 1 will swarm right past Maly and try and deal with Kami. She will not use her Elasticity to dodge, so with a Prowess of 10 versus their Fight of 11, she has a 45% chance to avoid the attacks. This seems too high for someone grappling someone, though, so I’ll drop that chance by 20%. One mechanical answer might be to say she’s a Passive target, but that’s too punitive… she can see the attacks coming and has a lieutenant-sized shield, so she’s not as vulnerable as if she was surprised or unconscious. Anyway, Kami rolls a 27, which fails the 25% chance and the thugs thwack her with practice weapons. Because they’re padded, I’ll say that they add an additional 2 of nonlethal damage (versus 5 of lethal damage for other weapons). They do 13 damage, subtracted by 10 from Kami’s elastic body. She’s still at 27 Vitality.

Group 2 will attack Emah. She hasn’t yet picked up a sword, so with her Alertness of 13 she has a 40% chance to avoid the attacked. She rolls 14 and does so. Meanwhile, the lieutenant is utterly helpless in Kami’s iron grip.

A Kaizukan man with a spear broke from the mob directly at her. Maly ducked the wooden tip of the spear wrapped in cloth and kicked him in the chest. He flew sideways, rolling, as more Watch members rushed in.

What is happening? Are you fighting again? a deep, rough male voice growled, like something was sitting atop her shoulder and speaking directly into her ear. She yelped.

“Yes, I’m fighting!” Maly gasped. She sidestepped a clumsy swing from another Watch member.

You are in the stone house. Wait and I will tear my way to you.

“No! Stay outside!”

“Who are you talking to?” Emah barked nearby. She punched a short, older man in the face. He dropped his practice sword, which clattered to the floor, and then the man slumped unconscious. “Go! Help Kami!” Emah snarled, reaching for the sword. “I’ve got these!”

Are you fighting East Bay Dragons? Is your vengeance at hand? the voice rumbled approvingly. I should be there, ripping them.

“It’s not the Dragons,” Maly panted, trying to keep her voice from attracting Emah’s attention. “Just let me focus! And stay outside!”

Maly spun as a padded blade whistled past her cheek. Where was Kami?

The enormous, broad-shouldered leader, who Inspector Calenta had called Pannu, roared commands as he stepped towards Kami. The masked woman waited, grim-mouthed and small. As Maly slid past two spearmen, she saw Kami lunge forward unexpectedly, surprising Pannu. In a blink, the woman had her arms wrapped around him. Maly thought perhaps her limbs had elongated, allowing her to fully pin his tree-trunk arms to his boulder-sized torso, but she wasn’t sure. It seemed that their employer was not eager to demonstrate whatever unnatural powers she possessed in front of this crowd. Even still, Pannu struggled and roared in Kami’s grasp, unable to break free, something that looked so impossible that it appeared the huge man was playacting. Kami turned with Pannu in her grasp, keeping the man’s bulk between her and other Watch members.

Then another sword was cutting the air above her ducked head and Maly momentarily ignored everything but the threats right next to her.

Despite her friend’s instructions, Maly will try and deal with the gang around Emah, attacking the thug at 9 health. She once again has a 60% chance to hit and rolls 18. Down goes the thug, plus 1 damage to another one!

Emah picks up the practice sword and gets its balance. I’ll say that’s her turn, since having a sword is such an advantage for her.

Kami calls for help and starts crushing the lieutenant in her grip. She automatically succeeds at the wrestling contest (Super Strength vs. Physique) and then does enough damage to knock him unconscious. So long, Pannu.

Current opponents:

  • Group 1: 4 thugs: 11, 11, 11, 1.
  • Group 2: 2 thugs: 11, 10.

Group 1 attacks Kami again. She’s let Pannu drop from her grip, so has the full 45% chance to dodge (again choosing not to utilize her Elasticity). She rolls 20 and avoids the attacks.

Group 2 rightfully sees the armed Emah as the biggest threat and attacks her. With the sword, she has a 20 Parry versus their 11 Fight, giving her a 95% chance of success. She rolls 31. Yeah, they’re screwed.

She thrust the palm of one hand up and into the chin of an onrushing attacker. Teeth clacked together and Maly punched the exposed throat in a quick and brutal blow. The Watch member, a man with short hair and thick beard, gagged and clutched his neck as he fell. Maly was already turning, kicking another guard on the side of the knee.

Is it over? the male voice rumbled. Have you bathed in their blood?

“By the flames! Shut up!” Maly gasped, exasperated.

The sounds of clacking weapons briefly drew her attention, and she saw that Emah had indeed retrieved a practice sword from the floor. Maly grinned. Even with a poorly crafted wooden blade wrapped in thick cloth, Emah was the best swordfighter that Maly had ever seen. In the space of two heartbeats, her friend had felled two Watchmen with blows to the sides of their heads, blocking spear thrusts almost absently.

The big man screamed in fury and frustration to her right, still trapped in Kami’s hug. Maly fought her way towards the small group of guards harassing her with their spears, and as she came closer, she heard the distinct sounds of bones cracking. The gargantuan Pannu cried out with pain more than anger, then his eyes rolled back in his head and he slumped in Kami’s arms. She dropped him to the side like a sack of grain, stepping back and away from wooden spears. Maly thought she saw Kami’s arms shorten to their normal lengths, but there was too much happening to be sure.

“Maly! Emah! Help!” Kami called out, which Maly found less than genuine. Not only did the brothel owner look unharmed amidst a gang of trained, armed soldiers, but the guards gave her a respectful distance, stepping warily around the inert mountain of muscle that had been their leader. Kami, for her part, moved backwards lightly on her feet, eyes darting back and forth across the oncoming assailants.

Maly will continue working on the group harassing Emah. She rolls a 51, though, and misses. Emah will cut through the group on the way to help Kami. With the practice sword, she again has a 95% chance to hit. She rolls a 48 and clobbers them for 17 damage, downing one and leaving the last one at 4 health.

Kami tries a punch at a thug surrounding her. She has a 45% chance to hit and rolls 94. Nope. She needs to train in hand-to-hand combat to be more effective, which makes sense given her background.

Current opponent status:

  • Group 1: 4 thugs: 11, 11, 11, 1.
  • Group 2: 1 thug: 4

Group 1 tries to overwhelm Kami. She rolls 05 and stays out of their way. The lone member of Group 2 will throw herself at Maly (seeing Emah as too scary). What she doesn’t realize is that Maly is nearly impossible to hit. With Acrobatics, she has an Alertness of 20 against melee attacks, so she has a 95% chance to dodge. She rolls 68.

Maly will try and return the attack but rolls 54 and misses. Emah rolls into the group harassing Kami and easily succeeds with 01 (!). She’ll take out the wounded thug, plus another, plus 5 more damage to a third.

Kami’s turn. Can she hit? A roll of 26 says yes! She will apply just a tad of her Super Strength, knocking one thug completely into the other and downing both of them.

There is only one thug remaining at 4 health. This fight is over.

With a defiant scream, a young man in green and yellow launched himself at Maly. Apparently, the fellow had decided that she was the weakest of the three opponents, which Maly couldn’t deny given everything she’d seen from Kami. If Maly Wywich was anything, however, it was difficult to hit. The man’s yell alerted her with more than enough time to duck and roll out of the way. He flew past her and grunted as he hit the floor, his breath knocked from him.

Maly blew a lock of hair out of her eyes and crouched, looking for another threat. But it was only the lad on the ground, struggling to his hands and knees. The rest of the City Watch members lay sprawled across the room, groaning in pain or unconscious. Emah’s mahogany skin shone with her effort, but she was grinning and spinning a practice sword in her hand, still in her fighting stance. Kami merely stood, fists clenched, glaring through her half-mask.

The sound of a lone person clapping echoed, drawing all three of their attention. At the doorway across the room, Inspector Calenta had both a bemused and annoyed look on her face, like a parent whose child had done something spectacularly embarrassing. She continued the slow clap with her meaty hands.

“Well, that’s done then,” she sighed.

“What in the Five Hells was that?” Emah demanded, taking a threatening step towards the inspector. If Calenta was cowed, it didn’t show. In fact, her face smiled warmly.

“I had to see if Sargeant Mewa’s claims were true, didn’t I? He believed you had slain all those rats on your own, and I thought, no, impossible. But it seems you’re more than you appear, ah? You do indeed hire good help, dearie,” she winked at Kami. “But perhaps you are the biggest secret, no?”

“I don’t know what you mean,” Kami answered coldly.

Inspector Calenta tsked and shook her head. “Alright, alright. You don’t trust me. I understand, dear, I do. Please know this test was necessary, though. I needed to see for myself before making my offer.”

“Offer?” Emah asked, still clutching her wooden sword threateningly.

“Of course, dears!” Calenta beamed. “To join the City Watch!”

“Wait… what?” Maly blurted.


Less than a bell later, the three found themselves in a different room within the Keep, larger than Inspector Calenta’s and closer to the training room. It seemed to be a private dining room of some kind, with a heavy, round wooden table that could have seated twice their number. Calenta sat on one side, her hands folded upon the scarred surface of the table. Maly, Emah, and Kami sat across from her. Their weapons had been returned by one of the City Watch members Emah had battered in the training room melee. He glared at them, one eye swollen shut, but said nothing as he handed the Kalee woman her sword. Emah had accepted it like a swaddled child and caressed it with affection before strapping the scabbard across her hip.

Plates of food—roasted chicken, boiled potatoes, and grapes—had been offered them. Kami’s plate sat untouched in front of her. The masked woman had scarcely moved since they’d sat down, studying Inspector Calenta with an unreadable expression. Maly would never have turned down a free meal, though, especially after the day they’d had. She’d devoured the food voraciously, and Emah had joined her. Only chicken bones remained on both of their plates.

The inspector, for her part, did not eat, but waited patiently while they finished, that oddly motherly, doting look on her face the entire time. Whenever she looked at Kami’s cold stare, she smiled and shook her head.

As Emah pushed her plate away and wiped her mouth clean with the back of her hand, she asked, “You can’t be serious about joining the Watch.”

“Oh, I’m serious,” Inspector Calenta beamed. “The Watch often works with the Adventurer’s Guild. Think of it as an extended contract with the city of Oakton, ah? We pay you weekly until this rat problem is solved. It’s steady work, which is nice for you, and paid at your guild rate.”

“I… did not know the guild did that,” Maly admitted.

“Usually, it’s for work the Watch can’t cover, like guarding caravans or dealing with issues outside the walls,” Calenta shrugged. “But we’ve had special cases before. And this is quite the special case, no?”

“I am not a member of the Adventurer’s Guild,” Kami said stiffly. “I am the employer here, and a business proprietor. I simply wish to return to the Golden Heron. Once my contract with these two is settled, they’re yours.”

“Yes, yes, dear. Of course,” Inspector Calenta tapped a finger on the table, which Maly noticed was something she did a lot with tables. “But you’re not the proprietor of the Heron. It’s Miss Brehill who runs the place, no?”

“I’m her assistant,” Kami sniffed.

“Yes, yes, and no doubt valuable to her. I admit we’ve never hired someone from the Rose Guild on official business, dearie, but these are… unusual times.”

“The answer is no. I’ve been away too long already. I should go,” Kami pushed herself away from the table and stood. “Miss Elmhill, Miss Wywich. Please escort me back and then you can return and sign your new contracts.”

Maly and Emah looked uncertain, glancing between their potential future employer and current one.

Inspector Calenta held up a hand placatingly. “Please, dear. That’s all fine and you can get back in a moment. I only thought to offer since so you might get to the bottom of who killed your client in the jail, ah? What was his name again?”

Kami stared furiously.

“Raffin Hothorp, I think?” Calenta offered, raising an eyebrow. As Maly watched, Kami’s lips pursed and her eye twitched. The woman was trying very hard not to be baited, Maly thought. And failing.

“But if not, that’s fine,” the inspector tapped on the table. “But I will have to ask Miss Brehill at the Heron about what sort of fees he owed you and why you hired these guards to enter the jail in pursuit of him.” She sighed, and said almost absently, “Also, of course, I’ll have to ask about your rather remarkable abilities.”

“What?!” Kami sputtered. It was the first time Maly had seen her rattled. The Kaizukan woman gaped, looking incredulous.

“Did you know,” the inspector turned to Maly and Emah casually, like they were long friends. “That ever since the first of the year, when the Great Oak blossomed with those beautiful flowers for the first time in anyone’s memory, we’ve been dealing with all sorts of wild claims across the city? Most we can’t verify, of course, but these ratfolk are a good example of the sorts of things we’ve been hearing. Wild things! Rat-people. Magical axes. Also, stories of people with strange powers like, I don’t know, young women with extraordinary strength, whose arms get longer like snakes. I think maybe even women who don’t breathe or eat at all. Wild stories, right? Can you believe it, dears?”

Now it was Maly’s turn to gape. Her mouth fell open as she looked at Kami. Their employer had quickly regained her composure and stood stock still, her eyes fixed on Calenta.

The inspector continued. Her voice had lost much of its maternal warmth. “Now, we don’t have the resources to run down every wild rumor, you understand. Our forces are taxed, and the poor castellan and his advisors don’t know what to believe. I’m doing the best I can, my very, very best. So if I get a good lead, I’ll pursue it to discover what’s going on in this city I’ve vowed to protect. To keep it safe. It’s just,” she waved a hand, “a matter of what I investigate first with my limited resources.”

“You’re bribing me, you bitch,” Kami said softly.

“What’s that, dear?” the motherly brightness had returned as she turned her attention back to Kami. “You talked too quietly to hear. Like I said, I’m just trying to get rid of these rats, and need help. I’m offering to pay you for that help, ah? What do you say?”

Kami growled low in her throat and sank slowly back to her chair.

“Okay!” Inspector Calenta clapped her hands together. “I so appreciate the help, my dears! Welcome to the Watch!”

Next: Let’s Find Some Rats!

Age of Wonders, Issue 1b: Jail Rats

art by Roland Brown (drawhaus.com)

Emah spun, glaring. She had heard rats chittering and something padding through the shadows.

“Maly,” she growled. “They’re here.”

The warrior tested the grip on her sword, once her mother’s. It was a weapon without flourish, with an iron crossbar, the blade long and wide. Its leather-wrapped handle fit her palm like a natural extension of her body. She swung it out in front of her, air whistling, as she took in their assailants.

The flickering torchlight showed many sets of round, beady eyes, and small furred bodies wrapped in rags. Emah counted half a dozen in all. Each creature was the same size—that of a human child—as the corpses she’d seen upstairs, and each possessed the head of a large, brown rat, with furred arms and standing upright on legs. Their four-fingered hands and feet were tipped by black claws, and some held crudely sharpened sticks. Nothing like these rat-people existed in any tale or story she’d ever read or heard, and she was in her heart a scholar. Yet here they were… inside the inner keep walls of Oakton!

“No,” her friend Maly whispered, almost inaudibly. “No, no, no, no.”

Emah saw shock and disbelief flicker across her friend’s pale face and quickly settle on determination.  

Maly dodged to her right, dipping low, as the first rat-thing rushed by her. She extended her dagger as it passed, cutting it from armpit to belly in a shower of dark blood. The thing screamed as it fell, rolling past. A second creature stabbed out with a stick and Maly kicked it in the face. Two things Emah knew of Maly from the training yard… she was quick and she fought dirty, to win.

With a roar, Emah stepped forward, swinging her broadsword wide and effortlessly. The blade tore through two of the leaping rat-folk, and they squealed briefly before dropping lifeless to the stone floor.

Kami seemed to shake herself out of her distraction as the combat raged. She turned, face furious, and swung one of her bare fists. Her arm seemed to elongate, extending much further than it should have done. The rat creature in front of her ducked below the clumsy blow, but as her fist struck the iron bars of a cell there was a tremendous CLANG!, leaving the bars bent.

As if Kami’s swing was not remarkable enough, what happened next caused both Emah and Maly to gape. The rat continued its charge, stabbing forward with its sharpened stake. It was a clever strike and should have impaled her between her breasts, but Kami’s body… bent, flowing like a ribbon in a breeze around the stab. The creature squeaked and chittered in surprise.

Maly, clearly running on fear and instinct, had followed the rat creature and stabbed it between the shoulder blades from behind. It dropped, her dagger’s blade slick with blood, and she looked Kami in the face. Where Maly was wide-eyed and disbelieving, Kami’s face was etched in danger, eyes narrowed. Emah swung her sword left and right, snick-snack, killing the final two creatures. Their dying squeals drew the other two women’s attention.

“What is going ON!?” Maly shrieked, her voice shrill. “What are these things? What is this!?” she gestured from the bodies to the bent bars of the cell behind her and then to Kami.

“We go,” their employer said decisively, face glowering. When the others didn’t immediately comply, she rounded on Emah. “You said we must leave, yes? Let us leave, then, and quickly. We should not be here when the Watch arrives.”

Emah looked at the bent bars and then to their employer, a scowl as her mind raced. Impossible creatures followed by impossible acts from Kami. For weeks Oakton had been buzzing about seeming fable-tales occurring across the town, and now she would be adding to those accounts. She had so many questions but now was not the time. The job was to bring this woman to the jail and escort her home, that was it. They needed to get out of here, especially if more of those creatures could bubble out of the cesspit at any time.

“We go,” she confirmed with a short nod, and turned towards the staircase.

“Wait!” Maly cried. “We’re just going to leave? What are these things, Emah? What happened just now?” She was arguing to an empty hallway, however. Emah had already ascended out of view, with Kami quickly on her heels.

Emah heard Maly growled in frustration and the clatter of a sharpened stick that she must have kicked in frustration. Then Maly’s blonde head was bobbing up from the darkness in the torchlight, following them.

The three women scaled the spiral stairs, through the guard room and into the entryway. Nothing there had changed; two dead guards and an equally dead rat-thing lay upon the stone floor in pools of dark, sticky blood. Emah’s mind calculated. One of the creatures dead here, one on the stairs. That made eight total. Was that enough to kill three armed guards? It seemed unlikely, especially without more of the rat-things’ deaths. They must have surprised the guards, but the rats seemed to her like poor fighters. They would have to rely on overwhelming numbers.

“Do… do you think we were seen entering?” Maly panted, interrupting Emah’s thoughts. She blinked, frowning. Kami moved past them both towards the exit.

“I don’t believe so,” Emah frowned. “But when we leave, are we going straight to the Watch or disappearing into the crowds?”

The question was directed at their employer. Kami paused, her hand on the door latch. Emah examined the woman’s hand, thinking that moments before that same hand had extended impossibly long and bent iron bars with a single blow. Kami’s skin was as unblemished and perfect as before, the fingers long and graceful.

“We disappear into the crowd,” Kami nodded, and seemed to remember her hat and walking stick. She bent to retrieve them both, securing the hat firmly on her head. “Best to not let them detain us. I do not think the Watch will assume innocence of a madame of the Rose District and two new mercenaries with, ah, questionable reputations.”

Emah’s frown deepened. The woman had clearly done some investigating into who she hired. She liked that not at all, especially for such a simple job.

“Alright,” Emah exhaled, sheathing her sword. “Maly, come here. You have blood on your shoulder and arm.”

For the next moments, they looked each other over and cleaned themselves the best they could manage with water and the yellow cloaks of the Watch. The parts not spattered with gore, that is.

“Where are we going?” Maly asked when they were done, her voice pitched like that of a frightened child.

Kami looked back, her expressionless face made more so by the wooden mask covering half of it. “Back to the Golden Heron. Are we ready?”

Emah met her eyes and nodded.

Kami opened the door.

The Kaizukan woman walked outside, her hat lowered over her face. The clouds had given way to light rain, which had only begun to wet the cobblestone streets around the keep under the reaching branches of the Great Oak. Emah followed close at her heels, hand twitching towards the hilt of her sword. The mahogany skin of her shoulders, arms, and face glistened with sweat in the sudden light.

“Let’s go,” she whispered sharply to Maly.

The young Stone Islander woman swallowed and moved to follow, but something behind her shuffled, causing her to pause. Emah had just enough time to call out a warning as, out of the shadows, a savage, furred thing snarled and tackled Maly.

Maly and something large and furred rolled in a bundle out of the jail door and onto the street. Emah drew her sword, moving close. Her friend was screaming and beating at the thing vainly with her bare hands, but this rat-creature was larger and stronger than the others they had fought. Indeed, it was the size of Emah, with muscled shoulders and black claws each the length of her last knuckle. It snarled and chittered, tearing and ripping with those claws. Maly cried out in pain.

Emah stepped in, lunging forward with the tip of her sword and through the rat-creature’s neck. This close, it smelled powerfully of animal and sewage. The creature screamed and slumped to the side, and blood splashed across Maly’s neck and face. She scampered to her hands and knees, gaping at the now dead figure she’d escaped. Its tongue lolled from a long snout filled with jagged yellow teeth.

Emah wiped the blade on the creature’s gray rags and pulled at Maly. “Come on! Up, girl, up!”

All around them, people were pointing and exclaiming in shock and horror. Someone in green-and-yellow livery nearer the curtain wall shouted to one of the watchtowers.

Rain was pattering harder now, blurring everything around.

“We can’t run,” Kami said, voice hard and resolute. “They’ve seen us.”

Age of Wonders: Issue 1c

Age of Wonders, Issue 1a: A Simple Job

[Welcome to my new fantasy-superhero mash-up project! This is the fiction-only version. To see game notes, click here.]

art by Roland Brown (drawhaus.com)

Maly pushed her way, panting, into the darkened room. The sudden change from sunlight to candlelight momentarily blinded her as she shut the door. Sounds of cart vendors shouting, street musicians, horses clopping, and laughter immediately hushed to dull muffles. The Golden Heron, with colorful tapestries hanging on the wooden walls, had worked hard to keep its business inside hidden from the bustling street outside.

“Emah? You in here?” Maly asked, breathless.

“You’re late,” her friend answered, her deep voice clipped.

“Ah, yes. About that,” Maly held up a finger. “I need to tell you about–”

“You’re late, Maly,” Emah hissed. “Get over here and. Meet. Our. Host.” Each of those last words was delivered through clenched teeth.

“Oh, but… Right. Sorry,” Maly said sheepishly, still panting. She wiped a forearm across her wet brow and stamped her sandaled feet.

“I’m glad to have you both here,” a supple, smooth voice said. Maly blinked spastically, her pale blue eyes adjusting. Cloth hung from every wall, but otherwise the three of them stood alone in a room only sparsely furnished, with pillows placed neatly around its perimeter. A low desk with quill, parchment, and a slender candle atop it sat near a far wall. Another candle flickered merrily on an ironbound chest in a corner. A few garments hung from pegs peeking between tapestries on the wall. She could see now that her friend had her muscled, bare arms crossed and feet planted wide, pointedly turned away from her and towards their host. Emah was kitted for action, wearing her leather cuirass and gloves, her scabbarded sword hanging from her waist. The warrior’s short, kinky hair was pulled back from her forehead by a leather strap.

Maly still couldn’t make out details, but the third woman was slender and dressed in patterned pants and sleeveless top, with a riot of bracelets and necklaces adorning her. Their host’s long, silken black hair fell across one eye and spilled over one shoulder. Something was odd about her face, but Maly couldn’t tell at first what it was. Everything about her graceful bearing and honeyed voice felt to Maly like a caress in the dim light, which made some sense since they were standing in a brothel that she or Emah could never afford. This room wasn’t the Golden Heron’s primary entrance for clientele, though. Maly had, as instructed, circled around to a side door. She presumed this sparse, elegant room was meant for business only.

Maly tried her best to still her breathing, calm her frantic mind, and focus on what their potential employer was saying. She realized that she had missed the last several moments of conversation between the woman and Emah.

“…so you see, it’s a simple job. One afternoon for you and done.”

“You… just want us to walk with you? Are you expecting trouble?” Emah asked suspiciously.

“No particular trouble, no,” the woman said smoothly, shrugging a bare shoulder. “But you must understand, I am not used to visiting imprisoned criminals. I would feel better having an escort and have the coin to spare.”

“Wait, what are we doing? We’re just going to the jail?” Maly blinked, confused.

“Maly…” Emah growled.

“That’s right, Miss Wywich,” the woman nodded. Maly’s eyes had adjusted, and she could see now that the woman was indeed beautiful, but there was something covering the half of her face that her hair concealed. Beneath the curtain of black hair was a mask, delicately carved with an eye hole and curving around her slim nose and full-lipped mouth. “Walk with me to the jail, stay with me there while I conduct some business, and deliver me safely home.”

“Seems like a pretty easy job,” Maly chuckled.

Emah cleared her throat and shot her a withering stare. “It’s the kind of job new members of the Adventurer’s Guild receive, and we’re happy to do it, ma’am,” she growled.

Maly shrugged back apologetically.

“Excellent,” the woman nodded once. “And please: My name is Kami. I’ll provide half the fee now and half when it’s done. Agreed?”

“Agreed,” Emah nodded, and took the small pouch of coins. It clinked in her palm, and Emah tucked it away on a belt pouch.

“When are we leaving?” Maly asked.

“Why, now of course,” and the woman glided past them. Kami plucked a wide, circular hat from a peg, and a long slender walking stick leaning next to it. Then she was pushing out into the sunlight.

Outside, all three of them squinted in the bright light, Emah and Maly shielding their eyes with a hand. This part of Oakton, the Rose District, sat at the broad border between the wealthier merchant quarter and the crime-riddled slums. Modest wooden homes and shops lined the dirt road, with horse-drawn carts and people traveling up and down its length. Everywhere individuals and small groups played music, the constant backdrop of Oakton. Closest to them, a man sat cross-legged and pat a wide, flat drum, humming lyrics with a deep voice while across the street a girl of no more than ten sang full-throated while her two friends danced and banged tambourines.

Though it was in the second half of winter—indeed it was the first day of Nigwan, which in Kalee meant “End,” named for the thaw and last days of winter in the nation’s capital—the weather here, far to the west and north, was mild. Most of Oakton’s residents wore light fabrics and sleeveless shirts.

Above the roofline, the towering Great Oak stood, like a protective mother watching over the town, its branches stretching across the cloudy sky. Kami did not hesitate, walking with purpose down the road, towards the immense tree. Emah strode after her with long strides. Maly scampered to keep up.

“Emah!” the young woman gasped. “I need to tell you about–”

“Not now,” Emah growled. Her brown eyes did not meet Maly’s desperate, freckled face, but instead scanned the road for danger with a serious, furrowed expression. “We’re on a job. The first job, I’ll add, in more than a week. It’s actual coin, that will put food in our mouths. So just tell me later and pay attention now.”

Now it was Maly’s turn to harrumph in frustration. “Fine,” she said, pursing her lips, and she glanced behind them, searching the crowd with pale blue eyes as if expecting someone following.

Emah pointedly ignored her and lengthened her strike to reach Kami’s shoulder. “By the way, ma’am?”

The graceful woman kept her pace, seemingly not at all breathless or bothered. She answered mildly. “Yes?”

“Why are you visiting the jail? What’s your business there?” Emah asked. A thin, knobby street vendor stepped in front of Kami, leering at her, and Emah pushed him, stumbling, out of the way. He swore at them as they passed.

“That,” Kami said dismissively. “Is my own concern. One doesn’t usually ask the business of someone from the Rose District, Miss Elmhill.” And with that she adjusted her wide-brimmed hat and continued down the road, weaving amidst the crowd while her two guards kept pace.

The trio quickly approached Southgate, beyond which lay the town’s garrison, government buildings, and wealthiest residents. The gate itself was a gap wide enough for three carts, in a thick stone curtain wall with squat, ugly towers at regular intervals. A bored city watchman nodded at them as they passed, his half-lidded eyes lingering on Kami’s smooth cheek, lithe arms, and breasts pressed against her form-fitting shirt. Even with the carved mask and low-drawn hat the woman drew attention, and the guard’s hungry gaze was only the most obvious example around them. Maly began to understand the brothel-proprietor’s desire for bodyguards into the inner city and back, and wondered how often she was harassed in some way by guardsmen, sailors, or even merchants. The brief image of the leering street vendor also clicked into her mind. Emah gave her most withering gaze to the gate guard, but the man didn’t seem to notice, his eyes fixed on Kami.

Emah glanced back at Maly, still struggling to keep up with them because of constantly looking behind.

“Maly? Is someone following us?” she asked in a low whisper.

“What? Why would you–? No, no. Of course not!” the young woman chuckled guiltily. Her round, pale face had wideset eyes, freckled cheeks, downturned lips, and a button nose, making her look somewhat like a child from the neck up. Her tattooed, muscled arms and the knife at her belt dispelled the illusion, however. Maly brushed the short, sweat-damped blonde hair from her eyes. “Uh, our employer is getting away.”

“Aargh!” Emah huffed, and she hustled to pursue Kami as the woman made a beeline through the passerbys to a round, stone structure set away from the other buildings and far from the looming keep. Here, so close to the towering Great Oak, everything was in dappled shade. Yellow and brown oak leaves twice as large as an open hand lay scattered across the cobblestone, the leaves as constant in Oakton as the street musicians.

The town’s dungeons, which held those either awaiting execution or detained indefinitely, lay beneath the main keep. Where Kami strode, however, was outside one of several jails within the curtain wall, a place to hold those accused of smaller crimes or to pull drunkards off the street. Emah glanced back at her friend as they approached the heavy wooden door of the building, clearing her throat to get her attention. Maly was still looking behind her, scanning for something. She heard Emah and looked up to her friend and then the jail door. She grimaced.

“Is this going to be a problem?” Emah whispered back. For the first time since Maly had arrived late, Emah’s voice held no anger.

“It’s fine,” Maly shrugged, but her lips were a grim line. “I mean, I didn’t stay here that long.”

Kami had stopped, motionless, before the door. As Emah and Maly flanked her, the woman seemed to shake herself out of some sort of reverie, as if she’d been lost in thought.

“We are here,” she said simply.

“Are we… going inside?” Maly asked.

Kami seemed to gather herself and nodded once, sharply. “We are. You may stay outside if you wish.” She reached out and knocked on the door, first lightly, and then more forcefully when no one answered.

Maly arched an eyebrow, impressed at the slim woman’s strength. The heavy door thrummed with her booming knocks.

No one answered.

“That seems odd, doesn’t it?” Maly offered, hesitantly.

The three looked at each other, unsure what to do, then Emah and Maly scanned the surroundings. The jail stood away from any foot traffic, and no one seemed particularly interested in watching them at its entrance. They exchanged confused glances.

Kami pursed her lips and clutched the latch. With a sharp push of her shoulder, the door shuddered and flew open.

Inside was carnage.

Maly knew the layout of this jailhouse intimately. The entry room took up roughly half of the circular level, used for the intake of prisoners. Two city watch members were stationed here at all hours, usually complaining about their boring assignment and playing dice or cards. Behind the desk and chairs stood iron bars and a heavy door, behind which were cubbies with prisoners’ belongings, city watch logs, and a winding staircase down to the lower level. The entire jail was windowless, with torches burning day and night to both light it and make the place smell of oil and smoke.

Today, the heavy door at the back of the room hung open, the table and chairs toppled. Two bodies, a man and woman in the city watch’s yellow and green livery, lay sprawled on the floor, their forms ravaged by what looked like an animal attack, or perhaps several animals. Dark blood spattered the walls and ceiling, and pooled in wide, sticky blobs around the bodies. Small prints like that from a cat or dog tracked through the blood and seemed everywhere across the wooden floor.

One guard’s corpse clutched a long spear, which impaled something brown and furred, also dead and curled around the weapon’s tip. That body drew the eye because it was vaguely humanoid, the size of a child, one four-fingered, clawed hand outstretched as if in a plea for mercy. It wore filthy rags that could barely be called clothing, hanging in tatters from its small form. They couldn’t see the thing’s face from here, but its furred head was topped by small, flared ears.

“By the gods,” Emah breathed. “What happened here? We… we should get the Watch. Maly, go get help.”

“No!” Kami barked, thrusting a hand outward, palm facing them.

“What?” Maly blinked, her breath coming short and shallow. The smell in here wasn’t the typical oil and smoke—it was like iron and sewage, making her eyes water and jaw clench. “We need to tell–”

“No, dammit all! Shut the door and follow me.” Kami dropped her walking staff and threw off her hat, tiptoeing her way through the bodies and blood towards the open door. While the other two women gaped, she stepped across the threshold and peered down the staircase.

Emah was squinting at the furred form at the end of the spear, frowning. Maly stepped close to her, eyes wide.

“I’ve paid you to escort me,” Kami said, her face serious. “Come on.” She descended the stairs.

“What- what do we do, Emah?” Maly whispered urgently.

“I don’t…” Emah shook her head. “Aargh. We follow. Come on. Weapons out.”

Emah Elmhill was not particularly tall, but she had the physique of a well-trained fighter. With a gloved hand she reached to her waist, to a leather scabbard from which decorative tassels hung. The scraping sound of steel across the metal collar filled the room as Emah drew her sword. She held the wide blade out in front of her, other hand clenched in a fist.

“Let’s go,” she huffed, and stepped her way through the massacre at her feet to follow Kami.

Maly fumbled at her belt sheath for her dagger, thin blade as long as her forearm. She stole another glance at the furred creature curled around the spear, unlike anything she had ever seen. When she realized that Emah was already descending the stairs, Maly shook her head and lightly padded forward to catch up.

A second furred body lay halfway down the spiral staircase, this one on its back. Once again it wore tattered, filthy strips of cloth, and one side of its small torso was stained in blood from a wound, most likely a spear thrust from one of the guards. Its head was like that of a large rat, with black beady eyes, long whiskers on a nose hairless at the tip of the snout. Its mouth was gaping wide in death, showing sharp, yellowed teeth at the front of its mouth. One of its four-fingered, clawed hands held a sharpened stick.

“By the light of the sun,” she gasped, her steps faltering.

“No! Blast you, no!” Kami’s voice echoed from below, immediately followed by Emah’s shout.

“Maly! Get down here!”

Wide-eyed, she dashed down the curved staircase.

The bottom floor of the jail was simple in its design. The staircase led to a square area with a guard post at its center. Arrayed around the post were four cramped cells, each with iron bars and containing only a straw pallet, a wooden bucket of water, and a grated hole leading to a common cesspit below. The walls and floor were roughly-cut stone, making the place just cold and damp enough to be constantly uncomfortable. Maly knew this place well from her weeks living here. She hated it and everything it represented.

Today, however, there was no guard posted at the center. No living one, anyway. Another green-and-yellow clad city watch member lay on his back, fat belly torn open and spilling intestines across his legs, his lifeless eyes wide and terrified in the torchlight. Two prisoners also lay dead and ravaged in their cells, bitten and torn by what looked like small claws and teeth. As above, the stench of blood and waste permeated the place.

Kami stood, fists clenched tightly, looking down at one of the corpses in the cells. It was a man, pale-skinned from the Stone Isles, with blonde hair like Maly’s. He was tall, with wiry arms and a long neck, and seemed to be of middling years. His gray clothes had been torn, especially around his chest and shoulders, which were a bloody mess of gore. Kami stared at the man’s face, her unmasked cheek wet with tears.

“Ma’am,” Emah said huskily, holding back vomit. “We have to go. We have to get help. Whatever these things are… we need to tell someone.”

Kami continued to stare at the corpse lying between her and the iron bars. Emah and Maly watched her, willing her to respond.

As a result, none of them saw the furred, rag-robed figures climbing out of the cesspool hole in the floor of an open cell, one by one, their small eyes glowing in the torchlight like rounded flint, until it was too late. Chittering, the rat-figures scampered into the hallway and attacked.

Age of Wonders: Issue 1b

Age of Wonders, Issue 1a: A Simple Job [with game notes]

Welcome to the Age of Wonders, my current solo play and fiction project! To get you oriented, these shaded text boxes are for game notes, which will be absent from the fiction-only posts (for today, that would be here).

I’m playing the Crusaders rpg but, to begin today’s adventure, I rolled on the excellent Random Adventure Seeds in the Mighty Protectors core rulebook. I’m truly letting this homebrewed adventure emerge from the dice and am giving into the randomness. Percentile rolls in parentheses.

Step 1: What’s going on? (74) Invasion/rebellion.

Step 2: What’s the status? (04) Cold case – it happened some time ago.

Step 3: How do the PCs find out about it? (50) Via investigation – either the PCs or a third party.

Step 4: Final details. Perpetrator: (65) Enemy aliens. Victim: (08) Criminals. Location: (46) Prison.

I’ve already decided that Kami, one of our three protagonists, will be hiring Emah and Maly as a way of forming our party of adventurers. So now I just need to combine the above rolls into that story. Here we go…

art by Roland Brown (drawhaus.com)

Maly pushed her way, panting, into the darkened room. The sudden change from sunlight to candlelight momentarily blinded her as she shut the door. Sounds of cart vendors shouting, street musicians, horses clopping, and laughter immediately hushed to dull muffles. The Golden Heron, with colorful tapestries hanging on the wooden walls, had worked hard to keep its business inside hidden from the bustling street outside.

“Emah? You in here?” Maly asked, breathless.

“You’re late,” her friend answered, her deep voice clipped.

“Ah, yes. About that,” Maly held up a finger. “I need to tell you about–”

“You’re late, Maly,” Emah hissed. “Get over here and. Meet. Our. Host.” Each of those last words was delivered through clenched teeth.

“Oh, but… Right. Sorry,” Maly said sheepishly, still panting. She wiped a forearm across her wet brow and stamped her sandaled feet.

“I’m glad to have you both here,” a supple, smooth voice said. Maly blinked spastically, her pale blue eyes adjusting. Cloth hung from every wall, but otherwise the three of them stood alone in a room only sparsely furnished, with pillows placed neatly around its perimeter. A low desk with quill, parchment, and a slender candle atop it sat near a far wall. Another candle flickered merrily on an ironbound chest in a corner. A few garments hung from pegs peeking between tapestries on the wall. She could see now that her friend had her muscled, bare arms crossed and feet planted wide, pointedly turned away from her and towards their host. Emah was kitted for action, wearing her leather cuirass and gloves, her scabbarded sword hanging from her waist. The warrior’s short, kinky hair was pulled back from her forehead by a leather strap.

Maly still couldn’t make out details, but the third woman was slender and dressed in patterned pants and sleeveless top, with a riot of bracelets and necklaces adorning her. Their host’s long, silken black hair fell across one eye and spilled over one shoulder. Something was odd about her face, but Maly couldn’t tell at first what it was. Everything about her graceful bearing and honeyed voice felt to Maly like a caress in the dim light, which made some sense since they were standing in a brothel that she or Emah could never afford. This room wasn’t the Golden Heron’s primary entrance for clientele, though. Maly had, as instructed, circled around to a side door. She presumed this sparse, elegant room was meant for business only.

Maly tried her best to still her breathing, calm her frantic mind, and focus on what their potential employer was saying. She realized that she had missed the last several moments of conversation between the woman and Emah.

“…so you see, it’s a simple job. One afternoon for you and done.”

“You… just want us to walk with you? Are you expecting trouble?” Emah asked suspiciously.

“No particular trouble, no,” the woman said smoothly, shrugging a bare shoulder. “But you must understand, I am not used to visiting imprisoned criminals. I would feel better having an escort and have the coin to spare.”

“Wait, what are we doing? We’re just going to the jail?” Maly blinked, confused.

“Maly…” Emah growled.

“That’s right, Miss Wywich,” the woman nodded. Maly’s eyes had adjusted, and she could see now that the woman was indeed beautiful, but there was something covering the half of her face that her hair concealed. Beneath the curtain of black hair was a mask, delicately carved with an eye hole and curving around her slim nose and full-lipped mouth. “Walk with me to the jail, stay with me there while I conduct some business, and deliver me safely home.”

“Seems like a pretty easy job,” Maly chuckled.

Emah cleared her throat and shot her a withering stare. “It’s the kind of job new members of the Adventurer’s Guild receive, and we’re happy to do it, ma’am,” she growled.

Maly shrugged back apologetically.

“Excellent,” the woman nodded once. “And please: My name is Kami. I’ll provide half the fee now and half when it’s done. Agreed?”

“Agreed,” Emah nodded, and took the small pouch of coins. It clinked in her palm, and Emah tucked it away on a belt pouch.

“When are we leaving?” Maly asked.

“Why, now of course,” and the woman glided past them. Kami plucked a wide, circular hat from a peg, and a long slender walking stick leaning next to it. Then she was pushing out into the sunlight.

Outside, all three of them squinted in the bright light, Emah and Maly shielding their eyes with a hand. This part of Oakton, the Rose District, sat at the broad border between the wealthier merchant quarter and the crime-riddled slums. Modest wooden homes and shops lined the dirt road, with horse-drawn carts and people traveling up and down its length. Everywhere individuals and small groups played music, the constant backdrop of Oakton. Closest to them, a man sat cross-legged and pat a wide, flat drum, humming lyrics with a deep voice while across the street a girl of no more than ten sang full-throated while her two friends danced and banged tambourines.

Though it was in the second half of winter—indeed it was the first day of Nigwan, which in Kalee meant “End,” named for the thaw and last days of winter in the nation’s capital—the weather here, far to the west and north, was mild. Most of Oakton’s residents wore light fabrics and sleeveless shirts.

Above the roofline, the towering Great Oak stood, like a protective mother watching over the town, its branches stretching across the cloudy sky. Kami did not hesitate, walking with purpose down the road, towards the immense tree. Emah strode after her with long strides. Maly scampered to keep up.

“Emah!” the young woman gasped. “I need to tell you about–”

“Not now,” Emah growled. Her brown eyes did not meet Maly’s desperate, freckled face, but instead scanned the road for danger with a serious, furrowed expression. “We’re on a job. The first job, I’ll add, in more than a week. It’s actual coin, that will put food in our mouths. So just tell me later and pay attention now.”

Now it was Maly’s turn to harrumph in frustration. “Fine,” she said, pursing her lips, and she glanced behind them, searching the crowd with pale blue eyes as if expecting someone following.

Emah pointedly ignored her and lengthened her strike to reach Kami’s shoulder. “By the way, ma’am?”

The graceful woman kept her pace, seemingly not at all breathless or bothered. She answered mildly. “Yes?”

“Why are you visiting the jail? What’s your business there?” Emah asked. A thin, knobby street vendor stepped in front of Kami, leering at her, and Emah pushed him, stumbling, out of the way. He swore at them as they passed.

“That,” Kami said dismissively. “Is my own concern. One doesn’t usually ask the business of someone from the Rose District, Miss Elmhill.” And with that she adjusted her wide-brimmed hat and continued down the road, weaving amidst the crowd while her two guards kept pace.

The trio quickly approached Southgate, beyond which lay the town’s garrison, government buildings, and wealthiest residents. The gate itself was a gap wide enough for three carts, in a thick stone curtain wall with squat, ugly towers at regular intervals. A bored city watchman nodded at them as they passed, his half-lidded eyes lingering on Kami’s smooth cheek, lithe arms, and breasts pressed against her form-fitting shirt. Even with the carved mask and low-drawn hat the woman drew attention, and the guard’s hungry gaze was only the most obvious example around them. Maly began to understand the brothel-proprietor’s desire for bodyguards into the inner city and back, and wondered how often she was harassed in some way by guardsmen, sailors, or even merchants. The brief image of the leering street vendor also clicked into her mind. Emah gave her most withering gaze to the gate guard, but the man didn’t seem to notice, his eyes fixed on Kami.

Emah glanced back at Maly, still struggling to keep up with them because of constantly looking behind.

“Maly? Is someone following us?” she asked in a low whisper.

“What? Why would you–? No, no. Of course not!” the young woman chuckled guiltily. Her round, pale face had wideset eyes, freckled cheeks, downturned lips, and a button nose, making her look somewhat like a child from the neck up. Her tattooed, muscled arms and the knife at her belt dispelled the illusion, however. Maly brushed the short, sweat-damped blonde hair from her eyes. “Uh, our employer is getting away.”

“Aargh!” Emah huffed, and she hustled to pursue Kami as the woman made a beeline through the passerbys to a round, stone structure set away from the other buildings and far from the looming keep. Here, so close to the towering Great Oak, everything was in dappled shade. Yellow and brown oak leaves twice as large as an open hand lay scattered across the cobblestone, the leaves as constant in Oakton as the street musicians.

The town’s dungeons, which held those either awaiting execution or detained indefinitely, lay beneath the main keep. Where Kami strode, however, was outside one of several jails within the curtain wall, a place to hold those accused of smaller crimes or to pull drunkards off the street. Emah glanced back at her friend as they approached the heavy wooden door of the building, clearing her throat to get her attention. Maly was still looking behind her, scanning for something. She heard Emah and looked up to her friend and then the jail door. She grimaced.

“Is this going to be a problem?” Emah whispered back. For the first time since Maly had arrived late, Emah’s voice held no anger.

“It’s fine,” Maly shrugged, but her lips were a grim line. “I mean, I didn’t stay here that long.”

Kami had stopped, motionless, before the door. As Emah and Maly flanked her, the woman seemed to shake herself out of some sort of reverie, as if she’d been lost in thought.

“We are here,” she said simply.

“Are we… going inside?” Maly asked.

Kami seemed to gather herself and nodded once, sharply. “We are. You may stay outside if you wish.” She reached out and knocked on the door, first lightly, and then more forcefully when no one answered.

Maly arched an eyebrow, impressed at the slim woman’s strength. The heavy door thrummed with her booming knocks.

No one answered.

“That seems odd, doesn’t it?” Maly offered, hesitantly.

The three looked at each other, unsure what to do, then Emah and Maly scanned the surroundings. The jail stood away from any foot traffic, and no one seemed particularly interested in watching them at its entrance. They exchanged confused glances.

Kami pursed her lips and clutched the latch. With a sharp push of her shoulder, the door shuddered and flew open.

Inside was carnage.

Maly knew the layout of this jailhouse intimately. The entry room took up roughly half of the circular level, used for the intake of prisoners. Two city watch members were stationed here at all hours, usually complaining about their boring assignment and playing dice or cards. Behind the desk and chairs stood iron bars and a heavy door, behind which were cubbies with prisoners’ belongings, city watch logs, and a winding staircase down to the lower level. The entire jail was windowless, with torches burning day and night to both light it and make the place smell of oil and smoke.

Today, the heavy door at the back of the room hung open, the table and chairs toppled. Two bodies, a man and woman in the city watch’s yellow and green livery, lay sprawled on the floor, their forms ravaged by what looked like an animal attack, or perhaps several animals. Dark blood spattered the walls and ceiling, and pooled in wide, sticky blobs around the bodies. Small prints like that from a cat or dog tracked through the blood and seemed everywhere across the wooden floor.

One guard’s corpse clutched a long spear, which impaled something brown and furred, also dead and curled around the weapon’s tip. That body drew the eye because it was vaguely humanoid, the size of a child, one four-fingered, clawed hand outstretched as if in a plea for mercy. It wore filthy rags that could barely be called clothing, hanging in tatters from its small form. They couldn’t see the thing’s face from here, but its furred head was topped by small, flared ears.

“By the gods,” Emah breathed. “What happened here? We… we should get the Watch. Maly, go get help.”

“No!” Kami barked, thrusting a hand outward, palm facing them.

“What?” Maly blinked, her breath coming short and shallow. The smell in here wasn’t the typical oil and smoke—it was like iron and sewage, making her eyes water and jaw clench. “We need to tell–”

“No, dammit all! Shut the door and follow me.” Kami dropped her walking staff and threw off her hat, tiptoeing her way through the bodies and blood towards the open door. While the other two women gaped, she stepped across the threshold and peered down the staircase.

Emah was squinting at the furred form at the end of the spear, frowning. Maly stepped close to her, eyes wide.

“I’ve paid you to escort me,” Kami said, her face serious. “Come on.” She descended the stairs.

“What- what do we do, Emah?” Maly whispered urgently.

“I don’t…” Emah shook her head. “Aargh. We follow. Come on. Weapons out.”

Emah Elmhill was not particularly tall, but she had the physique of a well-trained fighter. With a gloved hand she reached to her waist, to a leather scabbard from which decorative tassels hung. The scraping sound of steel across the metal collar filled the room as Emah drew her sword. She held the wide blade out in front of her, other hand clenched in a fist.

“Let’s go,” she huffed, and stepped her way through the massacre at her feet to follow Kami.

Maly fumbled at her belt sheath for her dagger, thin blade as long as her forearm. She stole another glance at the furred creature curled around the spear, unlike anything she had ever seen. When she realized that Emah was already descending the stairs, Maly shook her head and lightly padded forward to catch up.

A second furred body lay halfway down the spiral staircase, this one on its back. Once again it wore tattered, filthy strips of cloth, and one side of its small torso was stained in blood from a wound, most likely a spear thrust from one of the guards. Its head was like that of a large rat, with black beady eyes, long whiskers on a nose hairless at the tip of the snout. Its mouth was gaping wide in death, showing sharp, yellowed teeth at the front of its mouth. One of its four-fingered, clawed hands held a sharpened stick.

“By the light of the sun,” she gasped, her steps faltering.

“No! Blast you, no!” Kami’s voice echoed from below, immediately followed by Emah’s shout.

“Maly! Get down here!”

Wide-eyed, she dashed down the curved staircase.

The bottom floor of the jail was simple in its design. The staircase led to a square area with a guard post at its center. Arrayed around the post were four cramped cells, each with iron bars and containing only a straw pallet, a wooden bucket of water, and a grated hole leading to a common cesspit below. The walls and floor were roughly-cut stone, making the place just cold and damp enough to be constantly uncomfortable. Maly knew this place well from her weeks living here. She hated it and everything it represented.

Today, however, there was no guard posted at the center. No living one, anyway. Another green-and-yellow clad city watch member lay on his back, fat belly torn open and spilling intestines across his legs, his lifeless eyes wide and terrified in the torchlight. Two prisoners also lay dead and ravaged in their cells, bitten and torn by what looked like small claws and teeth. As above, the stench of blood and waste permeated the place.

Kami stood, fists clenched tightly, looking down at one of the corpses in the cells. It was a man, pale-skinned from the Stone Isles, with blonde hair like Maly’s. He was tall, with wiry arms and a long neck, and seemed to be of middling years. His gray clothes had been torn, especially around his chest and shoulders, which were a bloody mess of gore. Kami stared at the man’s face, her unmasked cheek wet with tears.

“Ma’am,” Emah said huskily, holding back vomit. “We have to go. We have to get help. Whatever these things are… we need to tell someone.”

Kami continued to stare at the corpse lying between her and the iron bars. Emah and Maly watched her, willing her to respond.

As a result, none of them saw the furred, rag-robed figures climbing out of the cesspool hole in the floor of an open cell, one by one, their small eyes glowing in the torchlight like rounded flint, until it was too late. Chittering, the rat-figures scampered into the hallway and attacked.

Well dang… no rolling of dice or combat today, but there’s no avoiding it next time. I’m excited to take the Crusaders light and fast combat mechanics for a spin!

Age of Wonders: Issue 1b

Portal Under the Stars, Chapter 1

Introduction: Portal Under the Stars Playthrough

Bert Teahill lay under a pile of threadbare blankets, shivering and groaning. He was little more than sun-shriveled skin stretched over bones, his gray hair plastered to his skull with sweat. The cramped room–barely large enough for the small bed, a footlocker, and five figures crowding round–smelled strongly of urine and death.

The old man coughed weakly. “Is everyone here then?” he asked in a voice dry as summer leaves.

“We’re all here, Bert,” sniffed Councilman Wywood, nodding. He glanced at the other three town council members, each doing their best to not be there. Wywood was the oldest and most tenured council member and often spoke first. Councilmen Wayford and Seford weren’t much younger but still deferred to him. Indeed, the three men had held their positions so long that they seemed to share more unsaid with their glances than spoken aloud. For example, right then Seford, small eyes in a round face with hanging jowls, looked to Wywood imploringly as if to say When we can leave and get back to our brandy?

The fourth council member, Councilwoman Leda Astford, was the newest member and everything the others were not. Young, brave, and earnest, she interrupted the silent glances from the other three.

“What is it you wanted to tell us, Bert? We’ve assembled the full town council and your grandson, just as you asked,” she said, laying a hand on his shoulder. Councilman Wywood, for his part, pursed his lips and sniffed derisively. The other two old men nodded at his annoyance, silently agreeing Who does she think she is, taking charge?

Bert Teahill whimpered and stirred feebly beneath his covers. For a moment he stilled, and the room grew silent. Then the old man sucked in a breath and opened his eyes wide, searching around the room. He coughed.

“Good, good. Listen to me, all of you. The star… the stars have come back as when I was a boy.”

“What are you saying, Bert?” Wywood grumbled. The man’s wrinkled face shone with sweat. “What is this about stars?”

“Let him speak, please,” Leda intoned. The other three council members traded offended, frowning glances.

“When I was a boy,” Bert continued, wheezing. “Must be fifty winters since. I used to watch the stars, notice how they formed pictures in the sky. Back then there was a particular star. Called it the Empty Star, a blue, twinkling thing, all on its own with no others around it. As it rose directly overhead, a… a door opened. Shimmering blue, at the old stone mound. Swear to all the gods I saw it! A bright blue door, and on the other side jewels and fine steel spears aplenty.”

“What is he suggesting?” Councilman Wayford scoffed at his brethren. He was stooped with age, and his voice was high and wheedling, as if he were always whining. “We’re all here for a child’s fable?”

“A portal!” Bert said, his voice suddenly strong. A liver-spotted hand emerged from the blankets and gripped Leda’s wrist. He looked up at her imploringly. “All my life I held this secret, wishing I’d gone in. Could have changed my fortune, maybe my whole family’s fortunes. Maybe the whole town’s! And every night since I’ve watched the stars. The pictures in the sky all changed. The Empty Star never came back.

“But now it’s all back, you hear me? The Empty Star is rising! Tomorrow night, sure as my grave! I feel it in my very soul, you hear me? Tomorrow night is the night! Someone has to go to the old stone mound to see the portal. Go in, this time. Change Graymoor’s fortunes! There’s treasure there, and glory. Don’t let it pass by this time, please. Don’t live a life of regret like an old, dying farmer. Please. Please…” And just as suddenly as his old, vital self had returned, Bert Teahill deflated and lay panting.

The three aged councilmen said nothing, eyes darting furtively between them in silent discussion. Leda Astford, meanwhile, patted the farmer’s shoulder gently.

“Okay, Bert,” she said. “We hear you. We’ll go to the old stone mound tomorrow night. If there’s a portal, we’ll get those jewels and spears.”

“Take– take Gyles,” Bert whispered and almost imperceptibly nodded.

With a rustle of cloth and creaking floorboards, the four town council members turned to look at the boy. Little Gyles Teahill was Bert’s grandson, who townsfolk said was strong as a man at ten years of age. He had taken over running the Teahill farm with his father’s recent leg injury. Little Gyles looked up at them all with a mix of wide-eyed surprise from the attention and an iron-like determination.

Councilman Wywood snorted derisively and turned his back on the boy. Wayford and Seford followed suit. The three shuffled out of the room, muttering about “waste of time” and “fool’s errand” and “preposterous” and “let’s go have some brandy.”

Leda Astford, meanwhile, met the boy’s eyes. She smiled, conjuring a confused grin from the boy. As the others left, Leda gently squeezed Bert’s thin shoulder and nodded. “I’ll go myself tomorrow night, Bert. And I’ll take Little Gyles and keep him safe, don’t you worry. We’ll see this door of yours. And if it’s there, well, sure as anything we’ll go in.”

Bert Teahill lay still beneath his blankets, eyes closed and barely breathing. Had the man heard her words?

They would never know.


Councilwoman Leda Astford’s breath steamed in the cold night air. Spring had come to Graymoor, but Winter still had its grip on the dark hours. She shivered beneath her traveling cloak, pulling it tighter. She was a healthy woman in the prime of her life but had always suffered in the cold. Her hands and feet especially.

She looked around. A rumor as big as this one had spread, and a large pack volunteered to wander into the darkness in search of Old Bert Teahill’s flight of fancy. Puffs of breath dotted the shadows as the dozen of them waited. It was a clear night and the path to the old stone mound was well-known, so none had felt the need to light a torch.

“How long are we going to stay out here before we decide the old fool is crazy?” complained Egerth Mayhurst. He was Graymoor’s jeweler, a shrewd and unpleasant man of middle years, thin and bald, with a carefully sculpted beard along his jawline. Leda assumed he was here to lay claim to any gemstones they found, if a magic portal did exist. Grimly, she realized that he may also have been sent here to report back to the other council members.

“Calm yourself, Egerth,” a deep, resonant voice intoned. It was Bern Erswood, the town’s herbalist and likely the most well-liked of the group. Bern’s remedies rarely did what he claimed, but the barrel-chested, bearded man made you feel good about taking them all the same. “That blue star that Leda called the Empty Star… It’s still climbing in the sky, and it’ll soon be directly over the old stones. I’m not saying anything will happen then, mind you, but I reckon we’ll find out soon.”

The others mumbled their assent and Egerth Mayhurst snapped his jaw shut, arms folded. Leda looked down on Little Gyles, who stood near her with a pitchfork held like he was defending a castle from invasion. The boy had stayed at her side the entire trek, and she couldn’t decide if he wanted her protection or saw himself as the protector. Either way, she smiled and gripped his firm, muscled shoulder.

“You hear that? Shouldn’t be long now,” she said reassuringly. The boy pursed his lips and nodded.

 She looked at the tall figure to her other side. Finasaer Doladris was the only elf anyone in Graymoor had ever met, and his long, pointed ears and long, fine hair made for a distinctive profile even in the darkness. His robes seemed to shimmer in the starlight.

“What do you think, Mister Doladris? Will a portal appear?”

“Mm,” he murmured noncommittally. “Difficult to ascertain, councilwoman. Yet whether folk fable or astrological miracle, it’s a fine entry to my documentation of the local populace. Quite intriguing all the same.”

Leda didn’t reply. The elf had been a genuine curiosity to all of Graymoor since he appeared out of the woodland a year ago claiming to be doing research, but the way he spoke made it difficult to hold a conversation.  

The old stone mounds were named such because, amidst a marshy woodland, several large slabs of rock lay against one another randomly like the discarded toys of giants. No other such stones could be found within miles of Graymoor, and against all reason these immense stones never collected moss, bird nests, or spiders. Indeed, no vegetation of any kind grew near the stones. Naturally, most locals avoided the place, and it was a frequent object of childhood dares. If Bert was indeed making up a story, the old stone mound was the perfect location for it.

Suddenly, where three blocks leaned haphazardly together to form an upright rectangle, a shimmering door of light appeared. One moment the space was empty and then it wasn’t, without a sound. The dozen Graymoor residents gasped. Little Gyles took an involuntary step closer to Leda.

As she moved forward, the boy at her hip, Leda saw that it was not so much a door as the opening of a corridor. Where before there had been a person-sized gap, there now stretched a long hallway, limned by blue light.

“There’s nothing on the other side!” Veric Cayfield, one of the three halflings present, called out from the shadows. Like the Haffoot siblings who had also joined their party, Veric had migrated to Graymoor from the distant halfling village of Teatown. He had become the town’s haberdasher years ago, because there was nothing Veric loved so much as clothes and sewing. Indeed, he proudly exclaimed to anyone who would listen that the reason he loved Graymoor is because humans allow him the opportunity to use even more fabric for his craft. Leda had no idea why he’d joined their expedition tonight. Or the Haffoots, for that matter.

A handful of others had wandered to the other side of the three stones.

“Sure enough!” Bern the herbalist exclaimed. “I can see you all clearly through the gap on this side. Can you see me?”

“We can’t, Bern,” Leda called out. “For us it’s a hallway.”

The sound of a sword being pulled from its scabbard rang out. Mythey Wyebury, who Leda always thought was trouble, moved forward to the shimmering corridor’s opening. “Well?” he said. “So the old man was speaking true. Let’s go find these jewels and magical weapons, eh?”

And then he stepped into the portal.

Hesitantly, a small group followed, each clutching the closest thing to a weapon they could find at home. Umur Pearlhammer, the dwarven stonesmith and Graymoor’s most tenured resident, gripped a hammer. Erin Wywood, the councilman’s granddaughter, had a long knife in her shaking hand. Even Hilda Breadon, the town’s baker extraordinaire, gripped a rolling pin in her meaty fist.

“Do we go in now?” Little Gyles asked, looking up at her. For such a strapping lad, his voice betrayed his young age.

“I suppose we do,” Leda answered with wonder, and the two moved towards the opening.

The corridor before them ran about twenty feet, and she was surprised to find that a flagstone floor ran between the portal opening and a large door. Otherwise, the place was bare walls, the same sort of stone as the old stone mound. But it was the flagstones that unnerved her most, for it spoke of someone crafting this place instead of it simply… being.

Mythey and several others were already at the door.

“Locked!” he shouted back at them, clearly frustrated. Veric, Bern, and the others who had walked around the stones were now all at the portal’s entrance behind Leda, peering in.

Leda strode closer, and the door itself left no question as to someone crafting this place. It was wooden and iron-banded. Jewels or crystals of some sort were embedded in the wood, creating star-shapes that twinkled in the blue light.

So far this has all been narrative and no game mechanics. But here we go! Time to roll some dice! Will anyone in the party understand what’s going on? I’ll give characters with an Intelligence of 13 or more (Erin Wywood, Ethys Haffoot, and Umur Pearlhammer) a chance to puzzle it out at a Difficulty Class of 14. Basically, they have to hit a DC 14 on a d20 roll, plus their Intelligence modifier (which for all of them is +1).

Erin’s roll (14+1): 15

Ethys: (11+1): 12

Umur: (2+1): 3

“I think,” Erin Wywood started to say, her voice cracking. She cleared her throat and tried again. “I think we need to wait. Bern said the star wasn’t directly overhead yet, yeah?”

Leda blinked, surprised. She knew Erin to be the closest thing Graymoor had to a minstrel, always in public spaces or the tavern singing songs about the gods and the importance of rooting out Chaos from the world. She never thought of her as quick-witted. Leda was suddenly glad that the councilman’s granddaughter had joined them.

“Screw that!” Mythey spat from the front of the group. Before anyone could stop him, he put his hand on the door’s handle and bashed forward with his shoulder. Mythey was an ass and bully, but he was also a hulking man and perhaps the strongest of them assembled.

This is a bit of a sacrificial lamb move on my part, but I don’t want to assume everyone will listen to the town minstrel’s wisdom, and Mythey is a greedy troublemaker whose best stat is Strength. It makes sense to me that he would try and barge in impatiently. It’s also an opportunity to establish the stakes of this little adventure.

The door can be forced with a DC 15 Strength check. Mythey rolls a (11+1) 12, so fails.

Attempting to force the door triggers a trap, however. Before I describe it, Mythey will take 1d8 damage, which he can halve with a DC 10 Reflex check (he rolls a 3). Sort of a moot point since he only has 1 hit point, but he takes 5 damage and is killed instantly.

It was a solid blow, but the sturdy door held. As the man struck it, the jewels on its surface flashed a bright blue that left all of them within the corridor dazzled. Leda blinked to regain her vision, and as she did so, those nearest the door cried out.

“He’s dead!” Hilda the baker shrieked. “Burned to a crisp! Gods help us!”

Acrid smoke smelling of charred flesh began drifting through the corridor towards the open air. Leda gagged and rushed towards the exit along with the others. She glanced back and saw the blackened lump that was once Mythey Wybury.

As the now-eleven of them huddled outside, under the night sky, near the shimmering portal entrance, several people tried talking at once, some in hysterical, high-pitched tones and others in calm, reassuring ones. The effect was that no one heard a single thing the others were saying, leading to a chaotic babble.

“Enough!” Umur Pearlhammer shouted. At once they all quieted. The dwarf’s weathered face, bushy brows over a bulbous nose, regarded them. “Mythey was a fool and trouble besides, we all knew it. First chance he had to take whatever wealth and steal it, he would have. I donna’ like that he died, mind, but there’s a lesson there for all’a us.”

The others nodded and sniffled and gripped their weapons.

“We gotta take care, now,” the dwarf continued in his gruff, commanding voice. “Think an’ act together, yeah? Miss Wywood has the right of it, methinks. What say you, Bern? The Empty Star still tracking overhead?”

The herbalist scanned the sky. “I would say so, yes. Maybe an hour or two and it should be directly overhead.”

Umur nodded once. “Then we wait. Meantime, who can help me haul that fool’s body out so we can bring it back when we’re done?”

For a moment, no one said a word. Then, at Leda’s side, Little Gyles Teahill raised his hand. “I can help, master stonemason sir.”

Umur nodded again. “Right enough. Come along lad.”

The next hour or two passed slowly. Mythey’s body was badly burned and uncomfortable to see, like he’d been struck by lightning. But he had a short sword in his grip and was the only one of them wearing anything resembling armor. After the trapped door, such things seemed more important than ever. Umur offered to take the sword, since no one else seemed comfortable using it. The leather cuirass, however, would never have fit the stocky dwarf. Indeed, only Bern the herbalist, Egerth the jeweler, and Finasaer the researcher were anywhere near the man’s size. The elf held up his hands helplessly, saying he was not a man of arms. That left the two human men, and, after some discussion, Bern had the least distaste for wearing a dead man’s singed leathers. With the help of the others, they pulled the items from Mythey’s corpse and helped Bern with the straps. Umur swung the sword, away from the group, and grunted in satisfaction as he slid it back into the scabbard that now hung from his hip.

“Something’s happening!” one of the Haffoots, the sister, Ethys, exclaimed, pointing a small finger towards the glowing hallway.

Bern looked skyward, drumming a finger on his now leather-clad belly. “Mm. Looks like it’s directly overhead, sure enough.”

“What is it, Ethys?” Leda asked as the group edged near the stones. It was an unnecessary question. Anyone with a view down the long corridor could see what was happening.

The jewel-encrusted, heavy door had swung open.

Portal Under the Stars, Chapter 2