“That beastie was hidin’ in a chimney,” Haffoot explained, nodding to the sloughed bag of gray skin and the black spatter that was once the serpent within. “We musta passed right below it in that crawlspace. Anyway, it pushed through the sticks and stuff to go after the folks here. Smart little fucker, yeah?”
“So when we all came back through the crawlspace…” Umur muttered, rubbing at his beard, and glancing up at the gap in the stone.
“There was the pile ‘o sticks and stuff, yeah. I shimmied up there easy-like, and there was the real tomb.” She gestured to the silver wolf pelt on the floor, wrapped around the wicked spear.
Erin leaned down and pulled the weapon free. Even with its butt planted firmly in the hard-packed earth, the spear’s broad head stood well taller than the cleric. Its length made it a decidedly human weapon, and would be too unwieldy for Umur or Haffoot. Crossbars mounted near the spearhead could pin a creature, if the wielder had the strength to keep it pinned.
“Ulfheonar’s wolf-spear,” Joane breathed reverently. The other Hirot villagers too seemed in awe of the weapon. “I knew you all would succeed, but…” she swallowed. “I– I don’t know that I ever really believed it was real.”
“The Hound,” the rough-faced man of the group, Anthol, said decisively. He spat to the side without taking his eyes from the spear. “You all can kill it now and keep it dead. The cost of coming here was awful, but it’s done. We’ve saved the town.”
Erin’s steel-eyed gaze fell on Haffoot, who was basking in Anthol’s words. “Perhaps,” she said. “If the bard’s tale is true. But that was reckless, Haffoot. What if, instead of the true tomb, you had stumbled upon a nest of those Chaos-kissed creatures? You would be dead, and your death would draw us into their midst looking for you.”
The halfling scoffed and grinned back at the white-mailed young woman. “You worry too much, Erin. If it’d been dangerous I woulda hopped away.”
“And you worry too little,” she frowned. “There is enough danger here without you taking unnecessary risks.”
“It’s done now,” Umur inserted himself between them, forcing Erin’s stare onto him. “We have the spear.”
“And this!” Haffoot chirped. She brandished a polished drinking horn, capped in gold and held by a leather strap.
Umur took the horn and peered at it. “Don’ recognize the writin’ here. Not dwarven, nor the common tongue. You know it?” he held it up for Erin to see. The cleric shook her head. “Hrmph. And what’s this?” he muttered, freeing the ornate cap from the widest end of the horn and sniffing. “It’s got liquid in it. Not spoiled. Smells clean and clear.”
“Magical,” Hilda said ominously from behind them.
“Go on. Take a drink, yeah?” Haffoot grinned.
“Absolutely do not,” Erin warned.
Umur sniffed the horn again, scowling mistrustfully. He looked from Erin to Haffoot, then quickly tossed back a gulp of the item’s contents.
[The Horn of Kings, as it’s called, is indeed magical and has several properties that are discovered when someone drinks from it. In this case, it will heal Umur for d12 hit points. He rolls a totally unnecessary 12, fully healing his missing 3 hp. The horn can provide this healing twice more this month, as well as a number of other properties …all of which Umur now knows!]
Vitality seemed to infuse the dwarf immediately. He blinked in surprise and peered down at the horn in wonder.
“By the gods…” Umur gasped, and immediately replaced the cap. “’Tis an item of great power. I’ve no doubts about your claim, Haffoot. That spear Erin’s holdin’ there was Ulfheonar’s, I’d bet my beard on it. As the man there says, we’ve got we came to claim.”
“I have Shul’s rights to offer our dead,” Erin said. “Unless you would care to offer Justicia’s blessings instead, Briene?”
The comely young woman seemed startled by the offer. She pulled her gaze from the legendary spear and met Erin’s steely stare. “Oh! I– I’m not a priest, ma’am. You should do it. But maybe outside, in fresher air?”
“Aye, let’s get the bodies and ourselves out of here,” Umur nodded.
“Unless we think there are more treasures to be had?” Hilda offered, peering down the hallway to the areas they had not yet explored.
Interesting question: Would the party continue to explore once they’ve found the spear? I’m not sure. Hilda, the most avaricious of the group, clearly wants to. I can’t come up with a clear motivation for any of the others one way or the other. So let’s do a Personality roll for Hilda at DC 12. If she rolls high, the group will agree to look around. If not, they’ll want to escape and head home now.
Hilda rolls a natural 1. I love it when the dice tell their story. Based on her earlier magic, it seems Hilda has less than no influence with the others right now and they will actively oppose her. Indeed, the Hirot villagers would like out in the open air as much as to distance themselves from the wizard as to escape the dangers of the tomb.
There are traps in the southern part of the complex, as well as at least one more powerful magic item. The party won’t discover either, however.
The good news is that removing the corpses from the confines ensures that, tonight, Avel, Tor, and Umulf won’t rise as tomb ghouls.
“We have what we came for!” Joane spoke up angrily. The other Hirot villagers nodded in agreement. “The treasures were in Ulfheonar’s true resting place. Only death lies in the other passages! You have what you need to kill the Hound.”
“I’m inclined to agree,” Erin said. “The horn is an unexpected boon, and I cannot help but feel the silvery wolf hide, so much like the moon itself, is a direct message from Shul about our victory here. It is enough. We are not here as graverobbers.”
Umur looked around and saw steely resolve in the others’ faces. Haffoot, he figured, would probably be up for anything, but the others clearly wished to leave this place.
“We go,” he grunted. “Let’s get the dead outside for Erin’s rites, and then let’s get to our beds before nightfall.”
Hilda, inscrutable behind the hood that only revealed the bottom half of her face, said nothing. She replaced the glowing orb in her satchel carefully and drifted towards the rear of the group, keeping her distance but following their lead.
Umur hoisted the body of his fellow dwarf, Tor Goldfinger, with a grunt. It was an enormous burden with his armor and the shield strapped to his back, but he said not a word of complaint as he slowly ascended the three wide stairs to the main hallway, then through the narrow corridor from which they’d entered. Erin cradled small Avel Wayton, the halfling merchant, like a sleeping child and followed. The remaining corpse, the beggar Umulf, had been torn to shreds by the tomb’s denizen. It was Anthol who, face set grimly, gathered what he could into his arms, covering himself in gore. Joane, Maly, and Briene huddled around the man, their presence meant to bolster his bravery and offer support.
Without conversation, the group found their way to the partially collapsed room, where shafts of sunlight slanted from the far side. Those not carrying bodies helped those who were to navigate the piles of rubble and ascend the slabs of stone to the narrow gap outside. Only Hilda stayed back, hands folded within her sleeves, following like a silent wraith.
As they pulled their way into the late summer afternoon, squinting from the bright light, it was as if they were being birthed into a new world. Birds chirped from the nearby trees and tall grass swayed in a gentle breeze. Overhead, the sky was a bold, blue dome.
“Where is Riffin?” Briene said worriedly. “He said he would wait and keep watch.”
It was then that the hail of arrows began.
The party’s quest has not gone unnoticed by the Jarl of Hirot. Hearing of their search for the fabled wolf-spear, he’s sent his best tracker, Iraco the Hunt Master, and a pack of huntsmen to follow the group’s trail and ambush them. The Jarl sees no downside to this plan; either he’ll be rid of these troublesome outsiders who’ve brought false hope to the village, or–in the unlikely event that they succeed in their quest–he can claim the wolf-spear for himself to kill the Hound. In either case, the story that these “heroes” have abandoned Hirot to its fate is an easy and believable tale.
Reading forums and GM accounts of Doom of the Savage Kings, this encounter may be the deadliest of the adventure and sometimes results in a Total Party Kill (TPK). The party is already taxed and unsuspecting of an ambush, and Iraco is no slouch stats-wise. Since the adventure is designed for 6 or more 1st level PCs, I’m dropping the number of huntsmen from 5 to 4. Is that enough of a concession to avoid a TPK? I guess we’ll see.
First is the surprise round. Two of the hunstmen are far back by the main entrance to the tomb, near the pool of water and the heavy, circular stone door. They are 90’ away from the nearest party members, putting their shortbows at medium range, or -2 to hit. The two closest PCs are Erin and Anthol, so each will fire at one of them.
Huntsman 1 rolls a [5+3-2] 6 and misses Anthol.
Huntsman 2 rolls a [13+3-2] 13 and just misses Erin’s 14 AC.
The next two huntsmen are next to Iraco and closer (though still at medium range), so they’ll volley into the second line that has Umur and Haffoot.
Huntsman 3 rolls a [12+3-2] 13 and hits Haffoot, thankfully only doing 1 damage.
Huntsman 4 rolls a [18+3-2] 19 and hits Umur, also doing 1 damage.
Finally, Iraco targets Anthol, who is covered in blood so he mistakenly believes him to be already wounded. He rolls a [13+5-2] 16 and hits, dealing 2 damage and leaving the human gravedigger with 3 hp. The party is getting unlucky on the attack rolls but lucky on damage so far.
Round 1, and we roll a big pile of initiative. Caught off guard, our PCs roll poorly (except Haffoot, the quick-witted and lucky halfling).
Huntsman 1 fires again at Anthol, but again misses with a [6+3-2] 7.
Haffoot is next, and our club-footed swashbuckler is far away from being able to attack with her two shortswords. She uses her round to sprint 40’ closer to melee. Maly and Anthol do the same but spread out to the sides.
Iraco is next and he drops his bow to meet the oncoming gravedigger. He uses one action to move and pull free his longsword, and the second to slash. He is a deadly fighter, and rolls a [15+4] 19, dealing a whopping [7+2] 9 damage and killing Anthol. Joane then begins to close the distance, pitchfork raised.
Huntsman 3 and 4 follow Iraco’s lead, dropping their bows and drawing shortswords to meet the oncoming group. Joane is the closest to them, and they will get a chance to strike her next round.
Umur drops Tor and runs on stumpy legs towards the fight. As he does so, he pulls his shield from his back.
Huntsman 2, back from the fray, fires at the onrushing Maly. She’s no longer at a disadvantageous range, but he still misses (barely) with a [6+3] 9.
Briene is not much of a fighter, but she’ll rush to Maly’s side. Erin, still wielding the legendary wolf-spear, charges forward.
And, finally, Hilda crawls free of Ulfheonar’s tomb and surveys the battlefield. The bonuses from her successful Patron Bond are gone, so I think it’s time for her to try Spellburn for the first time. She’ll advance closer, and we’ll get into those mechanics next round.
Two arrow shafts embedded in the soft ground near their feet before they knew what was happening. Then a sharp clink! echoed as an arrowhead glanced off Umur’s black, scaled armor just as Haffoot cried out in pain. More arrows whistled through the air.
“We’re under attack!” the dwarf bellowed, unceremoniously dropping the corpse he had been carrying. “Close the distance! Quickly!”
Like an anthill kicked over, the group scrambled forward. Haffoot, in her loping gait, drew both of her blades as she ran across the grassy field, and soon villagers had joined her, eyes wide and panting.
They charged a small cluster of human men in travel cloaks, three within the clearing and two farther back near the tree line. All five had short, curved bows, and they drew arrows from quivers on their backs and let loose with trained precision. None of the heroes from Graymoor nor the villagers from Hirot dropped under the deadly rain, but many took glancing hits.
As Umur and his gang neared, an ugly man with a mashed face dropped his bow and drew a long blade. The two huntsmen flanking him followed his lead, though their swords were considerably less impressive. With a shout, the three of them dipped their shoulders and moved to meet the charge.
The ugly man was clearly the best fighter among the group, and likely the leader. He sneered as Anthol, still covered in his neighbor’s blood, ran forward. The man spun and cleaved down with his blade, and Anthol fell dead into the grass.
“Broder! Bina! Go! Cut the traitors down!” he yelled.
Round 2!
Seeing Erin approaching with the broad-headed spear, Huntsman 1 switches targets and volleys an arrow at our acolyte of Shul, hitting easily with a [19+3] 22 and inflicting 2 damage.
Haffoot is next. She leaps over Riffin’s corpse in the grass (yes, he tried to parlay with Iraco and his troupe and was killed for his efforts) and attacks Huntsman 3, who we’ll say is now named Broder. Because she had to first move, she can only make 1 attack, but that means it’s with a d20 instead of her two-weapon d16s. She unfortunately rolls a [2+1] 3 and misses badly.
Maly also moves in and misses with a [14-1] 13 (I just realized that the huntsmen’s AC is 15. Yeeesh). Iraco glides over to meet the threat and rolls a [15+4] 19 with his longsword, doing [6+2] 8 damage and killing poor oversized-helmet Maly.
Joane sees Maly go down and stabs with her pitchfork, missing with a [5+0] 5.
Now it’s Broder and Bina’s turn. Broder just had a halfling stab at him, so he’ll swing at Haffoot. Thankfully he rolls a [2+2] 4 and misses. I’ll say that he and Haffoot have their blades crossed, neither able to get an advantage. Bina, meanwhile, will stab at Erin and also miss with a [3+2] 5. Could the party’s luck be turning?
Nope. Umur flanks Broder with Haffoot and only rolls a 1 on his Deed die, missing with a [6+1+1] 8. His shield bash rolls the same number, so he does nothing useful. The party has lost 2 retainers and still not dealt a single point of damage!
Huntsman 2 will also fire at Erin, but he is firing into melee (since Bina has engaged her) so is at a -1. He misses with a [8+3-1], which now has a 50% chance to hit Bina. A roll of 90 on percentile means no friendly fire, but Iraco yells at the fool to choose a new target.
Briene advances and misses badly. Leaving Erin and Hilda.
Erin steps sideways and stabs with the wolf-spear at Bina. She would miss with a [11+1+1] 13, but Haffoot burns another point of Luck (now down to 8 of 12), giving Erin a +2, which means the attack hits. She does [4+1+1] 6 damage and kills the huntsman. Woo!
It’s Hilda’s turn, and she is going to Spellburn. She sacrifices 3 points of Stamina (which she’ll recover, like Haffoot’s Luck, at 1 point per day). Because magic in Dungeon Crawl Classics is bonkers, first Hilda rolls on the Spellburn Actions table, rolling an 8 on d24: “the wizard agrees to aid followers of a patron saint” – hm, I’ll have to think what that means in the narrative. Then, Hilda’s patron Ptah-Ungurath has his own table for Spellburn, and she rolls a d4… 4, which means: “For one brief moment, the caster sees all things as they really are. Although she cannot hold the vision, her soul is blasted by the perceptions. She is disoriented for the next 12 hours, and has a -2 penalty to all attack rolls, skill checks (not including this spell), and saves for this period.”
Now she casts Invoke Patron. With the benefit of Spellburn, she rolls a [14+1+3] 18. “The air grows warm and full of sparks, but even bright daylight is dimmed so that all things seem obscure. Fur and hair stand on end due to static electricity. In this unclear light, grotesque shadows squat atop the heads of all creatures within 100’ of the caster. These uncertain shadows hint at monstrous truths. All within range except the caster are stunned for one round and lose any actions they might have. Enemies of the caster are also stunned until they can succeed at a DC 15 Will save each round. Finally, all enemies of the caster take d5+1 (level) damage as the surreal tenebrous obscurities seep into their bodies. This damage occurs as soon as they succeed at their Will saves.”
WOW Hilda’s Patron is creepy as hell.
Finally, she gains a +4 bonus to other spellchecks for d4 rounds, and I roll 3.
The next several moments were a dizzying dance of chaos and death. The two hunstmen near the tree line continued launching arrows again and again at the party while the mash-faced man and his two companions deftly swung their swords. Though they and the Hirot villagers seemed to know one another, these cloaked figures had clearly come to kill them all.
Haffoot leapt with both of her blades, meeting the huntsman the ugly man had called Broder. He was a hulking human with a shaved head, strong and skilled. The ring of steel echoed across the clearing as neither found an opening in the other’s defenses. Umur, freeing his ancestral sword from its scabbard, roared to help his halfling friend and stomped across the clearing.
The ugly man, meanwhile, felled Maly Peabrook and her mismatched armor as easily as he’d killed Anthol. The young woman’s oversized helmet rolled into the grass as she died. Joane, eyes blurred by tears, stabbed ineffectually at the man with her pitchfork as he shook his head at her.
“You shoulda died two nights ago at the sacrifice, girl,” he jeered. “And you never shoulda joined this lot.”
“Don’t do this, Iraco!” Joane cried. “They’re going to save us all!”
Nearby, eyes glowing a luminous white, Erin charged in with Ulfheonar’s spear. The broad spearhead burst from the cloaked woman named Bina’s back as the cleric attacked with a righteous frenzy.
Hilda had been standing back from the battle, chanting in a language she did not understand. She could feel the orb within the satchel at her hip pulsing like a thing alive, communicating with her in ways she could not describe. When Erin thrust the legendary weapon through her opponent, the orb grew icy cold against her and drew Hilda’s eyes to the scene. It was as if the cleric in white armor was a beacon upon the battlefield, like a star in the endless dark of space. The black rectangle upon Hilda’s forehead shone a brilliant blue, and her eyes took on the same hue.
“I understand!” the wizard cackled as, across the clearing, the light seemed to dim. “We are both your vessels! She is of the moon, one of your acolytes’ acolytes, and you are of all celestial creation! Shul is your child and so I must protect her, this child of Shul, above all others! I see! I see it now! I SEE IT ALL!”
None of the others heard Hilda’s rantings. Instead, they became aware of the air growing warm and full of flecks of blue light, even as the sunlight dimmed. Monstrous shadows prowled that dimness, and though none of them would be able to recall exactly what those shadows said, they whispered awful truths. Dark susurrations filled the combatants’ minds, and they stumbled and were filled with despair.
All except the acolyte of Shul, upon whom Hilda’s blue gaze was fixed. How had she not seen it before? It was so obvious now. Erin was the first celestial body in the galaxy of Hilda’s expanded consciousness. Then and there she vowed that no harm would come to Erin Wywood while the wizard drew breath. Hilda would guard the cleric as her own child, just as–she was now certain–the shadowy man within the orb would guard Erin’s god Shul. They were inextricably linked by their time beneath the Empty Star, two mortals now under the protection of immortal forces. No one else mattered. It was only those offered to the open sky who would survive the coming void. A thousand insights rushed into Hilda’s mind at once, and she could not help but cackle with the glee of it.
Everyone except Erin (some GM fiat there for storytelling purposes) and Hilda are stunned for Round 3. We will also see if Iraco and his huntsman can free themselves from the shadowy visions of Hilda’s magic.
Huntsman 1 rolls a 19 and succeeds, per the spell description now taking [4+1] 5 damage. That means the strange shadows kill the man, even as he escapes their clutches.
Iraco also saves, with a [16+1] 17, taking [2+1] 3 damage. That’s too bad, as he is by far the most dangerous opponent.
Broder rolls a 13 and stays stunned. Huntsman 2, the other archer, rolls a 12 and is also stunned another round.
The decision not to stun Erin is a big one, it turns out, as she frees the wolf-spear from Bina’s body and thrusts it at Iraco, hitting with a [18+2] 20 and dealing [7+2] 9 damage. The Hunt Master is now at 4 hp.
Disoriented, Hilda steps up and cast Chill Touch for the first time. She gets a +4 from her Invoke Patron effect, but -2 from the outcome of the Spellburn. She will Spellburn 1 more point of Stamina (which is required of the spell… I won’t roll on the tables for this one, saying it’s a lingering echo from the last spell) for another +1.
She rolls a [11+1+2+1] 15 result, which says “The caster’s hands are charged with negative energy! On the next round, the caster receives a +2 to attack rolls and the next creature the caster attacks takes an additional d6 damage.”
You may recall that the effect of casting this spell for Hilda, unbeknownst to her, is that someone she knows dies. We’ll come back to that one.
To Hilda’s companions, the overwhelming feelings of helplessness and despair were familiar from her magic within the tomb. Yet this time they would each have nightmares for many nights to come, of shadowed creatures prowling at the edge of their vision and whispering their darkest secrets. Umur and Haffoot had been spared before, but not this time. They swayed and moaned on their feet with the others, utterly overwhelmed.
If anyone had been able to shrug off their anguish enough to see it, one of the archers near the tree line shrieked as what appeared to be black lightning sparked around his eyes and mouth. The man fell dead at the feet of his companion, who shuddered under the magic’s effects.
Iraco, the ugly leader of the ambushers, shook his head with a shout to free it of the shadowy visions. As his vision cleared, Erin was there, leaning forward with the legendary wolf-spear and piercing his side. The cloaked man snarled with pain and brought his sword up to attack.
Round 4!
Haffoot shakes off her malaise and sees Broder still in the shadow’s grip. Stabbing out with both swords, she rolls two amazingly lucky strikes on her d16s, a [15+1] 16 and [14+1] 15 (in hindsight, I should have applied a bonus to hit given that Broder is stunned, but in this case it didn’t matter). She rolls [6+2] 8 damage combined, killing the huntsman.
Nearly dead, Iraco steps up to Erin and swings his longsword wildly. And here, folks, is where DCC combat can turn on a dime. He rolls a [19+4] 23, hitting, and then rolls max damage of [8+2] 10. Even if Erin were uninjured this would have killed her. She falls, just as Hilda made her vow to protect her!
I would be more distraught with this turn of events, but DCC has some cool mechanics to suggest maybe Erin’s not quite gone yet. Stay tuned.
Joane, seeing herself as the closest to the remaining archer, runs up to stab with her pitchfork. This time I will give a +2 bonus for her opponent being stunned, and she rolls a [18+2] 20, dealing 6 damage and killing Huntsman 2.
Umur runs up to Iraco and tries to both trip and finish him. He rolls a 3 on his Deed die, but a [2+3] 5 on the attack and misses. His shield bash similarly misses.
Briene isn’t, as I’ve said, much of a melee combatant. Rather than approach Iraco, she’ll run to Erin’s side and see if she can provide aid.
That leaves Hilda, who just saw her new charge fall to Iraco’s blade. Hands glowing blue, she will attempt her Chill Touch. She rolls a [15+2-2] 15, which would miss by 1 but she burns a point of Luck (unlike Haffoot, this will be a semi-permanent loss), hitting the Hunt Master. She rolls d4 + d6 and gets [2+6] 8 damage. Iraco is dead.
The hunt master and the acolyte of Shul engaged in battle. Erin’s wolf-spear was the superior weapon, but Iraco was the superior fighter. Once, twice, they made feints, and then Erin moved to thrust her spear forward. The mash-faced man stepped deftly sideways and then up, impaling Erin on his long sword. Ulfheonar’s spear dropped to the grass, and Erin’s limp body slumped to follow it.
“Erin, no!” Umur shouted, his stocky legs churning across the clearing with sword and shield raised.
Before he could get there, however, Hilda arrived. Her hood thrown back, hands glowing the same bright blue as the black doorway on her forehead, she grabbed Iraco’s head from behind like a child capturing a skittish frog.
The man shrieked, a keening sound full of anguish and sorrow as much as pain, and his eyes rolled up and into his head. In moments, his hair turned wispy and white, and those eyes sunk and disappeared. Flesh grayed and tightened across bone. When Hilda released him, everything above Iraco’s shoulders was a skeleton that appeared as ancient as Ulfheonar’s tomb. The wizard looked down on what she’d done with something akin to contempt before returning her hood to shield her face.
Umur, for his part, wheeled with sword raised to survey the battlefield. Haffoot had dispatched the man named Broder and looked unharmed. Joane, the red-haired young woman who had rallied these villagers from Hirot to their side, was stabbing down on the last archer with her pitchfork, yelling defiance and crying. Which meant that all five of their ambushers had been defeated, though it had cost them dearly.
As if reading his thoughts, the healer Briene cried out from behind him. He turned to see Erin face down in the grass, her white, scaled mail stained by bright red blood. Kneeling beside her was the young woman, whose hands were searching for the wound that felled her.
“It’s bad, sir!” she cried. “I think she may be dead!”
Haffoot’s bravado proved warranted. The halfling sheathed her two blades, handed her tricorn hat to Erin, and scurried up the stone wall easily to the gap above.
“Sure enough,” she called down in a loud whisper. “It’s carved into the stone and goes for a while. Not big, but enough to crawl. I’m gonna toss a rope down. It’s tight for you bigguns. Leave your backpacks there.”
Soon the knotted end of a hemp rope slapped the floor, scattering the dried snakeskins around its impact.
“I don’t like leaving our belongings unattended,” Erin frowned up at the dark gap.
“I don’ like tryin’ to navigate a crawlspace with this large a group,” Umur agreed. He turned to the Hirot villagers. “Alright, listen: We’re going to see if that gap leads to the real tomb. You can come if you want or stay here to watch the gear.”
“Do we… all have to go up there?” Hilda asked, pursing her lips.
“The four of us, yeah,” Umur sighed. “Don’ know what sorta monsters or traps might be guardin’ the spear if we find it. Your magic might be needed, lass.”
At that statement, the villagers all decided to stay. Erin, Umur, and Hilda removed their packs, though the wizard kept one bulging satchel close. Umur, with the help from others, strapped his shield to his back. Hilda reluctantly left her staff with Joane, who was equally reluctant to receive it. Then, one by one, the companions gripped the rope and scaled the rough stone to the gap above.
Umur was the last to perform the task. As he placed his black boot against the wall, he looked back at the six villagers–Joane, Briene, the dwarf Tor, the girl with the oversized helmet, and two rough-looking human men whose names he couldn’t remember–and nodded reassuringly.
“Those gray things were nasty business, but we haven’t heard or seen anythin’ else in here. You should be safe.” He cleared his throat, and then added. “Just, uh… don’t go wanderin’ and keep your eyes sharp.”
“May the gods light your way,” Briene nodded to him.
With that, Umur grunted and pulled himself up. Thanks to his scaled armor and broad frame, it took some work. Eventually, however, his legs disappeared into the crawlspace and the villagers were left alone and wide-eyed, listening to the echoed, murmuring voices above and standing in a room littered with discarded skin.
“All I can see is Hilda’s feet,” Umur complained. The passage, stone but with a ceiling of branches and roots, fit each of them and allowed them to move single file, but it was cramped going. There would be no drawing weapons or casting spells in this narrow passage, something they all realized warily. “What’s ahead, Haffoot?”
“Continues for a ways and bends to the right,” the halfling whispered back. “Let’s go.”
Haffoot led the way, followed by Erin, Hilda, and Umur. For the wizard it was a terrifying journey, not only for the feeling of stone and earth pressing down on her from all directions, but also because she was the only one of the four unable to see in darkness. Hilda pushed forward on hands and knees, sweating and frequently bumping into Erin’s boots for fear of being left behind.
The crawlspace indeed continued to the right. Shortly thereafter, it opened to a room beyond.
“It’s here!” Haffoot called. “The tomb!”
Thankfully, the passage ended at floor level to the tomb, which made exiting head-first considerably easier than if there had been a drop. Haffoot, Erin, and Hilda emerged one by one upon their hands, rolling free and standing. The room before them was modestly sized and square, with a high-vaulted ceiling. A large stone column rose from the center, decorated by numerous carvings of wolves dying in numerous ways–by arrows, spear, fire, and sword.
“Look there,” Haffoot pointed for Erin once she’ stood. Well off the ground, perhaps halfway up the column, a long spear and bronze shield hung from leather straps.
Midway down the crawlspace, behind a hastily assembled cover of branches and roots, is a chimney in which hides the third tomb ghoul, who was once the graverobber Kej. He watches hungrily as the four adventurers pass beneath him. Kej witnessed the demise of his two companions, so knows that these four are dangerous, far more so than the Hirot villagers. That said, as a ghoul he hates the living and wants them purged.
Will Kej decide, then, to attack Umur from behind while he is still in the crawlspace and unable to use his longsword and shield, or will he double back and see the villagers as unprotected sheep ready for slaughter? Either is a fine choice, so let’s flip a coin: Tails it’s Umur’s butt that gets attacked, and Heads is a tomb ghoul to the face of the villagers (see what I did there?).
Heads. Our six villagers will need to defend themselves from the last tomb ghoul with the heroes unable to help them. I have a feeling that our halfling merchant Avel won’t be the only casualty of this little Funnel-within-the-adventure.
For now, knowing that Umur is safe, let’s return to the tomb.
Umur rolled free of the crawlspace clumsily, cursing. Hilda, holding the glowing orb they had taken from the portal beneath the Empty Star, helped the dwarf rise. She pointed out the spear and shield above as he took in their surroundings.
“Always with the false tombs,” he grunted, but with a note of satisfaction. “Well, we’ve found it, then. How do we get them down from there?”
“I climb again, yeah?” Haffoot grinned. Without waiting for confirmation, she rubbed her hands together and approached the column, studying its surface for hand- and footholds. With the stone carvings across its entire surface, there appeared to be no wrong choice.
The column is easy to scale, but the items are far above. I’ll require her to make two DC 5 Strength checks to successfully do so. A failure on the first won’t incur any falling damage, but a failure on the second will.
The first roll is a [5+0] 5. Whew.
The second roll is [4+0] 4! Oh no! Haffoot will burn another point of Luck, increasing her roll by +2 and succeeding, but dropping her Luck score to 9 (of 12).
This time, the halfling’s bravado may have been ill-placed. The way up was cunningly treacherous, and several times a hand or foot would slip and make those below catch their breath. Tongue protruding from her lips in concentration, Haffoot said nothing as she focused on the task and, increasingly slowly, she made her way to the leather strap and dangling weapons.
“Spear first, yeah? I’m dropping it,” she called down with a voice strained by exertion. With a grunt, Haffoot pulled the spear free…
…and the entire chamber immediately began to rumble.
Trap time! Anyone who disturbs the column or the arms causes the column to collapse, crashing to the ground and triggering a cascading series of effects. The mechanics here are fun… the party rolls for initiative, and something happens every 5 initiative counts down, starting at 20. Let’s hope for luckier rolls than Haffoot’s climb checks, especially because anything below a 5 initiative is going to likely be killed. Spoiler alert: Anyone still in the room at Initiative 0 dies, no save.
Initiative 20: Stone column pieces rain down from above; DC 10 Reflex save or 1d6 damage.
Haffoot rolls a nat-20! For her crit, I’ll say not only does she take no damage, but is able to get to the floor anime-style without taking any damage, spear in hand.
Umur rolls a [13+1] 14.
Hilda rolls a [10+1] 11.
Erin rolls a [6+0] 6, taking 4 damage (down to 6 hp). Ouch.
Initiative 15: Haffoot goes first and, miraculously unharmed, dives into the crawlspace and shimmies her way to safety. In addition, a massive slab of rock crashes down from above; DC 5 Reflex save or 2d6 damage. I’ll roll randomly to see who it targets: Hilda.
Hilda rolls another [10+1] 11 and the slab misses her.
Initiative 14: Hilda’s turn. She’s outta here and follows Haffoot.
Initiative 10: Rubble falls from above, striking all in the chamber for 1d4 damage. PCs must attempt a DC 10 Fort save or lose 1d7 from their initiative count (and again, anything below a 5 is likely fatal).
Umur takes 3 damage and rolls a nat-20 on the Fortitude save! For his crit, I’ll allow him to push Erin, either halving the damage she takes or giving her a +2 to the Fortitude save, whichever is going to most help her.
Erin takes 4 damage and rolls a [16+2] 18 save. I’ll halve the damage thanks to Umur’s crit, so she takes 2 damage and is at 4 hp.
Thank goodness for those Fortitude save rolls!
Initiative 9: Erin drops to her hands and knees and gets the hell out of there.
Initiative 6: Right before the whole ceiling comes down, Umur makes it out.
So cool. I love DCC.
“Get out!” Haffoot called. She could feel the column swaying and beginning to topple. With a deftness borne of desperation, she launched herself from the collapsing stone at the chamber’s nearest wall. Down she fell, and as she hit the stone surface she pushed with one leg, aiming at an angle towards the floor. All in one motion, she struck the floor, rolling, and then disappeared into the crawlspace faster than any of them would have thought possible.
The halfling’s agile descent distracted the others from reacting as quickly. Sections of the stone column cascaded on them, and a fist-sized rock struck Erin’s armored shoulder, throwing her to the ground.
“Look out!” Hilda yelled, and dodged to the side just as an enormous slab of stone thudded into the floor where she had been standing. Cradling the glowing orb protectively, Hilda pushed her way into the gap after Haffoot.
“I don’t… what?” Erin shook her head, dazed, as rocks continued to fall.
“Go, lass, go!” Umur yelled into her ear and pushed her towards the crawlspace. Dumbly, the white-mailed cleric followed Hilda’s disappearing feet.
Rocks battered Umur’s helmet and armor, and he spared a glance up. The top half of the stone column was gone, and with it the ceiling was collapsing. Wide-eyed, he dropped to his knees and pushed Erin forward.
“GO!” he bellowed, and with a roar threw himself into the open space ahead.
Just as the dwarf’s boots pulled into the gap there was a deafening crash as the chamber beyond filled with debris.
Thanks to the cacophony of destruction, none of them heard the Hirot villagers screaming in pain and terror.
“When will they return?” Maly Peabrook asked in her squeaky voice. She was the apprentice to Hale the Crane, Hirot’s armorer, though the man often complained about the arrangement. It was well known within the village walls that Maly was a terrible smith, ruining as many pieces as she helped create. Her prized creation was a misshapen, battered iron cap, too large for her head, that she wore proudly, along with mismatched pieces such as a single shoulder pauldron, shin guard, and bracer. Each piece displayed her shoddy craftsmanship, yet these, at least, had survived the forge.
“Either there’ll be the chief’s tomb at the end of that crawl or death,” the dwarven carpenter, Tor, growled at her. He was a proud member of the Hirot crafts guild and had no love for the human he considered a blight to his fellow guildmembers. “So either soon or we leave.”
“They won’t die,” Joane admonished, frowning at Tor and then flashing a grin at the armorer’s apprentice. The two were peers in age, but Joane was by far the more confident and, thus, seemed like an older sibling. “Which means soon, Maly.”
As if her words had summoned the heroes, there was a rustling from the darkened gap above. The villagers’ eyes all followed the noise expectantly.
The remaining tomb ghoul has crept from its hiding place in the chimney and stalked to the room containing the villagers. It will get a surprise round and pounce on the man sitting below the crawlspace, the urchin Omulf. The ghoul rolls a nat-20, dealing 5 damage and would have drained Stamina points from its crit roll had it mattered, but Omulf has only 2 hit points so is very dead.
Tor is standing right next to the ghoul and will swing his dagger-like chisel, rolling [14+1] 15 and hitting, dealing [3+1] 4 damage. A good start!
Joane is next and runs up behind the dwarf, stabbing with her pitchfork over his shoulder to roll a [9+0] 9 and hit the ghoul’s 8 AC. She deals 3 damage, half of its remaining hit points.
The ghoul gets another attack, and swipes with its claw at Tor, who it sees as the biggest threat. It rolls a [10+1] 11 and hits, dealing 5 damage and killing the dwarven chestmaker.
Anthol the gravedigger, who we’ve not gotten to know at all, swings his trowel and rolls a [7+0] 7, missing. Maly Peabrook follows that up with a [6-1] 5, missing with her smith’s hammer.
Which leaves Briene Byley, the hero so far of this band of retainers. True to form, she steps up with her club and rolls a nat-20, doing [1+3] 4 damage, killing the ghoul, and forcing the ghoul serpent that bursts from its chest to drop to the bottom of the next initiative round. Briene… calm down, healer!
A gray-skinned humanoid figure in rags leapt, snarling, from the opening, its wide mouth open to reveal sharp teeth and a forked tongue. Claws outstretched on overlong fingers, it landed atop one of the human men. Omulf had lost his entire family to the Hound of Hirot, and with it his will to live. He had been a vagrant in the village the past few months, until the Graymoor residents had given him a spark of hope. That spark, it seemed, had led him to die screaming beneath an earthen mound far from his home. The creature spit and grunted and it rended Omulf apart in a matter of blood-soaked moments.
“What is this devilry?!” the dwarf Tor roared as he swung the dagger in his fist at the creature. It tore through the sagging flesh at its neck, spraying blood that was thick and black. The grotesque thing reared back in pain, its bulging eyes wild. With a backwards slash of its claws it tore out the dwarf’s throat, and Tor toppled, grabbing at his ruined neck, next to Omulf’s tattered corpse.
“No!” Joane shouted. She pushed her pitchfork forward, pinning the creature through its shoulder to the dirt floor below. It snarled and bit at her, distracted, allowing Briene Byley to approach and swing her club. The healer’s attack was wild and borne of horrified fear, but it caved in the creature’s head, killing it instantly.
A monstrous snake began tearing its way free of the sagging skin, but it seemed hampered somehow. Perhaps it was the pitchfork impaling a part of its serpentine body within, or perhaps it was less ready to be “born” than the other two who had emerged earlier. Whatever the case, as the human-like head with bulging eyes thrashed and chomped blindly with its shark mouth, the remaining villagers had time to attack.
Round 2, and it’s the ghoul serpent the Hirot villagers must now defeat. The good news is that Briene’s critical hit has pushed it to last in initiative order, but the bad news is that it’s AC is 14.
Thankfully, we have yet another nat-20 incoming (what is with the dice roller!?). Joane scores a critical hit to the face, inflicting 6 damage with her pitchfork and leaving the serpent with 4 hp. Can the others finish it off before it strikes?
Anthol rolls a [5+0] 5, again not warranting a mention in the narrative. Maly makes herself useful and rolls a [17-1] 16 with her hammer, but only manages a single point of damage. And Briene finally comes down to earth, rolling a [13-1] 12.
The ghoul serpent lashes out at (determining randomly with a d4) Maly Peebrook. It rolls a [12+4] 16, hitting her 11 AC. The bite inflicts 2 damage, half her hit points. She rolls a [8+0] 8 on her Fortitude save, saving her from a (surely fatal) bout of necrosis.
Round 3! Joane attacks again with her pitchfork, missing with a [5+0] 5. Anthol then makes himself useful with a [18+0], doing 2 damage with his trowel and leaving the ghoul serpent with a single hp. Maly then rolls another nat-20, and a solid blow to the torso that does an impressive [1+5] 6 damage and kills the serpent dead.
As always, I’ll tweak what happened in the rolls to tell a combat narrative that is easier to follow.
Shouting incoherently, Joane pulled her pitchfork out of the sagging gray skin and stabbed down on the serpent. It squealed and hissed in response, wounded and even more aggressive because of it.
Maly Peebrook, near paralyzed by fear and wielding a smithy’s hammer, swung at the squirming creature. Her blow caved in the chest of the humanoid thing, allowing the snake within to burst free. She yelled in shock as it launched itself at her, then again in pain as its sharp teeth sunk into the flesh where her neck met her unarmored shoulder.
“No! No!” she screamed, battering at the scaled body with her hammer. Her efforts caused the creature to release its grip and fall, writhing to the floor. Maly rained hammer blows down until it was a black-blooded pulp. She kept striking until Briene firmly but gently pulled her away. The armorer’s apprentice dropped her hammer and collapsed into the healer’s arms, sobbing.
It was then that echoing sounds of a crashing avalanche reached them from the passage above.
“Back, back!” Umur yelled, though whether he could be heard above the ceiling’s collapse, or his companions needed the encouragement were both in doubt. The sound and vibrations from the rockfall shook their bones and rained twigs down over their heads as they crawled frantically away. The four of them moved through the passage as it jogged left, and then each bumped into the person ahead.
“Why are we stopping?” Erin said, speaking loudly and through teeth gritted in pain.
“I’ve, uh…” Haffoot said from the front. “There’s something here. And… oh! One of the villagers is crying! You all go. I’ll meet you soon, yeah?”
“Meet us?” Umur growled. “What does that mean? We’re in the same bloody crawlspace!”
“I’ll explain later,” Hilda said. “Follow me.”
The light of the orb pulsing a soft white, Hilda continued forward. Erin, still half dazed, followed. The two women pulled away as Umur shook his helmeted head, cursing in his native dwarven tongue. He followed as well, and soon found himself being aided by a number of outstretched hands to lower him from the opening to the false tomb’s floor. The dry snakeskin crackled underfoot.
“So where’s Haffoot?” the dwarf demanded, then blinked in surprise as he took in the scene. The dwarf, Tor, lay dead next to the body of one of the human villagers, both in a wide pool of blood. Nearby was the sloughed, gray skin of one of the creatures they’d fought before. Spattered gore was everywhere. Briene held the human girl with the large helmet, who was weeping inconsolably and covered in a mix of black, sticky blood and her own.
“What happened here?” he gaped.
Briene, holding Maly, is unable to heal 1hp using her medical skills, rolling a [6+1] 7.
Erin, meanwhile, is badly wounded. It’s time for her to call upon Shul’s favor and attempt a Lay on Hands roll. She rolls a spell check on a d20 -1 for her Personality +1 for her level. She is aiming for a 12 or better, and if she rolls a 1 or 2 will gain Shul’s disfavor.
She rolls a [19+0] 19, which means, as a Lawful character, she received 3d8 healing. Erin rolls 14, which is more than enough to recover her missing 6 hp and bring her to full health.
Umur is down 3 hp and Maly 2 hp. Does it make sense to risk her god’s disapproval for these relatively low numbers? This is the risk of DCC spellcasting that I love. Without Haffoot here to bump her success chance to 50% or better, I think for now she’ll hold off.
“One of those gray fuckers attacked,” Joane Cayhurst spat, planting the butt of her pitchfork into the hardpacked earth. “Jumped straight out of the hole up there. How did it get past you and to us?” the red-haired young woman challenged Umur, but her eyes darted mistrustingly towards Hilda’s impassive, hooded form.
“I– I don’ know, lass,” the dwarf sputtered. He removed his black, horned helm and wiped sweat from his brow. His craggy face was lined with weariness and confusion. “It was but a single passage to the real tomb. We couldn’ta passed the creature without seein’ it. And somehow we’ve lost Haffoot through the same mystery, and ‘twas she who had the spear.”
“The wrong spear!” a jovial voice called out from above. They all jumped and grabbed at weapons, heads snapping to gape as Haffoot’s smiling face peered down. “A second false tomb, Umur! Can ya believe it?”
“Haffoot!” Erin strode forward. Miraculously, she looked untouched by the ordeal from the column. Her white armor was again pristine, and the pale skin of her face and neck lacked any bruises or obvious wounds. “What are you saying?”
“I found the real tomb,” the halfling’s echoing voice chuckled. “Look out below!”
A bundle thumped onto the ground from the opening, which the others gathered around to inspect. There, laying atop the dried snakeskin, was a bundle of silver fur, wrapped around a long, flat-bladed spear.
For the first time, we’re starting with a game block of text! Last chapter, the party was in the tomb of Ulfheonar, being stalked by a couple of creepy figures on the ceiling. These, as our adventurers will soon discover, are “tomb ghouls,” and they are potentially nasty business. There are three total ghouls trapped and skulking about the tomb, and our large (and not particularly stealthy) group has caught the attraction of two of them.
As I’ve said, there is no surprise roll in DCC. Since the party did not search the room where the ghouls originated, they have no idea that they are being stalked from above. As a result, each ghoul will have the opportunity to attack before we roll initiative. They are not intelligent creatures, nor are they stupid; as predators, the ghouls see this hallway as a chokepoint to kill these intruders to their home, starting with the stragglers in the back.
I’ve established the marching order of the party. The rearmost villager is Avel Wayton, our halfling moneylender. In front of her are Omulf the urchin and Maly the armorer’s apprentice. None of these three have done anything of note yet to even be called by name in the narrative.
The first ghoul, who we’ll call Ilham (because that was his name before becoming a ghoul, something the party will never know), drops to the floor and slashes at Avel with its claws. It rolls a [5+1] 6 and misses her 11 AC. The other ghoul, formerly Stein, swipes from above and rolls a [2+1] 3. Haffoot is not the only lucky halfling, it seems!
Now we go into combat. I’ll save describing the many actions from retainers unless they do something interesting. For the most part, they are going to try and get away from the ghouls and let our adventurers do the fighting.
Erin, Acolyte of Shul, is the first of the PCs to act. She charges forward and attempts our first Turn Undead roll of my fledgling DCC journey. Turning the ghouls requires a spell check from Erin, which is d20 -1 from her Personality +1 for her level, which ends up being just a straight d20 roll. She rolls an 11, which is a failure. Not only does she fail to Turn Undead, her chance of gaining Shul’s disapproval increases to 1-2 instead of a natural-1 only (this will reset after a long rest and prayers). Beware, Erin!
Ilham the ghoul then gets another strike at Avel and rolls a [19+1] 20, doing 2 damage and taking half of her hit points. Stein the ghoul rolls a [18+1] 19 and finishes her off. Poor Avel Wayton… not so lucky after all.
The final person to go before I start the narrative is Umur. He charges into the gap made by Avel’s death and attempts to push Ilham away with his shield (Mighty Deed) while slashing with his sword. He rolls a [9+1+3 (hitting on the Deed!)] for a 13 with his longsword, doing 8 damage and almost killing the ghoul with one swipe. He missed with his [1+1+3] 5 with his shield bash, but the Mighty Deed goes off and he pushes Ilham away 10’ to make room for Haffoot.
That’s half of the first round, with Hilda and Haffoot still up.
It was a bloodcurdling scream from the back of the group that alerted them to something wrong. The halfling merchant, whose name was Avel, shrieked a second time, and immediately others from the back began yelling in alarm. Erin and Umur exchanged a quick nod, and the two began pushing through the Hirot villagers fleeing from the screams.
Erin outdistanced the dwarf and arrived first. Her eyes, limned by white moonlight, widened as she took in the two pale figures in dirty rags. They looked like humans, but gray and with sagging flesh over their bony limbs, assessing Avel with overlarge eyes. One crouched on the hard-packed dirt floor like a wild animal, sharp teeth gnashing. The other hung from the stone ceiling like a spider by clawed fingers that were too long to be human. Directly in front of the first creature, the halfling held her face with both hands and squealed while her fellow villagers scrambled away.
“Begone, creatures of Chaos!” Erin bellowed, one hand gripping the crescent moon hanging on a silver chain at her neck, the other hand on the hilt of the dagger at her waist. “By Shul’s light, begone!”
Snarling, the gray-skinned man-thing on the floor swiped up and grabbed a halfling leg. Almost simultaneously, its companion reached down and grabbed one of the merchant’s arms. Avel screamed even more hysterically as the creatures pulled her taut, muscles straining. With a howl from the creatures, her arm tore completely from her body. Gore and viscera sprayed the stone walls, splashing across Erin’s white, scaled armor and astonished face.
Umur bellowed as he arrived, shield in front like a battering ram. As he collided with the creature still gripping Avel’s leg, he slashed up with his longsword. The misshapen figure released the dying halfling and tumbled backwards in a heap, skidding on the floor and leaving a trail of thick, black blood. Umur snarled incoherently, spinning to raise his shield against the thing clinging to the ceiling, a small and bloody arm hanging from its grip.
Chanting filled the hallway, making everyone’s ears itch and causing them to wince. Hilda approached, hood thrown back and black rectangle upon her forehead glowing blue in the darkness.
Alright, time to see if our wizard can again do something cool. As a reminder, Hilda still has two more major bonuses to her spellcasting rolls from her original Patron Bond success. She’ll use one now and Invoke Patron.
Hilda will not yet use spellburn (I’m waiting for a particularly desperate situation where she does it out of instinct, and right now the bonuses from her Patron Bond are enormous), so her roll will be +1 for her level and have the +4 bonus from Patron Bond, for a total of +5 to her check. She rolls a [19 + 1 + 4] 24, which is the same effect as the first time she cast this spell. She’s going to start thinking that this magic stuff is easy!
The effect, as a reminder and in brief, is: Time ravages the area. It snows 1’, slowing movement. One target is struck by lightning, taking 1d6 (I roll 4) damage, but it rolls a DC 20 Fortitude save and rolls [19 + 1] 20, saving for half and taking 2 damage. That will still kill ‘ol Ilham, though the ghoul still has a surprise in store for the party.
As an aside, if Hilda survives to Level 2, these effects get even more bonkers.
For Joane Cayhurst and the three Graymoor companions, they witnessed Hilda’s miracle a second time. For the other five remaining Hirot villagers, they were awestruck by the sight of the Empty Star’s magic in action.
As before, many events happened simultaneously and almost too quickly for minds to comprehend. Weeds and vines burst from the ceiling and floor. Cracks spidered through the heavy stone walls. Despite being indoors, snow filled the hallway, piling suddenly at their feet and upon their shoulders. And, above all, lightning flashed directly in front of Umur, blinding them all momentarily as it incinerated the gray-skinned creature that had rolled away from the dwarf’s shield blow.
When they blinked away the light from their eyes, the burned husk of the creature had collapsed like an empty bag. What had emerged from the husk was a large snake with a human-like head, eyes bulging and hinged mouth opening wide to reveal sharp, jagged teeth. It was as if the death of the first creature’s body had released this serpent that had been nesting within. The snake creature rose, hissing malevolently.
Despite the ghoul’s death, there are still two combatants when Haffoot joins the fray. She focuses on the closest one, Stein the ghoul, and attacks with both shortswords, missing with a [4+1] 5 on the first one and hitting with a [10+1] 11 on the second, inflicting 3 damage.
We’re now at the top of Round 2. Once the villagers clear away, Erin can step up and attempt to cast Paralysis on the creature Haffoot just wounded. She makes a +0 spell check and rolls a 16! She does [2+1] 3 damage with her dagger and the ghoul must make a Will save against her roll. It gets a 7 and is paralyzed. In addition, her dagger remains “charged” with the spell for [4+1] 5 rounds! So cool. Way to go, Erin!
Umur misses both attacks, so I’ll just leave him out of this round’s description. Similarly, the paralyzed ghoul will stay paralyzed and not act. It tries another save, which is another 7 and will keep it frozen.
The ghoul serpent, however, is not paralyzed. It rears up to strike Haffoot and rolls a [12+4] 16, hitting her AC of 11. Recall that Haffoot only has 6 hp, so the snake’s d6 of damage could kill her. Thankfully it rolls only 1 damage. She also must pass a DC 5 Fortitude save or Bad Things™ happen. She rolls a [6+1] 7. Whew.
Finally, will Hilda use the last +4 bonus to Invoke Patron again? Why yes, yes she will. Our wizard is drunk on power and does not realize that these beefy bonuses are about to end. She rolls a [11+1+4] 16, which is still a success and gets us a new result! Here is the text: “When the caster calls upon Ptah-Ungurath, the light turns sickly. Any water in the area takes on a nauseating green hue. A chill wind sweeps the area, and a sense of foreboding and monstrous guilt oppresses all creatures. So horrible and invasive is this guilt that all creatures within 100’ must make a DC 10 Will save or lose their next action to pangs of remorse and sorrow. Foes of the caster who fail the save take 1 (her level) damage as self-loathing rips at them. The caster can increase the damage by sacrificing Personality of allies to do so. The caster determines how much Personality is to be lost and all allies within range must pay the forfeiture.” WHOAH. Hilda’s patron is scary.
Conveniently, Erin, Haffoot, and Umur all pass while most of the villagers fail. The paralyzed ghoul Stein critically fails (nat-1) and the serpent passes. I’ll say Stein takes 2 damage for the fumble, leaving it with 2 hp. Hilda, not yet corrupted by her patron, will not drain her allies of Personality… this time.
Charging through the blizzard with swords out, Haffoot spun and slashed. Her normally clumsy gait disappeared in combat, it seemed, and the halfling fought with a graceful savagery that was made even more dizzying in the snowfall. With a leap, she drew a black, bloody line across the humanoid creature’s ribs and it fell, snarling, from the ceiling.
“I said begone!” Erin yelled, suddenly appearing out of the storm to loom over the fallen creature. She had drawn her long, crescent dagger and it glowed pale white like a shard of the moon itself. The cleric stabbed down, and the blade sunk into gray, sagging flesh. The creature arched its back with wide and terrified eyes, seemingly unable to move.
“It’s frozen!” Haffoot whooped. “Well done, Er– aarrgh!” The halfling had taken her eyes off the large, human-headed serpent that emerged from the burned corpse. It snapped with a shark-like mouth full of teeth at her. Haffoot reflexively brought the thin blade of her rapier up to parry, but the creature still tore into her shoulder.
A breeze suddenly filled the hallway that could only be described as evil. Cold, sickly air scattered the snowflakes still drifting aimlessly, and with it a wan blue light that seemed to emanate from everywhere. The remaining villagers collapsed, most crying or doubling over, as waves of shame and guilt washed over them with the wind. Only the Graymoor adventurers seemed immune to its ill effects, and there could be no doubt as to its origin. Staff held aloft, Hilda continued to chant, the doorway on her forehead pulsing with light.
“Go!” Hilda paused in her chanting to yell at the others. “While the creatures are distracted, finish them!”
Haffoot attacks the serpent with both swords. She would normally miss with a [9+1] 10, but she will use her Lucky Halfling ability to spend 2 Luck, giving her a +4 to the attack and thus hitting. Her second attack also hits with a [15+1] 16. Combined, she does [5+6, great rolls] 11 damage and kills it.
Erin attacks the paralyzed ghoul, which increases her action die to d24. She rolls a [19+1] 20, dealing minimum damage (2), which is still enough to kill it. That releases the second ghoul serpent, which is not paralyzed.
Umur will have an opportunity to attack with his longsword and shield before the serpent acts. For his Mighty Deed, he’ll try a rallying cry to the retainers, snapping them out of their misery. He rolls a nat-20, plus gets a 3 on the Deed (is that three in a row??)! For his crit, he rolls that the foe steps into his attack, dealing an additional d8 damage. As a result, the longsword does [7+3+8] (again, great rolls), obliterating the ghoul serpent before it can bite Erin with its necrotic bite. And, as a cherry on top, the retainers snap out of their Hilda-induced haze.
Combat done, with only 1 damage taken by the PCs, 2 Luck burned by our Halfling, and one spell failure by our Cleric. As with the Hound, that could have gone a lot worse without some of those high rolls. Thank you Foundry VTT dice roller! Even though both combats at Level 1 have been relative cakewalks, during them I definitely feel tense. Magic rolls could go badly, fumbles could happen, enemies could crit… I’m enjoying DCC and its swingy combat, and I know that I will be on the losing side of these rolls sooner than later.
Haffoot spun, thrusting with her rapier and slashing with her short, flat-bladed sword. The first pierced the body of the unnatural serpent, and its thrash of pain sent it directly into the second blade. Two pieces of the serpent fell to the snow at their feet, each writhing and spewing black blood.
Teeth clenched, Erin twisted her glowing dagger in the chest of the creature at her feet. Doing so created a hole from which burst a second human-headed serpent, its shark mouth open wide. Erin reared back but would have been too slow if not for a lateral slash from Umur’s longsword, the ancestral blade from Councilwoman Leda Astford of Graymoor. Dark liquid from the serpent joined red blood from the halfling across Erin’s white armor, and the second serpent died as soon as it had been born from its gray-skinned carcass.
“It’s done!” the dwarf bellowed. “These foul creatures are dead. Villagers of Hirot, gather round.”
There was something in Umur’s voice that rallied the group. Wiping tear-filled eyes and running noses, the words pulled them from the despair of Hilda’s ill wind. Shakily, they stood and staggered closer. The dwarf, Haffoot, and Erin stepped to meet them, shielding most from the view of the dead, dismembered halfling and gray-skinned corpses.
“Is, is that Avel?” Briene asked, sniffling and hiccupping from her despair. “Oh, no.”
“She didn’t even want to be here,” another woman, wearing patchwork armor and an overlarge iron cap, said from Briene’s side. “Was in the back because of it. Poor thing.”
“It’s done,” Umur repeated commandingly, drawing eyes to him. “From now on, one of us will travel in the rear as well as front.” His eyes scanned the gathered villagers. “Wait, why are there only six of ye?”
“Fine then,” the dwarf nodded, frowning and inwardly berating himself for not realizing the absence sooner. “I can’t promise that was the last o’ the danger. Keep your eyes open, and don’t bloody touch anythin’.”
They readily agreed, and Umur said they would carry Avel’s body outside once they’d found the spear and were leaving the tomb. In the frightened, skittish minutes that everyone regrouped, breath steaming in the sudden cold, every villager from Hirot gave Hilda a wide berth, either looking away or with narrowed, untrusting eyes. Even Joane, who had been telling everyone of Hilda’s astounding feats of magic for the past day, seemed unsure how to make sense of the wind the wizard had summoned that robbed her of all hope. Hilda, for her part, said nothing. She returned her hood to cover the top half of her face and stood stoically leaning on her staff.
“Excuse me, Haffoot, is it?” Briene approached the halfling. With slender fingers she touched the torn, bloody sleeve delicately. “You’ve been hurt! I– I’m a healer. Not a cleric, mind you, but I provide aid to the clerics in our church. May I… take a look?”
“Ah, sure thing,” Haffoot grinned. “Much obliged.” She turned to offer the shoulder towards the striking young woman. Briene asked for someone to bring a torch so she could see, then rummaged around in her pack for bandages and salves.
Briene is indeed a Healer by occupation, and I’ve decided that she can heal 1hp with a DC 12 Intelligence check, if the injury is relatively mundane. Haffoot was bitten by a ghoul serpent but not infected by necrosis, so her wound counts as mundane.
She rolls a [15+1] 16, which hopefully helps Haffoot survive the tomb. Erin could have laid on hands (and would have tried if Briene had failed), but I wanted to give a retainer an opportunity to do something useful.
“It’s not a bad wound,” she said, lips pursed as she worked. “But already looks angry and red. I’ll clean it and give you a bandage. That pretty blouse will need some mending, though.”
“I’ll sew the blouse tonight,” Haffoot smiled, craning her neck to view the gash on her shoulder. “And appreciate the tendin’.”
By the time that Briene had washed the injury and applied a cloth to it, the others were ready to go. Half-melted snow littered the ground, and as it vanished it revealed the weeds that had thrust up from the hard-packed earth. It was all an unnerving reminder of Hilda’s power.
The halfling agreed to take up the rear and watch for more threats with her keen darkvision while Umur and Erin continued to lead the way. Hilda followed behind her two companions, and the five Hirot villagers held back from getting overly close to her. If Hilda noticed, the wizard of the Empty Star did not remark on their apprehension.
Erin and Umur led the group to the large chamber at the end of the hallway, ignoring the cramped, branching corridors except to be vigilant against additional threats. They neither heard nor saw movement. It seemed that, once again, they were alone within Ulfheonar’s tomb.
Three long steps descended from the hallway into the high-ceilinged chamber. Across from them stood a towering stone door twice the height of a human, flanked by ancient braziers of hammered bronze. Hundreds of carved, spiraling runes decorated the door, as well as the clear image of an enormous wolf being crushed by an even larger snake. The square room, which could fit their gathered group several times over, was bare except for thousands of what seemed to be thin, translucent strips of vellum covering the earthen floor.
“What’s that on the floor?” Umur frowned and squinted.
The acolyte of Shul, her white armor speckled red and black, descended the stone steps cautiously. When she reached the bottom step, Erin knelt and examined the objects on the floor with her luminous eyes. After several heartbeats, she reached out with a hand and snatched one, the sound like picking up a dry leaf in autumn.
“Snake skins,” she said simply, frowning and scanning the room. “Discarded snake skins.”
Carefully, she stepped onto the floor, dried skins crackling under her boot. Erin unsheathed her dagger, softly glowing eyes looking up and around. Grumbling, Umur followed her, his sword in one hand and shield in the other. The dwarf peered through his black, horned helm, ready to be attacked.
“Well, will you look at that?” Umur gasped, slightly lowering his guard as he approached the enormous door. “That’s dwarven make, that is.”
“Can it be opened?” Hilda asked, gingerly stepping onto the skin-riddled floor.
“Not by mortal hands,” Umur grunted. “That’s set into the ground, a seal more’n a door.”
“Is Ulfheonar’s tomb beyond?” the wizard asked. “Are we thwarted from reaching the spear? Perhaps my magic could…”
“No,” the dwarf cut her off. “Doesn’t smell right. That’s not his tomb.”
Some of the villagers have torches, and the module says that if the PCs light the braziers or have torches that I should make a secret Luck roll at DC 15 to see if they notice something. Who is the luckiest of the group? Haffoot gets a check automatically, and Briene Byley and Maly (the young woman with the oversized helmet) have Luck bonuses as well. Let’s have the three of them make rolls:
Haffoot rolls a [11+0] 11.
Maly rolls a [4+1] 5.
Briene rolls a [14+1] 15, exactly hitting the DC. She’s very much vying to be our next player character.
“Master Dwarf?” Briene Byley asked softly. The villagers had assembled on the bottom step at the chamber’s entrance, and only Joane and she had stepped forward onto the desiccated snake skins. Haffoot, taking her rearguard role seriously, stayed at the topmost step, back turned on the others as she watched the hallway.
“Mm?” Umur grunted. “What is it, lass?”
“It’s only,” the young healer said. “Look there, at the smoke from the torches. It’s being drawn up, above the stairs. What do you think that means?”
“What are you,” he began, and then squinted. Sure enough, smoke from the two torches the Hirot residents held seemed to be pulled up, to disappear into a horizontal gap near the ceiling he would not have noticed otherwise. “Step aside, let me see.”
The dwarf tromped over in his black-scaled mail, studying the wall below the gap, adjacent to the stairs.
“What is it?” Hilda asked. Villagers parted as she approached.
“By the gods,” he said, and when he looked up at the robed wizard, he was smiling. “She’s right. There’s a chamber above this one. See these holes here? And here? I’d bet my favorite hammer that was to anchor a ladder. Haffoot, lass, look at this.”
“Sure thing,” Haffoot sauntered over in her peculiar gait. “You, with the torch, hold it up and keep an eye behind us, yeah? What is it, Umur?”
“See that gap up there? Think you could climb it?”
The halfling crunched across dried skins, peering up beneath her tricorn hat. With a lopsided grin, she crossed her arms before her.
“So… she’s human, and old,” Umur asked, pulling at his beard. “How old?”
“Let’s talk of something else, please,” Hilda said, pulling her robe free from a bramble that had snagged it as she stepped over a fallen log.
“She’s so old!” Joane Cayhurst cackled. “And hideous!” She picked her way through the forest beside the dwarf, on the other shoulder as Hilda. “I can’t believe you’re going to marry the mad widow!” Behind the red-haired young woman, two other Hirot residents snickered.
“Hilda agreed, not me!” Umur growled. “I haven’t said I’ll do it. She can marry her.”
“Can we change subjects, please,” Hilda begged, and her tone made Joane and the others laugh all the more.
The group made their way slowly through the tangle of the forest, following a trail so forgotten and overgrown that they were forced to frequently pause and argue where it was. Umur, Hilda, Erin, and Haffoot were joined by Joane and seven other villagers from Hirot who had volunteered to help the brave adventurers on their quest to find the tomb of Ulfheonar.
Each of the Hirot villagers had his or her own reasons for being there, most of which were unknown to the four outsiders from Graymoor. Some had been inspired by Joane’s tales of heroism. Some were concerned citizens prepared to do anything, no matter how fantastical, to help Hirot. Still others were searching for something to bring a spark of hope into their wallowing seas of despair. Six of the eight were human men and women of varying ages and trades, and they were joined by a halfling merchant woman and dwarven carpenter. None seemed particularly capable foresters, yet they were certainly brave enough to accompany what many–surely including the Jarl and his thegns–would call a fool’s errand.
It was Briene Byley, Father Beacom’s assistant at the church to Justicia, who had first mentioned the existence of the trail to Ulfheonar’s tomb. Her late father had been a hunter in Hirot his entire life, and he’d long suspected that the earthen mound at the end of the trail was the fabled chief’s burial site. Yet Briene’s father could never convince others to explore the mound, and the man had no desire to do so alone. Instead, he’d long ago marked the trail just in case and had taught those markers to his daughter. Thus it was that the girl had led their ragtag dozen at dawn’s light through the trees and moors north of Hirot. It was now nearing midday, but they had made decent time despite the sparse trail and large group.
“Briene,” Erin asked, casting an annoyed look at the snickering villagers. “How much further to the mound? If this is not the tomb, I fear we have wasted a precious day.”
“I haven’t been here in years,” the young woman admitted in conciliatory tones. “But I believe it– ah! Yes! Right here!” She pushed forward through a thicket, revealing the forest breaking on a ledge, with a narrow vale below. Set in the center of the valley was a long, earthen mound topped with tall grass. As the others gathered at the forest’s edge to see, Briene pointed excitedly. “You see? The mound there… my father said it always looked like a serpent to him.”
Sure enough, from above the mound wound in a snake-like line, flanked on either side by slender, silvery streams that glistened in the midday sun. It was the first time they had been free of the dense forest since leaving the clearing around Hirot, and stray puffs of cloud crawled overhead upon a blue field of sky.
“What do you say, Master Pearlhammer?” Erin asked, fingering the pendant at her neck. “Could that be the tomb?”
“I s’pose it could at that,” the dwarf said, rubbing at his mouth. He raised his voice. “Haffoot and I will take the lead, then our cleric and wizard behind. The rest of you follow but keep yer eyes open for threats.”
“What sorta threats we watchin’ fer?” one of the humans, a rough-looking fellow of middle years with a scowling face and a dagger, asked.
“Dunno,” Umur grunted. “But I don’ trust open spaces. Watch the skies. Watch the trees. Watch the grass. Just keep your eyes peeled.”
The group made their own serpentine line, winding their way down the grassy slope into the vale. It was not a precarious way down, nor a deep valley. Soon they gathered on the vale’s floor, facing a shallow stream and the broad “head” of the mound, though this close nothing about the place seemed particularly snake-like.
“Look there,” Briene added enthusiastically, pointing with a slender finger. “Set into the hillock there! That’s the door, my father said.”
They approached, eyes casting up and around everywhere upon Umur’s warning. Yet by all accounts it was simply a picturesque location on a pleasant, mild day, with no danger about. Sunlight glittered off the shallow pool between them and the mound, and a slight breeze ruffled the tall grass all around.
The round stone was large, perhaps as tall as either dwarven man, and from this distance they could make out faint spirals carved into its flat surface, worn by time to be almost indiscernible.
“It’ll take some work to move that stone,” Umur grunted and looked around at the rest of their ragtag gathering, none of whom looked particularly strong. He opened his mouth to say something but thought better and snapped it shut. Instead, he simply muttered, “A good deal of work.”
“Shall we examine it, then?” Haffoot asked brightly, and then without waiting for a response splashed into the pool.
“Wait! Dammit, halfling,” Umur complained, and splashed after her. Erin was at their heels, while the rest, including Hilda, waited apprehensively at the stream’s edge.
The pool was not deep, only reaching Haffoot’s knees. A white sand bed stirred as the three adventurers moved, clouding the water.
“Oh, what’s this, then?” Haffoot paused and reached down to pull something from the pool. It was an old–perhaps very old–animal hide wrapped around something bulkier, secured with rotting leather straps.
“There’s more here. Come, lass,” Umur said, moving his foot experimentally. “Bring it back to the group. Let’s see what these are, laying in the water.”
The bundle was indeed ancient, and the leather and hide sloughed away as they unwrapped it. Inside was a nicked and pitted bronze sword, a handful of tin and bronze coins, and a cracked, humanoid skull. All were badly treated by time and the elements.
It’s finally time to roll some dice! As with all puzzles in a solo game, I find myself deferring to Intelligence checks. In this case, however, I’m going to say that the only three individuals who can make the check are Hilda, Erin, and the church apprentice Briene, because this bundle has both mystical and religious roots. In general, DCC allows anyone to make this sort of skill check if you can justify it with the character’s occupation and background. I’ll set the DC at 12, slightly higher than a normal task.
Hilda rolls a [10+0] 10, which is close, but she can’t quite grasp what’s going on.
Erin rolls a [1+1] 2. I like nat-1s to hold a negative consequence, so she’ll have a wrong interpretation with high conviction.
Briene rolls a [6+1] 7 and simply doesn’t know.
Nobody figures it out. That could be bad for them.
“What do you make of that?” asked Hilda, peering over the others’ shoulders with the Hirot villagers. “A sacrifice of some kind, for some sort of ritual?”
“No,” Erin announced, a fierce grin of satisfaction on her lips. “It’s a burial ground. Ulfheonar’s tribe buried their warriors at the foot of his tomb in honor of their chieftain. This is blessed news. It means you have led us, by Shul’s will, to the correct spot, Briene.”
“Oh,” the comely young woman blushed. “I’m glad.”
“Let’s go, Master Pearlhammer,” Erin splashed back into the water. “Any of you with strength, come help us roll the stone aside.”
To gain entrance to the tomb, the PCs must move the stone, a Herculean task requiring a DC 25 Strength check. Fortunately, the module says that up to 5 PCs can add their strength modifiers to the check. Unfortunately, only Erin and Tor Goldfinger, the dwarven chest-maker, have positive Strength modifiers, which makes the task effectively impossible. After some struggle, I’ll say they use a log as a lever, increasing their action die to d24 and lowering the DC to 22.
The PCs attempting the check are Erin, Umur, Tor, Joane, and the gongfarmer Anthol. Combined they have a +2 to Strength, so will need to roll 20 or better. Whew. Unless they critically fail, what repeated rolls costs them is time, and too many failures may result in fatigue.
It takes six rolls to beat the DC, which isn’t terrible but represents, I’ll say, several hours of the day. If any other delays hit them, they’ll need to camp outside before returning to Hirot.
Meanwhile, I have not yet taken advantage of Haffoot being a lucky Halfling, which is a huge part of the class. She does things like find the wrapped goods in the water, but let’s have her luckiness start to matter more. During the time that the others are throwing themselves against the stone door, I’ll give Haffoot a chance to discover something else.
Haffoot rolls a straight Luck roll: She also rolls a nat-1! For a Luck roll, however, you roll under the attribute score (which for her is 12), aiming to roll low instead of high. It’s an element of DCC that I can imagine being difficult for beginners, when a 20 or a 1 is terrific or awful. Anyway, that is a very lucky roll indeed, because if she had failed, the party would encounter a threat at the door that would surely kill several of them. Because of her extreme success, I’ll say that she makes her discovery well before the others can pry the stone loose from the entrance to the tomb, saving them a watery fate none of them yet suspects.
It was a task easier spoken than accomplished. Five people could fit around the circular stone, and after some discussion the strongest of the group seemed to be Erin, Umur, the girl Joane, the dwarven chest-maker Tor, and a human gongfarmer. Yet even with their muscles straining, the group could not move the heavy slab even a hair’s breadth. It was Umur, sweating and near collapse in his black armor, who eventually suggested they use a lever of some kind. The others went in search of one within the vale while the group at the stone recovered.
While Hilda and the other villagers scattered, Haffoot made a slow perimeter around the mound itself. She walked in the clumsy saunter brought on by her club foot, scratching at her chin and allowing her instinct to guide her. As she scrutinized the mound, she absently whistled a tune her brother used to sing.
“Now, what’s this?” she grinned, stepping through the shallow stream to examine something pale caught in what appeared to be a cleft in a stone. Haffoot bent down to tug out a shred of homespun cloth. Pulling it free caused the stone to shift somewhat. She bent down and, tongue protruding as she squinted, peered closely.
“Oy!” she called out to where she could hear Umur cursing and complaining about how bloody hard it could be to find a bloody tree in a bloody forest. “Umur! Come see this, yeah?”
Hilda was the nearest to the halfling. “What is it?” she called from up the hill towards the forest’s edge.
“Go get the dwarf and Erin! I found somethin’!”
Amazingly, the halfling had stumbled upon a collapsed section of the structure beneath the earthen mound, and seemingly a way to enter the tomb without moving the impossibly heavy stone door. Umur argued that using a tree trunk as a lever would have worked, but he could see his own fatigue mirrored on the others’ faces and gave up the protest with a grumbled murmur about “halfling luck.” Everyone else was more than happy to clear away the more manageable pieces of rock, clearing a gap large enough for any of them to squeeze inside.
“We dwarves, Erin, and Haffoot can see in the dark,” he grumbled to the humans. “Best light a torch or two for the rest o’ you. Now let’s go… we’ve lost enough daylight with that fool door. If we waste much more time, we’ll be sleepin’ in the forest tonight instead of a warm bed.”
One by one, they began to get on their hands and knees to push themselves feet first into the gap in the earth. First the four Graymoor residents disappeared, then Joane, then, with murmured nervousness, the others. The last two were Briene and an older man with a pinched face and white beard.
“What is it, Riffin?” the woman asked him. “You seem reluctant.”
“Fools, all of them,” the man spat. “Did you not see the cloth? Not one mention of who or what it belonged to. I don’t expect an empty tomb, waiting to be plundered, girl, and neither should you.”
“Oh!” she gasped. “Let’s go talk to them, then.”
“They won’t listen,” Riffin shook his head, disgust woven into every word. “They’re desperate, Briene. If the tomb is already plundered or the spear is not there or the witch cannot make good on her promise… well, they have no other options. They’ll leave us and escape the Jarl’s justice and Hound’s jaws.”
“No! Riffin, they’re heroes!”
“Don’t be ridiculous, child. They’re travelers who surprised the Hound and were lucky to beat it once. They’ve no loyalty to Hirot. Stay with me here. Don’t follow foolishness.”
Briene straightened and set her chin. “I will follow them, but if you won’t, I understand. Are you heading back, then?”
Riffin made a face and spit into the water. “Nine hells, girl. I’m only here for you. Go then, and I’ll stay here as lookout. If you don’t return, I’ll tell the Jarl of this foolish expedition and wait for the Hound to come for me.”
“Oh, Riffin,” she lay a hand on his shoulder. He looked down on her slender fingers, the pain of longing in his eyes. “You’re always so dire. We’ll all be back, with the spear. You’ll see. We have Justicia and Shul watching us!”
“Go on, then.”
She flashed him a bright smile and shimmied into the cleft. Riffin, frowning and eyes glittering with frustration, watched the darkness for several heartbeats. Then, with a curse, he wandered a few paces from the stream to sit in the grass and wait.
On the other side of the gap was what had once been a square catacomb of some kind, its ceiling canted towards the opening and piles of rubble littering the hard-packed earth of the floor. The walls still stood and were simply immense stone slabs set into the ground. Contrasting with the bright sunshine outside, the place felt damp, huddled, and dark, even by torchlight.
“Truly, Shul smiles down from his moonlit throne today,” Erin whispered once they had all gathered, her voice echoing even using hushed tones. “Well done, Haffoot.”
“Are you sure it’s Ulfheonar’s tomb?” Briene whispered fervently, eyes darting everywhere. She had been the last to arrive, but the other villagers were more than happy for her to move closer to the front with the four outsiders.
“It’s a tomb, alright,” Umur answered. “Let’s find where the chief might be buried.”
The room led to a long, narrow hallway with the same stone-slab walls and packed-earth floors. Given the collapse, several people eyed the ceiling warily. It was a cramped experience, and the sounds of their feet, armor, leather straps, and shuffling cloth crowded out any opportunity to listen to ensure they were alone.
Thankfully, the narrow corridor met a larger hallway with a slightly raised ceiling. Umur and Erin, in the lead, scanned both directions and sighed. To the left, the hallway appeared to open to a much larger, lower-ceilinged chamber, while to the right was an even larger, higher-ceilinged chamber. Two smaller corridors, like the one they’d just exited, branched off as well.
“Lotta options,” Umur grumbled. “Stands to reason the left is where we woulda come in through the stone door.”
“Yes,” Erin nodded. With a whisper she added, “We can look there last, to see if perhaps there is a way to open it from the inside. In the meantime, shall we check the side corridors?”
“Maybe later. If we’re looking for the chief’s tomb, it’s gonna be somewhere grand.”
“To the north, then,” Erin announced, slightly louder so the others could hear.
They could walk two abreast here, so Umur and Erin took the lead, with Haffoot and Hilda close behind. Joane and Briene followed most closely, with the others paired off after that.
None of them sensed the gray-skinned figures in dull rags that crawled, spider-like along the ceiling behind them. Their overlarge eyes reflected in the torchlight, and forked tongues ran along too-wide mouths filled with sharp teeth.
Huddled against the hill atop which the Jarl’s manor lorded over the village of Hirot was a small, ramshackle hut. A straw roof stretched over walls made of mossy and uneven planks of wood. It sat away from the other structures within the palisades wall and, because of its location, existed in perpetual shadow.
Hilda approached the old hut, stepping carefully through the untended brambles and shrubs. Exhaling and smoothing her robes, she straightened, cleared her throat, and rapped on the door.
Something within shuffled, moving slowly, and then the door opened a crack. A stooped and ancient woman peered up at Hilda from the opening. What little hair remained on her liver-spotted skull was bone white and wispy. Her face sagged like melted wax, and one eye opened much wider than the other when she spoke.
“Well, you’re not from Hirot. Didn’t know the fool of a Jarl would let in outsiders. Drop the hood, my dear, and let me get a look at you.
Hilda hesitated, then reached up and pulled her hood off, revealing a pleasant face with the black rectangle tattoo upon her forehead. The old woman seemed startled for a moment, then grinned a toothless grin.
“Are you Ymae?” Hilda asked.
“The same. Come in, come in,” she opened the door wider, which creaked loudly on rusted hinges. Ymae craned her neck to look past Hilda. “Just you, then?”
“I have companions,” Hilda offered. “But I’m obliged to talk just the two of us, about the Hound. If that’s alright?”
“Yes, yes,” Ymae stepped aside. “Perhaps for the best. What do I call you, demon-bride?”
The robed mage faltered. “What? My– my name is Hilda.”
“Ah. And new to your patron, eh? Come in, and we’ll chat. Tea?” the old woman shuffled deeper into the hut, her feet scuffling along the dirt floor as she moved.
The interior seemed somehow larger than the outside, though Hilda still felt a need to duck under the low, thatched roof. There were no other rooms; it was simply a wide, round hut with a large fire pit in its center, a rickety chair next to a loom, a wash basin, a mat of fresh straw, and, built into perhaps one third of the walls, countless shelves filled with jars and curios. As Hilda took in the darkened surroundings, she noticed a mottled cat yawn and stretch from one of the topmost shelves, regarding her with eyes that shone in the darkness.
Ymae plucked a bundle of dry sticks from the floor and began to carefully assemble them within the fire pit, using knobby and bent fingers. She spoke as she worked.
“So, how’d your patron come to you?”
“I, ah…” Hilda considered how to answer the question, then the words came out in a rush. “I found a glowing orb, beneath a blue star we called the Empty Star. I took the orb home, and… after months, a figure appeared within it.” Her cheeks colored at telling someone else about the shadowy man within the orb.
The old woman, nonplussed, grunted. “Hilda of the Empty Star, hm? And what did this figure offer you for the power you now possess?”
Hilda’s first instinct was to answer “Nothing” reflexively, but she paused. “I… don’t understand it, really. I don’t even know what powers I possess. I just know that I can open a doorway to him, and that he can send magic through me into the world. I have a vague memory of him speaking at times, but I… can’t remember it.”
Ymae was using a flint and steel to light the fire. She grunted as she struck them together once, twice, and a spark leapt to the leaves beneath the twigs. Painfully and slowly, she bent down to gently blow at the embers. When she finished, she looked up over the smoking sticks.
“Well, there’ll be a price, my dear. There always is. This isn’t like a cleric, where the demons and angels they call gods grant them boons because they align with their aims. What you’ve done is make a bargain, and the contract of it’s written plainly on your skin. At some point he’ll ask for something in return, perhaps something terrible. And when he asks, you’ll do it.”
“Or… what?” Hilda asked.
Ymae cackled softly, the sound dry and harsh. “There’s no ‘or,’ dearie. You’ve already agreed by using his power. And the more you use it, the more he can–and will–ask of you. It’s the way of these things.”
“You called me ‘demon-bride.’ Does that mean he’s a… demon?” Hilda asked haltingly. Somehow this conversation made her want to pull her hood up and hide her forehead, which she did.
“Do you know his name, this man in the orb?”
Hilda shook her head.
Ymae sprinkled dry leaves into a small pot, which she laboriously hung on an iron hook over the burgeoning fire. She produced a ladle from a basin on the floor, and spooned water into the pot. The growing flames danced in her one large eye, with the other hidden beneath hanging folds of skin.
“An angel wouldn’t have such a symbol, I think,” she shrugged. “A black door? No, no, surely not. Call it an educated guess, then. Unless he’s older than either the beings of Law or Chaos, one of the truly old ones. In that case, well… hope it’s a demon, Hilda of the Empty Star.” She chuckled grimly, poking at the small fire with a black rod. “But you said you came to discuss the Hound, mm?”
Flustered, Hilda said. “Oh! Yes. I ah… we’ve killed it, but the Jarl says it will return.”
“And it’ll remember who killed it, too.” Ymae continued to poke at the fire.
“What do we do? How do we keep it from returning?”
Setting the poker down, the old woman rose from her chair and smacked her lips. “Do you know, that fool of a Jarl has never once asked me that question. No one has. Hirot shrinks every turn of the moon and the people allow it because they think the fool has a plan. He doesn’t, he or his ridiculous seer.”
“The thin man who whispers in the Jarl’s ear.” Hilda said absently. She had begun sweating, the heat of the fire already warming the hut too much for her tastes on the late summer day.
“Mm. Sylle Ru is his name. Odious man. Some small gifts, I’ll admit, but clinging to power like a rat to a sinking barge. Now, where’s my cup?” Ymae turned her hunched back on Hilda and began rummaging around one of her many shelves. When she returned, she held a small, simple wooden cup. “There. Time for tea.”
Hilda stood to help the old woman lift the pot off its perch with a rag, then poured some of the discolored water into the cup while Ymae held it with trembling hands. Once Hilda had returned the pot to the hook and taken the cup from her, Ymae collapsed back upon her chair. It seemed the effort of making the tea had left her exhausted.
“Don’t you want any?” Hilda asked, looking down at her tea. Even in the warmth of the hut, the liquid steamed.
Ymae waved a knobby hand and chuckled. “Only have one cup. You drink it. While you do, I’ll tell you the nature of this Hound, and why I alone in Hirot don’t fear of it.”
Hilda blew gently on the tea’s surface. It smelled strongly of herbs and moss. The old woman watched her with one wide eye, licking her lips, as Hilda touched the cup to her mouth and sipped. The witch giggled.
“Trusting, demon-bride. Too trusting,” Ymae tsked and then grinned. “Well, you’ll learn, won’t you? For now, have a seat if you don’t mind the dirt. I’ll tell you what I know of this Hound, and how I might be of some help to you…”
That evening, the four Graymoor companions shared a table in the Wolf-Spear Inn. Minding the Jarl’s warnings, they insisted on paying coin for the food and ale that Broegan continued to enthusiastically bring them and promised to provide him his full rate for their rooms. When he reluctantly agreed, they suspected he quoted them prices far below the norm.
Their table was the most secluded in the crowded common room, which meant only that they could speak without shouting. It seemed half of the remaining townsfolk had gathered in the Wolf-Spear, and the sound of voices, clinking mugs, and calls for food competed with the bard Lloré’s fiddle and song. Pipe smoke hung thickly in the air, and everyone there peered through the haze, frequently stealing glances at the four outsiders at the corner table. Joane’s words had apparently reached across the whole of Hirot, and the locals’ gazes held everything from awe to curiosity to skepticism.
“Alright then,” Haffoot smiled, practically squirming in her chair. “We’re all here and pleasantries’re outta the way. What’d you learn?”
“You first,” Erin scowled, crossing arms over her white-mailed chest. She had been in a foul mood since returning in the afternoon, refusing to do much else than brood. “Were you sober long enough to speak with the bard or others?”
“Aye, we spoke to Lloré,” Umur said, wiping ale from his beard with the back of his hand.
“For a while!” Haffoot jumped in. “He was willing to go on and on about the Hound. Said that in ages past, the tribes of this land worshipped a wolf spirit, and made sacrifices to it by castin’ people into a pit in the Sunken Fens to the northeast ‘o here. Said it’s why the Jarl resorted to sacrifices, ‘cause he figures it’s the same spirit.”
“Why not use the same pit, then?” Hilda asked.
“Too far,” Haffoot shrugged. “And the Jarl thinks the Sunken Fens is where its lair is at, so it’s too dangerous. It’s comin’ to town anyway, and nobody wants’ta be outside the walls for long. Though Lloré says, as a spirit, it can walk through walls and that it’s taken people right from their beds, locked gates or no.”
“Half’a what the bard said is nonsense,” Umur added. “Rumors and such. But what Haffoot shared is what we figure’s the truth of it.”
“How do we kill it once and for all,” Erin uncrossed her arms and leaned forward. “So we may leave this Chaos-cursed place?”
Haffoot pointed to the great spear resting above the bar, where Broegan was cleaning mugs. “Some ancient chief named… what was it, Umur?”
“Ulfheonar.”
“Him!” the halfling brightened. “Had a magical spear that Lloré said would do it.”
“The Wolf-Spear Inn,” Hilda grinned from beneath her hood. “The Jarl knows of the wolf spirit but has apparently forgotten his own town’s legends. But, ah… that spear there is wooden, a replica. Where is the actual weapon?”
Haffoot shrugged. “Nobody knows. But Ulf- Ulf,” she struggled with the name.
“Ulfheonar,” Umur said, taking another draught from his mug.
“His tomb’s somewhere north of here!”
“So,” Erin leaned back, thinking aloud. “We have the next two days to find this chieftain’s tomb and find the spear. Otherwise, we must be at the stones to dispatch it and buy ourselves another three days. This is good. This is a plan.”
“Now you,” Haffoot said to Erin. “Anything from the church visit?”
“No,” the white-mailed woman scowled. “The head priest is an awful man, and in my eyes not a true cleric. He believes the Hound is some kind of end to the world, that it will devour everyone, and that our only salvation is repenting our sins so that our purified souls make their way to Justicia. He is without hope.”
“Well, that’s cheery,” Umur grunted.
“We would have come to blows,” Erin admitted. “Except that he has an assistant, Briene, who intervened.” She pointed with her chin to a young, attractive woman in simple clothes and a cloak, laughing at a table with several others. “But I will not speak to that man again, nor visit their bleak, desperate chapel.”
“I’ve, ah…” Hilda said suddenly. “Spoken with the woman the locals call a witch, Ymae. I don’t believe she speaks in rumor and hearsay, and she adds another piece to the puzzle.” She paused, and the others looked at her expectantly.
“Well, go on then,” Haffoot encouraged.
Hilda cleared her throat. “She says the Hound must be magically bound before dealing the killing blow. It’s the only way to ensure it never returns.”
“Magically bound?” Umur frowned. “How’s that done, then?”
“Ymae can weave us a net to do the task,” Hilda offered. “But she requires the hair from a corpse.”
“Necromancy,” Erin growled. “I like that not at all.”
“I don’t think you would like her, no,” Hilda nodded. “But is it a surprise that a creature of Chaos requires such means?”
“I did not say that I would not do it,” Erin crossed her arms over her chest again. “Only that I do not like it. By Shul’s will, I will not touch a corpse’s hair for this task nor wield the net, but I would gladly thrust the spear into the befouling beast once it is bound.”
“That’s settled then,” Haffoot beamed. “Now we just hafta find a dead body.”
“We will, in fact, be searching for a tomb.” Hilda offered.
The halfling grinned. “Hey… I s’pose we are at that! A tomb’ll have corpses. Worse comes to worse, I s’pose they have graves around here too.” She made a disgusted face.
“There’s, ah… one other matter, though.” Hilda added. They turned to her, and the robed woman practically squirmed in her seat. “Ymae had two requirements for the task. One was the hair from a corpse. The other, ah…” She snapped her mouth shut, clearly uncomfortable. Her head turned to the dwarf at her side.
“Spit it out, lass,” Umur placed his mug on the table.
“Master Pearlhammer,” Hilda said delicately. “Ymae was willing to help us if one of our party agreed to, ah…” She cleared her throat.
“Yeah?” Now it was the dwarf’s turn to cross his arms.
“What is it, Hilda?” Haffoot asked, eyes wide.
“If one of us agreed to, ah… marry her.” If the wizard could sink further into her hooded robe, she would have done so. Silence filled the next several heartbeats at the table, all four of them frozen.
“WHAT!?” Umur thundered. The tavern crowd immediately paused in their conversation and camaraderie to look in their direction.
“She was, ah… quite clear,” Hilda faltered. “I agreed to her terms.”
Haffoot burst into gales of laughter, slapping Umur upon his armored shoulder with one hand and the table with the other. Even Erin grinned at the dwarf, who was red-faced and sputtering.
Whew. Okay, this is a terrific part of the Doom of the Savage Kings module… basically a sandbox in Hirot where the adventurers meet locals, gather rumors, and reveal the tools that will help them defeat the Hound (some of which they discovered, some not). With my regular gaming group, we would all have a lot of fun in Hirot wandering around and pursuing leads. For a solo-play adventure, however, I worried that this part of the module with little-to-no dice rolling, would become boring. So I’ve sped up the “town crawling,” skipping many of the NPC interactions, and jumped to what they discovered. I tried to navigate an issue that I hadn’t anticipated when choosing this module, but the result is quite the exposition dump in this chapter. Next time we get some action: It’s off to find the fabled Tomb of Ulfheonar and, hopefully, his deadly wolf-spear!
The great hall in the Jarl’s manor was its largest room by far, taking up over half of the structure. It appeared that it had been used as a sleeping quarters for the man, his warrior thegns, and perhaps their retainers as well. Blankets, mats, weapons, shields, and scraps of armor littered the floor haphazardly. It was if the Jarl had assumed that one day soon the Hound would come for him, and he had closed ranks to be prepared.
Upon each wall hung banners of a yellow wolf on a green background, presumably the Jarl’s standard. On one end of the long room, where the Graymoor companions entered with Nothan and Joane, was a large oaken dining table piled high with half-eaten breakfast. On the other end was a raised dais, upon which sat an ornately carved chair that could only be described as a throne. The Jarl lounged on the chair seemingly casually, an immense sword with a blade a full hand’s width laying across his lap. He still wore his wolfskin cloak across his broad shoulders. Flanking him were his seven thegns, battle-scarred men and women standing with arms crossed or fingering the hilts of weapons. It appeared as if the Jarl’s warriors had hurried to assemble, and many wore only pieces of armor, with crumbs of food still in beards. Skulking to the side and behind the Jarl’s throne, was thin, robed man of middle years with jet black hair.
“Bring them here, Nothan,” the Jarl bellowed, his voice echoing. “I would speak with these travelers who have neither ears nor brains.”
Erin began to say something in response, but Umur laid a cautioning hand on her arm and, defiance written across her face, she snapped her jaw shut. Nothan led them around the table, and they wove their way through the mess of bedrolls and items to stand at the foot of the raised dais. The Jarl glared down at them, frowning, as the warriors on either side studied each of the four outsiders. The thin man behind the throne smiled mockingly, his beady eyes darting over them and back like birds fluttering within cages. This close, there was something weaseling about the thin, sharp-featured fellow, and his black hair was limp and oily.
“We’ve done you a service–” Erin began, but the Jarl cut her off with a sharp wave of his hand. His gaze fell on the young woman, Joane.
“First you, girl. At the standing stones. What happened?”
Joane cleared her throat and, with earnestness in every word, relayed the brief battle with the Hound. The Jarl’s expression remained a stoic frown, but the thegns shifted in astonishment at Joane’s description, their eyes upon the Graymoor companions moving through a variety of conflicting emotions. The robed man’s eyes fixed on Hilda, sparkling with something like avarice.
When Joane had finished, she curtsied once and stepped back, leaving the four companions alone to face the Jarl.
“Well?” he growled. “Do you dispute any of the girl’s tale?”
“That’s pretty much it,” Haffoot smiled, then bowed. “You’re welcome.”
“Idiot fools!” the Jarl shouted at her. Hands from the companions and thegns simultaneously reached for weapons, and the robed man ducked for cover behind the throne. Thankfully, none drew blades from scabbards even as the Jarl continued his tirade. “Do you think we’ve never tried to kill the beast? To trap it? You think us mewling cubs? You think you are better, more fearsome warriors than my thegns?”
“Yet we killed it. It died,” Erin said with pride.
The Jarl laughed mockingly at the follower of Shul. “Oh, it died! Turned to oily mist, did it? Explain to me why, then, in three nights’ time the beast will be back and tearing through my village, seeking retribution? Pompous fools!”
“Then we’ll kill it again,” Umur said.
“Will you now, dwarf? You took no injuries, which I’ll admit makes you either skilled or lucky. But how do you fancy a rematch when it knows what you’re about? Tear out that wizard’s throat first, is my guess.” The weaseling man giggled at that, a high-pitched and childish sound.
The Jarl’s eyes bored into them like glittering coals. “Then it will see to the rest of you. And if you do defeat it, how about three nights after that? And then again? Are you moving to Hirot permanently? Will you keep killing it for the rest of your and your children’s and their children’s BLOODY LIVES?!” He worked himself up as he spoke, and by the end the Jarl was spitting and shouting, red-faced, at the Graymoor companions.
The thin man bent down to whisper in the Jarl’s ear, and the burly ruler settled back onto his throne, breathing hard. After several heartbeats of listening to the whispers, he nodded once, sharply.
“I told you to leave this place and you stayed. Well, now you’re here, so I’ll give you a choice, and this time you will heed my words: Leave immediately, unharmed, or, if you’d prefer, one of you can volunteer to replace Joane in three nights at the standing stones.”
“What?” the girl trumpeted from behind Hilda. “You’d still send me to the stones?!”
“Your father drew the lot, girl!” the Jarl bellowed, half standing, gripping the hilt of his enormous sword. “Do your duty or let others do it for you!”
I’m realizing that there isn’t a natural spokesperson for the party. Erin seems the most eager to insert her opinions but suffers from the lowest Personality. Who tries to persuade the Jarl there are other options? In a group game, someone would volunteer. In this situation, I think that I’ll have the four PCs roll Initiative, and whoever wins will get the chance to make a Personality roll.
Thankfully, Erin rolls a 2. Hilda rolls a 5, Haffoot a 10. Umur beats them all, rolling a 19. I’ll let our Dwarf make a Personality roll. If he beats a DC 10, the Jarl will listen to a reasonable request. If he beats DC 15, he may even be impressed. If he rolls under a 10, the conversation might get ugly.
Umur rolls [10+1] 11.
“Ay, fine, fine,” Umur said in his low, gravelly voice, holding up both hands placatingly. “You say we have three days until the Hound returns. Let’s see what we can do in that time, ya? It costs you nothing.”
“Master Pearlhammer,” Erin warned.
“Enough, lass, enough,” Umur growled. “We can make no demands of this suffering place.”
The rat-like man at his shoulder bent down to whisper. The Jarl listened as he regarded the dwarf, frowning.
“You break no laws while here,” the Jarl said loudly. “You use no magic or draw weapons within our walls. You pay full price for any goods or services. My thegns will not aid you in whatever fool-brained scheme you attempt. In other words: You will cost the people of Hirot nothing, for they have already lost too much. Disregard my words and I’ll strap you the standing stones myself.”
“Fair ask,” Umur nodded. “Agreed.”
“Fine. Welcome to Hirot,” he said, his voice heavy with sarcasm. “Now leave me.” He rubbed his face with a hand, and, as they all turned to go, added, “Joane, girl, think on my words. If it’s not you, we will take your father.”
“Let’s go then,” The tall, gaunt Nothan said in the uncomfortable silence, guiding them out of the hall. The others followed, all frowning except Joane. The red-haired young woman looked lost, her eyes brimming with tears.
As they reached the far end of the room, Haffoot lingered and glanced back. The Jarl had his face buried in his large hands, beginning to weep while the robed man pat his shoulder awkwardly.
“Another round of ale for my new friends!” the innkeeper, whose name they learned was Broegan Cayfield, bellowed. The dozen or so patrons of The Wolf-Spear cheered and raised their mugs.
Broegan was a large, round-bellied man, and Joane’s father who was so despondent the night before. He had been dumbstruck upon seeing his red-haired daughter appear in the doorway, then fell to his knees, weeping with joy and relief. Joane endured a long embrace from her father, then proceeded to chastise him loudly for allowing her to be taken in the first place. She’d stomped upstairs briefly to change her clothes and wash the night’s events away. Now she was back and moving around the room, doing everything she could to both ignore her father and fan the flames of the Graymoor residents’ legendary powers.
“These outsiders,” she said to a well-dressed halfling woman, making sure her voice carried to the rest of the common room. “Will kill the Hound once and for all! You should have seen it! Dispatched it like a stray pup!”
A meal and three detailed tellings of the battle had passed, and now Umur and Haffoot’s cheeks were rosy with drink. Hilda still nursed her first mug, watching Joane work the room with a bemused grin beneath her hood. Erin, in contrast, pursed her lips disapprovingly and remained drinking water.
“It is almost midday,” the cleric said to her companions. “We are fed. I do not see how lingering here helps us solve the mystery of the agent of Chaos plaguing this village. We must act. You’ve bought us time, Master Pearlhammer, but Shul knows that time is already running out.”
Umur sighed and smacked his lips, pushing his plate aside. “Aye, lass. Ye have the truth of it. Broegan, do ye have a Hirot bard? Someone who can relay the legends of this Hound? Give some clue as to its origins?”
“We do, we do, Master Dwarf,” the man bobbed his head enthusiastically. “Lloré is his name, and he comes to the Wolf-Spear every night. Asleep now, to be sure, but should be here sometime before sundown.”
“Fine, fine,” Umur nodded, slightly slurring his words. “Anyone else ye’d suggest we speak to?”
“Oh, ah…” the innkeeper faltered, looking around the common room for help.
A man from a nearby table offered. “The mad widow may know somefin’?”
Broegan visibly grimaced at the suggestion. “I suppose, if you’re brave enough to take on the Hound you’re brave enough to face her. Good idea, Anthol. Ymae is her name, and she’s as mysterious and mean as they come, but she does have magic about her.”
“Who leads the church to Justicia here? I would speak to them,” Erin said.
“That would be Father Beacom,” the innkeeper offered. “He’ll be out in the village square by now, ma’am, easy to find.”
“Fine,” the woman pushed away from the table and stood in her white armor. “Hilda, perhaps you’ll join me?”
The hooded woman rose. “I believe I’ll pay the ‘mad widow’ a visit, actually,” she smiled. “From one witch to another, mm?”
Erin nodded, seeing the benefit of dividing their attention to make better time. “Excellent. You two,” she frowned down at Umur and Haffoot. “Sober up. See what you can find out from others. We meet back before sundown, yes?” Without waiting for an answer, she turned on her heel and exited the inn.
The cleric burst from The Wolf-Spear’s doors directly into the village square. The mangy, stray dogs had been replaced by mangy, stray villagers. Only a small handful wandered this way and that across the square, each looking down and huddled as if it were midwinter instead of late summer. Various peddler carts sat forlornly abandoned. Crows and smoke still circled in the air above, and Erin squinted up, frowning. There could be no doubt that Chaos had its oily grasp upon Hirot. The village practically reeked of it.
Father Beacom was, as the innkeeper had promised, easy to find. A thin man of middle years with the cruel face of a hawk stood outside the open doors of the Justicia church, shouting at each passerby. As Erin began striding towards him across the square, his head snapped to regard her with narrowed eyes. He momentarily ceased his shouting until she was well within earshot.
“An outsider,” he said, making the word sound like an insult. “Here to bear witness to the end of the world for all sinners. Are you here to repent, child of the Highest Magistress? Are you ready for the Restoring Flame of Mercy and Justice to pass judgment upon you?” The father’s face was slicked with sweat, out in the square and wearing his heavy robes, and his eyes shone with something close to madness. Erin touched the pale crescent moon around her neck.
“I am Erin Wywood, father,” Erin bowed her head subtly, then straightened. “An acolyte of Shul, the Watcher in the Sky. I would ask what you know of this Hound that plagues Hirot. Ways one might defeat this beast of Chaos the Jarl has failed to see.”
“Shul,” Father Beacom scowled, examining her head to foot. “Well, a disciple of Law at least, though that’s all the good I can say. Your goddess invites the Hound, child, for it only appears under her watchful gaze. You should leave the darkness of your god to come into Justicia’s light, for it is only the repentant who will be left after she cleanses the world.”
Yep, Erin’s found herself facing a more zealous fanatic than her. How will our Personality-challenged Cleric deal with such an openly antagonistic force? Let’s check. I’ll roll a Will save to see how she handles the attack on her faith, then a Personality roll to see if she can find a way to make a favorable impression on Father Beacom.
She rolls a 11 (no modifier) Will save, and then a [7-1] 6 Personality roll. So she handles the pressure fine but makes a mess of the conversation. Okay, then.
Erin stiffened. “You are suggesting Shul is complicit in this Hound’s attack? You, a cleric of Law?”
“I am not suggesting it, child, I am asserting it as so,” Father Beacom pounded a fist into an open hand, emphasizing his words.
“Then you are no true cleric of Justicia and do not serve the forces of Law,” Erin sneered. “As such, you are of no use to me. Stand here and rant to villagers who have no interest in your doomsaying, while I go find a solution to your people’s woes, old man.”
“What did you say!?” he sputtered, face turning purple. “I will bring down Justicia’s wrath upon your head for blasphemy!”
At first, it seemed a wolf or shaggy dog had emerged from the evening shadows. Yet when it approached the standing stones, head low, the companions realized that the creature was the size of a small horse. It stalked carefully, black fur bristling, growling in a sound so deep that it was felt as much as heard. Feet tipped by oversized, wicked claws, each a hand’s length, dug into the soft ground as it stepped forward. As it sniffed the air, they saw the thing’s face was as bat-like as it was dog-like, the nose smashed close on its short muzzle. Its ears, too, had a bat-like quality, and the longer the group watched the creature, the less canine it seemed.
“Chaos is here,” Erin breathed, she gripped her curved, silver dagger.
“We must leave this place, now,” the red-haired girl whimpered, eyes wide.
“You stay hidden, lass,” Umur murmured, eyes shining. “Haffoot?”
“If you think we can take it, I’m ready,” the halfling said in a small whisper, breathing shallowly. She held two short blades in her hands, one thin for piercing and one wide for slashing.
“On my charge,” Umur nodded. “Hilda, keep the girl safe.”
The Hound of Hirot, as we’ll call it, is an incredibly dangerous foe, and the companions will be fighting it before I’ve been able to add their eight retainers to the party. I’m nervous. The good news is that the module says that the first time the Hound is confronted here it can be surprised. In DCC there is no roll for surprise… if you’re not aware that your opponent is there, you’re surprised. I’m pulling a gentle GM fiat and rolling over the Sneak attempt from before, saying the creature can’t sense them. As a result, the Hound won’t act in the first round of combat. Level 1 combat: Here we go!
In a wonderful “dice tell the story” moment, after Umur commanded Hilda to stay put, she wins initiative. She’ll try to bring the power of her patron, Ptah-Ungurath, to help, and so casts Invoke Patron for the first time in her life. As a reminder, she gains a +4 because of her successful Patron Bond casting (affecting the next two spell checks after this one as well), +1 because she has Ptah-Ungurath’s favor casting this spell specifically, and +1 for her level, with no bonus for her average Intelligence. That’s a whopping +6 to the test. Let’s go Hilda!
Holy shit! Hilda rolls a natural 20! That means she gets an additional +1 (her level) to the spell check, making her total 27. Here’s the text from my awesome patron sourcebook: “The ravages of time wrack the surrounding area. Within 500’ of the caster, weeds grow through cracks in roads, walls crumble, and wood rots, as though a number of years equal to the caster’s level (CL) had passed. It begins to snow heavily, reducing speed and visibility by 50% for CL rounds. In the first round, it snows 1’ …[more spell text not needed]… Each round it snows, the caster can select one or more targets within 200’ which is engulfed in electricity, taking CLd6 damage (Fort DC 20 half)…”
The Hound’s Fortitude save is [7+4] 11, so takes the full damage, which I’ll double for the nat-20: [3×2] 6.
Alright then. Dramatic wizard moment incoming.
As Umur, Haffoot, and Erin broke from the woods, Hilda stood.
“What– what are you doing?” the girl stammered.
“‘Hilda, keep the girl safe’,” the robed woman scoffed. “Let them witness what I can do.”
Hilda threw back her hood. On her forehead was a tattooed marking of a black rectangle, like an empty doorway above her eyes. As she began chanting, the rectangle became outlined in a bright blue light. It was as if a miniature portal beneath the Empty Star from three months earlier had opened upon Hilda Breadon’s forehead. She swept her robed arms wide.
Everything in the darkened clearing changed. The earth dried in an instant. Trees and bushes grew, as if reaching towards the shaggy beast. Weeds erupted from the stones themselves, wending through cracks and bored holes. Just as suddenly, fat snowflakes filled the area as if it were a blizzard instead of late Summer. The black hound was suddenly a smudge of darkness in a white storm.
The others staggered and glanced back, stupefied, at Hilda. Lightning crackled at her forehead and around each hand. Then a flash of searing blue filled the clearing as a bolt of jagged lightning struck the creature at the stone, leaving behind a seared image in everyone’s vision. The creature staggered, then turned to peer malevolently at Hilda, its body smoking. It rumbled a low, dangerous growl.
Erin Wywood, Acolyte of Shul and sworn enemy of Chaos, was the only person not stunned by the display of otherworldly magic. Instead, she smiled savagely. “Ha!” she yelled into the storm, and then charged at the beast.
Alright, continuing the surprise round. The Hound has an AC 15 and Erin rolls [17+1] 18, scoring a hit for 3 (d4+1) damage. Woo!
Haffoot gets two attacks with a d16. The first roll is a nat-16 for a critical hit! She hits for 5 (d8) damage and on Crit Table III, she “smashes her foe in the nose in an explosion of blood,” doing an extra 3 (d6) damage. Her second attack misses with a [11+1] 12, but wow… the Hound has gone from 20 hit points to 3 in less than a round!
I am on one heck of a hot streak with the dice rolls, which continues when Umur rolls a [19+1+3] 23 to hit, including a 3 on his Deed die. Another 8 points of damage (d8+3) kills the Hound before it even has a chance to act, plus Umur’s Mighty Deed (which was going to be an attempt to hamstring it and limit its ability to flee) goes off.
I can hardly believe how great the party’s first combat went. Holy wowzers. That is not how I thought facing the Hound would go.
The white-armored woman, almost invisible in the blizzard, spun and slashed a line across the creature’s cheek. It reared and snarled at her, ready to pounce.
Instead, with a whoop, Haffoot soared past Erin with her thin blade outstretched, impaling the creature’s snout in a spray of black blood. The beast howled in pain, a sound that shook their bones. The howl grew shrill and louder as the creature’s back immediately arched in agony, its bloody nose to the sky, and then it was dissolving into oily black mist. One moment the enormous dog-bat-beast was there, and the next it was snaking tendrils of smoke, quickly dissipating, the pained howl echoing across the clearing.
Where the beast’s legs had once been, Umur completed the chop that felled the creature. The dwarf blinked in surprise at his success and its disappearance, then smiled fiercely at Erin and Haffoot through the falling snow.
It seemed that, with the creature’s death, the storm ceased. Fat, white flakes floated gracefully in the air in rapidly decreasing amounts, then stopped altogether. It had been mere moments, and yet the companions stood in almost a foot of fresh snow, their breath misting in the unexpected cold.
Hilda, stepping with high knees, crunched through the snowy clearing to them. She’d redrawn her hood, and heavy puffs of air were visible from her panting.
“Hilda, I…” Umur began, then lost words as he looked around. Though everything was blanketed in white, they all remembered the sudden growth of vegetation. She had utterly transformed the clearing with power none of them knew she possessed.
“Yes, well,” Hilda chuckled. “I… may not have expected that, exactly.”
“Bloody brilliant, is what it was!” Haffoot whooped. “And Erin, chargin’ that creature through the snow!”
The woman nodded, face stoic. “Your thrust to its head and Umur’s slash to its back seemed to have killed the abomination before it knew we were even there. Well done, all around. Shul’s will be done.”
“We’re bloody heroes, is what we are!” Haffoot pirouetted in the snow and waved a sword overhead. “We’ve saved the village! That girl over there and anyone else who they would’a sacrificed, yeah?”
At that, the four of them turned to the edge of the forest. There, snow on her shoulders and shivering, wide-eyed, the red-haired young woman watched them with dumbfounded awe.
“Come, lass!” Umur called out to her. “Let’s get you back home. The beast is dead.”
After the group had gathered and tromped to the edge of the fresh snowfall, already melting in the late summer evening, they were once more struck by the enormity of Hilda’s magic. Stepping from the snow into the path beyond felt somewhat like stepping through another world, as they’d done a season ago at the old stone mound. Though none of the four Graymoor residents voiced it, they all felt the echoes of that evening leaving the remnants of Hilda’s spell into the seemingly mundane forest path outside of Hirot.
It was entirely dark when they approached the palisades surrounding the village, which stretched a full fifteen feet high. The stout, double gates were closed tight. The five of them walked across the wide clearing towards the gates, and a voice called out from somewhere at the top of the wall.
“Joane? Is that you? Who is that with you?”
The red-haired girl stopped and placed hands on hips, peering up into the darkness. “Nothan, it’s me. Open the gate!”
Thanks to their respective ancestries, both Umur and Haffoot could see perfectly well in the darkness, though the images lacked color. Eyes limned in soft white light, Erin saw just as clearly. Thus it was only Hilda, squinting up into the shadows, who did not see the hawkish, gaunt man who peered over the palisade wall from some sort of platform. He had a simple steel helm atop his head and a long, drooping moustache.
“It can’t be done, Joane,” Nothan shook his head. “Only a direct command from the Jarl can open it after nightfall.”
“So go get him!” the girl stomped her foot.
“Ah, no,” the man said simply, peering down. “Now who are these folks with you, then, and how is it you’re…?”
“Not dead and eaten?” Joane hurled back at him. Nothan visibly flinched. “These outsiders saved me. Killed the Hound dead without even trying, with magic and blades. Go get the Jarl, Nothan! They might be what we need!”
Umur scowled and looked at Haffoot questioningly. The halfling shrugged.
“Magic and blades?” Nothan repeated, rubbing at his mouth. “And hardly trying, you say? That’s quite a tale. Well, you can tell the Jarl yourself in the morning, girl. Sounds like you have good protection through these dark hours. The gate stays closed.”
“Nothan!” Joane shouted, stomping her foot again. Haffoot calmed her with a hand to her arm and some whispered words.
“You have a peculiar way of giving thanks,” Erin called up, crossing arms over her armored chest. “We will wait until the morning and camp here.”
“That’s fine then,” Nothan responded. “I’ll tell the other Night Watch to not shoot you. Just don’t creep around in the dark or you’ll find yourself full of arrows.”
“A peculiar way indeed,” Erin growled, turning to her companions. “Shall we make camp, then?”
Umur sighed. “S’not a warm bed, but ya, fine.”
The group made a fire and ate the last of Hilda’s now-stale baked goods within a stone’s throw of the palisades. After the Night Watch captain’s words, it was unnerving to have the towering wall next to them, where bowman could be lurking at the top between sharpened tree trunks. Still, they made camp and ate. Eventually, bellies more or less full, it was Umur who asked, “So, lass, tell us about this Hound.”
Joane had stayed silent since the interaction with Nothan, seemingly both petulant and in awe of the Graymoor residents. She blinked with large eyes, glancing around at the others before clearing her throat.
“Not much to tell, Master Dwarf. Some months ago, soon as the sun went down, the Hound started appearing, killing people. Lots of people died. Eventually the Jarl decided to start sacrificing one person every three nights to keep it satisfied.”
“Sacrificing? Do say more,” Hilda asked mildly. A fingertip traced the runic writing atop her staff, seemingly studying it in the firelight.
“Yes, ma’am,” Joane’s head bobbed. She seemed, understandably, most in awe of Hilda. The outspoken, foot-stomping girl at the gate had been replaced by a polite, shy companion. “Every third day, the Jarl draws a lot from a box in the village square. That family has to send someone to the standing stones. Today my pa got the lot, and my mum and brother’s already gone.”
“Madness,” Erin scoffed. “What was the Jarl going to do when he ran out of villagers? Fool. Why not fight the creature?”
“Oh,” Joane said. “They’ve fought it a lot, ma’am, and just more people die. Nobody likes drawing lots, but losing one every third day’s kept it out of village, at least. People say the Jarl is working on a plan to defeat it, but I don’t know.”
“Well, that’s all done!” Haffoot piped up, smiling face lit by the fire. “No more sacrifices, yeah? We did the Jarl’s work for him. I wonder if there’ll be a reward?”
Strangely, Joane said nothing, and instead abruptly stood to begin cleaning up after the meal. She was a strong young woman, and clearly used to hard labor. But then with half her family dead, she would have to be. Her actions spurred the others to stand as well, and soon they were settled onto thin blankets and bedrolls to sleep for the night.
The group woke at dawn and had broken camp by the time the heavy wooden doors of the gate swung slowly open. There was Nothan, who, it turned out, was quite tall and older than they’d guessed, with gray streaked in his moustache. He was flanked by a man and woman in green livery, each carrying a spear, and both Watch members eyed the Graymoor residents suspiciously.
“Come in,” Nothan announced, his face serious. “I’ll take you to the Jarl. You stay with them, Joane. He’ll want to hear your tale.”
“Still no word of thanks?” Erin arched an eyebrow. “And no expression of joy for seeing your neighbor returned unharmed?”
“Come on,” was all Nothan said, grim-faced, and turned with the Watch members to escort them. The companions shared a confused, offended look and followed.
Nothan led them past several houses and shops and into a largely empty village square. A few scruffy mongrels picked their way through abandoned shop stalls while ravens circled and cawed overhead. Dark smoke hung forlornly over the village as well, as if it somehow wanted to stay within the protective circle of the wall. Ahead of them, past a large church, a path snaked up a low hill, with the Jarl’s manor atop it. The Night Watch members did not pause to interact with the few, disparate residents who busied themselves in the morning hours, nor did they bother to say a word when those residents paused to gawk at Joane and the outsiders with her.
As they passed a strongbox with a heavy padlock, bolted to a chest-high post, Erin scowled. “Is this used for the lots?” she asked Joane, every word dripping with disdain. The young woman simply bobbed her head, staring at the box with eyes wide. The white-armored woman grunted in disgust and her chin rose imperiously to glare at the manor above them.
The sole structure made entirely of stone was the chapel, and this early in the morning its iron-banded, heavy doors were closed. Above them, carved into the stone, was the symbol of a balanced scale, the sign for the goddess Justicia. Those scales, devotees claimed, must always balance between justice and mercy in equal amounts. As with most gods and goddesses, Graymoor residents found reasons to pray to Justicia, but none of the companions had seen a structure dedicated entirely in her honor, much less one so large. The church was fully twice the size of any other structure in Hirot, even larger than the Jarl’s manor. Umur examined the stonework as they passed and immediately recognized it as the most defensible building were Hirot under siege.
The last four days, the group had trudged through moors and forest, so it was a relief to be on simple, dirt roads. Their boots kicked up dust as they followed Nothan up the winding path to the manor atop the hill. As they crested the rise, a great, squat hall built from enormous timbers, thatched with golden straw, greeted them. Standing in front were more humans in green livery and spears. Nothan raised a hand in greeting and left the companions to speak in low, urgent voices with the manor’s guards.
“They sure aren’t happy we’re here,” Haffoot commented with some bewilderment.
“This entire village feels as if Chaos hangs over it,” Erin grumbled. “It is steeped in despair.”
“They’re in mourning,” said Hilda from beneath her low hood. “Did you see how few people still reside here? Every family must have experienced loss. But still, news of this Hound’s death does not seem to be spreading. It’s… odd.”
One of the guards speaking with Nothan left at a trot, pushing through the front doors of the manor. The Night Watch captain returned, his hatchet face still grim and serious.
“Let’s go,” he said, jerking his chin forward.
“I’m eager to speak with the Jarl,” Umur growled. “Find out what the bloody hells is going on.”
Beside him, Joane bit her bottom lip, looking at the open manor door with something like fear. Reluctantly, she followed the group into the Jarl’s great hall, guardsmen flanking with spears on either side.
As you know if you’ve been reading my blog, I recently went on a solo-play excursion, learning the amazing game Dungeon Crawl Classics by Goodman Games and playing through their starter, level-0 “Funnel” The Portal Under the Stars. You can find the beginning of this excursion here, and at the end of each post is a link to the next installment. All in all, there are seven posts in the series.
Now that the story is done, I thought it might be fun to strip out all the gameplay sidebars and see how it works as an actual story. Importantly, as I wrote the previous installments, I had no idea what would happen and now I do. This insight gives me an opportunity as a fiction writer to go back through the entire emergent narrative—which was done with dice rolls and in a serial format—and foreshadow later happenings, delete irrelevant parts, focus on key characters, and just generally make it a more cohesive, self-contained, story. Oh, and fix tons of typos.
Below is that “cleaned up” text, which is the kind of thing that might start off a longer fiction series. If you’ve been following along on the solo-play adventure, you can experience a retelling here that is akin to a traveling bard, sharing a tale that you know actually happened somewhat differently. If you have zero interest in role-playing games but like fantasy fiction, well then here is a short piece of fiction into another world, and a group of characters I might continue to explore. Either way, ENJOY!
Art by Doug Kovacs
0.
Bert Teahill lay under a pile of threadbare blankets, shivering and groaning. He was little more than sun-shriveled skin stretched over bones, his gray hair plastered to his skull with sweat. The cramped room–barely large enough for the small bed, a footlocker, and the five figures crowding round–smelled strongly of urine.
The old man coughed weakly. “Is everyone here then?” he asked in a voice dry as summer leaves.
“We’re all here, Bert,” sniffed Councilman Wywood, nodding. He glanced at the other three town council members, each doing their best to not be there. Wywood was the oldest and most tenured council member and often spoke first. Councilmen Wayford and Seford weren’t much younger but still deferred to him. Indeed, the three men had held their positions so long that they seemed to share more unsaid with their glances than spoken aloud. For example, right then Seford, small eyes in a round face with hanging jowls, looked to Wywood imploringly as if to say, When can we leave and get back to our brandy?
The fourth council member, Councilwoman Leda Astford, was the newest member and everything the others were not. Young, brave, and earnest, she interrupted the silent glances from the other three.
“What is it you wanted to tell us, Bert? We’ve assembled the full town council and your grandson, just as you asked,” she said, bending down to lay a hand on Bert’s shoulder. Councilman Wywood, for his part, pursed his lips and sniffed derisively. The other two old men nodded at his annoyance, silently agreeing, Who does she think she is, taking charge?
Bert Teahill whimpered and stirred feebly beneath his covers. For a moment he stilled, and the room grew silent. Then the old man sucked in a breath and opened his eyes wide, searching around the room. He coughed.
“Good, good. Listen to me, all of you. The star… the stars have come back as when I was a boy.”
“What are you saying, Bert?” Wywood grumbled. “What is this about stars?”
“Let him speak, please,” Leda intoned. The other three council members traded offended, frowning glances.
“When I was a boy,” Bert continued, wheezing. “Must be fifty winters since. I used to watch the stars, notice how they formed pictures in the sky. Once there was a peculiar star. Called it the Empty Star, a blue, twinkling thing, all on its own with no others around it. As it rose directly overhead, a… a door opened. Shimmering blue, at the old stone mound. Swear to all the gods I saw it! A bright blue door, and on the other side jewels and fine steel spears aplenty.”
“What is he suggesting?” Councilman Wayford scoffed at his brethren. He was stooped with age, and his voice was high and wheedling, as if he were always whining. “We’re all here for a child’s fable?”
“A portal!” Bert said, his voice suddenly strong. A liver-spotted hand emerged from the blankets and gripped Leda’s wrist. He looked up at her imploringly. “All my life I held this secret, wishing I’d gone in. Could have changed my fortune, maybe my whole family’s fortunes. Maybe the whole town’s! And every night since I’ve watched the stars. The pictures in the sky all changed. The Empty Star never came back.
“But now it’s back, you hear me? The Empty Star is rising! Tomorrow night, sure as my grave, it’ll happen! I feel it in my very soul, you hear me? Tomorrow night is the night! Someone has to go to the old stone mound to see the portal. Go in, this time. Change Graymoor’s fortunes! There’s treasure there, and glory. Don’t let it pass by this time, please. Don’t live a life of regret like an old, dying farmer. Please. Please…” And just as suddenly as his old, vital self had returned, Bert Teahill deflated and lay panting.
The three aged councilmen said nothing, eyes darting furtively between them in silent discussion. Leda Astford, meanwhile, patted the farmer’s shoulder gently.
“Okay, Bert,” she said. “We hear you. We’ll go to the old stone mound tomorrow night. If there’s a portal, we’ll get those jewels and spears.”
“Take– take Gyles,” Bert whispered and almost imperceptibly nodded.
With a rustle of cloth and creaking floorboards, the four town council members turned to look at the boy. Little Gyles Teahill was Bert’s grandson, who townsfolk said was strong as a man at ten years of age. He had taken over running the Teahill farm with his father’s recent leg injury. Little Gyles looked up at them all with a mix of wide-eyed surprise from the attention and an iron-like determination.
Councilman Wywood snorted derisively and turned his back on the boy. Wayford and Seford followed suit. The three shuffled out of the room, muttering about “waste of time” and “fool’s errand” and “preposterous” and “let’s go have some brandy.”
Leda Astford, meanwhile, met the boy’s eyes. She smiled, conjuring a confused grin from the boy. As the others left, Leda gently squeezed Bert’s thin shoulder and nodded. “I’ll go myself tomorrow night, Bert. And I’ll take Little Gyles and keep him safe, don’t you worry. We’ll see this door of yours. And if it’s there, well, sure as anything we’ll go in.”
Bert Teahill lay still beneath his blankets, eyes closed and barely breathing. Had the man heard her words?
They would never know.
I.
Councilwoman Leda Astford’s breath steamed in the cold night air. Spring had come to Graymoor, but Winter still had its grip on the dark hours. She shivered beneath her traveling cloak, pulling it tighter. She was a healthy woman in the prime of her life but had always suffered in the cold. Her hands and feet especially.
A rumor as big as this one had spread, and a large pack of residents had volunteered to wander into the darkness in search of Old Bert Teahill’s flight of fancy. Puffs of breath dotted the shadows as the dozen of them waited. It was a clear night and the path to the old stone mound was well-known, so none had felt the need to light a torch.
“How long are we going to stay out here before we decide the old fool is crazy?” complained Egerth Mayhurst. He was Graymoor’s jeweler, a shrewd and unpleasant man of middle years, thin and bald, with a carefully sculpted beard along his jawline. Though no one asked him, it seemed he was here to lay claim to any gemstones they found, if a magic portal did exist. Or perhaps he may have been sent here to report back to the other council members.
“Calm yourself, Egerth,” a deep, resonant voice intoned. It was Bern Erswood, the town’s herbalist and likely the most well-liked of the group. Bern’s remedies rarely did what he claimed, but the barrel-chested, bearded man made you feel good about taking them all the same. “That blue star that Leda called the Empty Star… It’s still climbing in the sky, and it’ll soon be directly over the old stones. I’m not saying anything will happen then, mind you, but I reckon we’ll find out soon.”
The others mumbled their assent and Egerth Mayhurst snapped his jaw shut, arms folded. Leda looked down on Little Gyles, who stood near her with a pitchfork held like he was defending a castle from invasion. The boy had stayed at her side the entire trek. Leda smiled and gripped his firm, muscled shoulder.
“You hear that? Shouldn’t be long now,” she said reassuringly. The boy pursed his lips and nodded.
On her other side stood a tall, willowy figure. Finasaer Doladris was the only elf anyone in Graymoor had ever met, and his long, pointed ears and long, fine hair made for a distinctive profile even in the darkness. His robes seemed to shimmer in the starlight.
“What do you think, Mister Doladris?” Leda asked. “Will a portal appear?”
“Mm,” he murmured noncommittally. “Difficult to ascertain, councilwoman. Yet whether folk fable or astrological miracle, it’s a fine entry to my documentation of the local populace. Quite intriguing all the same.”
Leda didn’t reply. The elf had been a genuine curiosity to all of Graymoor since he appeared out of the woodland a year ago claiming to be doing research, but the way he spoke made it difficult to hold a conversation.
The old stone mounds were named such because, amidst a marshy woodland, several large slabs of rock lay against one another randomly like the discarded toys of giants. No other such stones could be found within miles of Graymoor and, against all reason, these immense stones never collected moss, bird nests, or spiders. Indeed, no vegetation of any kind grew near the stones. Naturally, most locals avoided the place, and it was a frequent object of childhood dares. If Bert was indeed making up a story, the old stone mound was the perfect location for it.
Suddenly, where three blocks leaned haphazardly together to form an upright rectangle, a shimmering door of light appeared. One moment the space was empty and then it wasn’t, without a sound. The dozen Graymoor residents gasped.
A handful crowded forward to peer inside. It was not so much a door as the opening of a corridor. Where before there had been a person-sized gap in the stones, there now stretched a long hallway, limned by blue light.
“There’s nothing on the other side!” Veric Cayfield, one of the three halflings present, called out from the shadows. Like the Haffoot siblings who had also joined their party, Veric had migrated to Graymoor from the distant halfling village of Teatown. He had become the town’s haberdasher years ago, because there was nothing Veric loved so much as clothes and sewing. Indeed, he proudly exclaimed to anyone who would listen that the reason he loved Graymoor is because humans allow him the opportunity to use even more fabric for his craft. They were a curious, wide-eyed lot, halflings, so no surprise that they’d come along.
“Sure enough!” Bern the herbalist exclaimed. “I can see you all clearly through the gap on this side. Can you see me?”
“We can’t, Bern,” Leda called out, and it was true. “For us it’s a hallway.”
The sound of a sword being pulled from its scabbard rang out. Mythey Wyebury, known troublemaker, moved forward to the shimmering corridor’s opening. He was a thin man, scruffy, with a long neck and bobbing adam’s apple. “Well?” he said. “So the old man was speaking true. Let’s go find these jewels and magical weapons, eh?”
And then he stepped into the portal.
Hesitantly, a small group followed, each clutching the closest thing to a weapon each could find at home. Umur Pearlhammer, the dwarven stonesmith and Graymoor’s most tenured resident, gripped a hammer. Erin Wywood, the councilman’s granddaughter, had a long knife in her shaking hand. Even Hilda Breadon, the town’s baker extraordinaire, gripped a rolling pin in her meaty fist.
The corridor before them ran about twenty feet, all bare walls of the same sort of stone as the old stone mound. It was Umur who pointed out the flagstone floor that ran between the portal opening and a large door. The old dwarf muttered that it spoke of someone crafting this place instead of it simply… being. His words tightened the grips everyone had on their weapons.
“Locked!” Mythey shouted from the front, clearly frustrated. Veric, Bern, and the others who had walked around the stones were now all at the portal’s entrance. With them, the last of the twelve stepped inside.
The door was wooden and banded in iron. Jewels or crystals of some sort were embedded in the wood, creating star-shapes that twinkled in the blue light.
“I think,” Erin Wywood started to say, her voice cracking. She cleared her throat and tried again. “I think we need to wait. Bern said the star wasn’t directly overhead yet.” Most everyone there thought of Erin as the young, earnest minstrel who sang religious tunes in the tavern, or else Councilman Wywood’s favorite spawn. What they didn’t know is that she had a sharp mind and cool head.
“Screw that!” Mythey spat from the front of the group. Before anyone could stop him, he put his hand on the door’s handle and bashed forward with his broad shoulder. The young man with unwashed, stringy hair was an ass and bully, but he was also hulking and easily the strongest of them assembled.
It was a solid blow, but the door held. As Mythey struck it, the jewels on its surface flashed a bright blue that left all of them within the corridor dazzled. For a moment, they all blinked to regain their vision.
“He’s dead!” Hilda the baker shrieked, the first to clear her eyes. “Burned to a crisp! Gods help us!”
Acrid smoke smelling of charred flesh began drifting through the corridor towards the open air. The residents gagged and rushed towards the exit, with several glancing back at the blackened lump that was once Mythey Wybury.
As the now-eleven of them huddled outside, under the night sky, near the shimmering portal entrance, many tried talking at once, some in hysterical, high-pitched tones and others in calm, reassuring ones. The effect was that no one heard a single thing the others were saying, leading to a chaotic babble.
“Enough!” Umur Pearlhammer shouted. At once they all quieted. The dwarf’s weathered face, bushy brows over a bulbous nose, regarded them. “Mythey was a fool and trouble besides, we all knew it. First chance he had to take whatever wealth and steal it, he would have. I donna’ like that he died, mind, but there’s a lesson there for all’a us.”
The others nodded and sniffled and gripped their weapons.
“We gotta take care, now,” the dwarf continued in his gruff, commanding voice. “Think an’ act together, yeah? Miss Wywood has the right of it, methinks. What say you, Bern? The Empty Star still trackin’ overhead?”
The herbalist scanned the sky. “I would say so, yes. Maybe an hour or two and it should be directly overhead.”
Umur nodded once. “Then we wait. Meantime, who can help me haul tha’ fool’s body out so we can bring it back when we’re done and through?”
For a moment, no one said a word. Then Little Gyles Teahill raised his hand. “I can help, Master Stonemason sir.”
Umur nodded again. “Right enough. Come along lad.”
The next hour or two passed slowly. Mythey’s body was badly burned and uncomfortable to see, like he’d been struck by lightning. But he had a short sword in his grip and was the only one of them wearing anything resembling armor. After the trapped door, such things seemed more important than ever. Umur offered to take the sword, since no one else seemed comfortable using it. The leather cuirass, however, would never have fit the stocky dwarf. Indeed, only Bern the herbalist, Egerth the jeweler, and Finasaer the scholar were anywhere near the man’s size. The elf held up his hands helplessly, saying he was not a man of arms. That left the two human men, and, after some discussion, Bern had the least distaste for wearing a dead man’s singed leathers. Several of them managed to pull the items from Mythey’s corpse and help Bern with the straps. Umur swung the sword, away from the group, and grunted in satisfaction as he slid it back into the scabbard that now hung from his hip.
“Something’s happening!” one of the Haffoots, the sister, Ethys, exclaimed, pointing a small finger towards the glowing hallway.
Bern looked skyward, drumming a finger on his now leather-clad belly. “Mm. Looks like it’s directly overhead, sure enough.”
“What is it, Ethys?” Councilwoman Leda asked as the group edged near the stones. It was an unnecessary question. Anyone with a view down the long corridor could see what was happening.
The jewel-encrusted, heavy door swung open.
II.
The Graymoor residents pressed together in the cramped corridor, attention fixed ahead.
Old Bert Teahill had claimed that beyond the magical portal lay “jewels and fine steel spears.” There were gem-like crystals on the now-open door, dotting the wooden surface in star-like patterns. After Mythey’s fate, none were too eager to try prying them from the wood, though.
And spears? Yes, there were certainly spears.
In a rectangular room, perhaps ten feet from the open doorway, straight ahead, was another stout, wooden door banded in iron, no crystals upon its surface. Four armored iron statues, two on each side, flanked that door. Each statue depicted a person–human men and women, judging by the physiques, ears, and roughly carved faces–in enameled, scaled armor holding a black spear, arm cocked back as if ready to throw. All four deadly spear-tips aimed directly at the open doorway.
Bern Erswood, the herbalist, pulled the councilwoman aside forcefully.
“Leda! If those things loose those spears, you’re as dead as Mythey, that’s for sure,” he whispered fiercely, admonishing.
“If it were a trap,” sniffed Egerth Mayhurst, the unpleasant jeweler, panting, flattened himself on the opposite side of the hallway as Leda and Bern. His bald pate gleamed with nervous sweat in the pale blue light. “It would have triggered, yes? Perhaps it was meant for someone who forced the door open before it was unlocked.”
“Well then, by alla’ means,” the dwarf, Umur Pearlhammer, grumbled from behind him. The others, deeper down the corridor, similarly pressed to the sides. “Go on in and try the next door, yeah?”
“Absolutely not!” Egert blanched.
“I’ll- I’ll do it,” stammered Little Gyles, Bert’s grandson. He planted his pitchfork and pushed forward.
“No, son,” Umur and Bern said almost simultaneously, then chuckled at one another.
“Bravest one here is the wee lad,” Umur shook his head. “Step aside, step aside. We’re here. Might as well see what’s behind that next door since we’ve come alla’ this way.”
“I’ll join you, Master Pearlhammer,” Bern smiled, and the two men stepped into the room, shoulder to shoulder. Undaunted, Little Gyles was right on their heels.
Nothing happened. Several of them exhaled loudly at the same time.
Suddenly, with a coordinated, metallic THUNK! and a quick whirring noise, the four statues released their spears in unison. Before the Graymoor residents could gasp, one had buried itself in Umur’s broad shoulder, another had clattered against the wall behind Bern, and a third had sailed through the doorway, narrowly missing Egerth’s leg and skittering across the stone floor amidst the others. The dwarf cried out in pain and stagged just as the jeweler clawed at the wall, backpeddling into the pressed crowd.
“No!” Bern yelled, much to those in the back’s confusion. And then Little Gyles Teahill, the boy with the strength of a grown man, asked specifically to be there by his grandfather, fell back into Councilwoman Leda’ arms. A spear shaft protruded from the middle of his chest.
Gyles didn’t mutter last words or even make a single sound. The sleek, black spear must have killed him instantly. Bright red blossomed on the front of his homespun shirt, his eyes wide, surprised, and glassy. The pitchfork the boy had been clutching clattered to the floor.
For a long while, there was screaming, crying, consoling, and grief. Leda herself carried Gyles’ body to the end of the corridor and outside, placing him gently on the open ground in the nighttime air. It was Erin Wywood, the minstrel, who knelt over the boy, closing his eyes and singing a prayer to the night stars and moon.
“I– I promised to watch over him,” Leda said in disbelief. “I told Bert.”
“Well, you failed,” Erin paused to say without venom, quite matter-of-factly. It was as if she’d slapped the councilwoman, however, and Leda stumbled away into the night to throw up and sob. Shrugging, dry eyed, Erin continued her song. She had a strong voice, and her mournful tune moved several others to solemn silence.
Bern, meanwhile, tried his best to tend to Umur’s shoulder wound, and managed at least to get the bleeding staunched. The dwarf looked pale and weak now, his voice strained. The others tried to convince Umur to head back to Graymoor, but he set his jaw stubbornly.
“You say me, but we should alla’ go back,” he grumbled. “We’ve found only death here. We’re just simple villagers, yeah? No use in tryin’ to be more.”
“We keep on,” Leda said decisively, stepping out of the shadows. She looked shaken but resolute. “They’ve taken Little Gyles, these bastards. We go in, we take what we can, and we ensure his death was not in vain.”
The group eventually realized that the black, sleek spears were better weapons than any of them wielded. Bern and Egerth were the first to take theirs, and after some discussion the Haffoot siblings, Ethys and Giliam, gripped the other two. The halfling pair, who made their living hauling tea in a small boat up and down the Teawood River, looked particularly small carrying the long, wicked weapons. When offered one, Finasaer Doladris explained that, as an elf, he could not touch the iron of the spears for long, but he did pick up Little Gyles’ wood-shafted pitchfork. Even the scholar, it seemed, had recognized the danger of their situation.
It was Erin Wywood, having prayed over Little Gyles, who recognized that the armor on each statue was not part of the sculptures and could be removed. It took what felt like ages, but together they puzzled out how to unstrap the pieces from the unmoving iron and help each other don them. Umur looked the most natural in the matte, black metal, even though his dwarven physique forced him to exclude some of the original pieces. Hilda Breadon, the stocky baker, followed Umur’s lead and made hers fit in much the same way. Erin donned a full, scaled suit, which the others thought only fair since she had discovered it in the first place. And, thanks to the particular urging of Umur and Bern, Councilwoman Leda took the final suit of armor herself.
When everything was sorted, only the haberdasher Veric Cayfield found himself armor- and weapon-less. He smiled brightly and said that he didn’t mind… it was fun to help get the others fitted into armor, and he would feel ridiculous holding a spear.
“I have my scissors if it comes to fighting,” the halfling announced with halfling cheer, patting a pouch at his hip. “But I don’t think it will. This strange place beyond the portal is full of traps, not monsters. What do you think the traps are protecting, do you figure?” His youthful face brimmed with curiosity.
“And who was the principal architect of this demesne?” Finasaer wondered aloud, tapping his lip. “Fascinating.”
At that, the group grew quiet and began to reenter the corridor from the outdoors. The last one to linger was Erin Wywood. She looked up at the full moon, then at the blue, solitary star called the Empty Star, then back to the moon. The girl touched a pendant hanging from a delicate chain around her neck, that of a silver, crescent moon.
“Shul,” she whispered. “God of the moon. Watch over us, please.”
“You coming, Erin?” Hilda asked from the portal. She saw Erin’s gaze, and followed it up to the sky, settling on the Empty Star.
“Of course,” Erin said, and joined the others.
Back inside and down the corridor, they all looked warily at the closed, iron-banded door between the statues. After the experience of the last two doors and the talk of traps and mysterious builders, no one seemed especially eager to go first.
With forced bravado, Councilwoman Leda told the others to stand aside. “From now on, I’ll go first,” she announced. “Everyone keep sharp and have your eyes open. If you see something, speak up.” The others murmured assent, even bitter-faced Egerth. The smell of sour, nervous sweat filled the room. Leda’s gauntleted hand reached out to the door, she exhaled sharply, and tried the latch.
It clicked and the door swung open. Leda winced, expecting pain. Nothing happened.
Beyond the door was a large, square room with marble flooring and polished walls. At the far end of the space was a towering granite statue of a man. It was a full thirty feet tall, and a detailed work of artistry most of them could hardly fathom. The statue’s eyes looked somehow intelligent, and his barrel-chested body was carved to show him wearing animal hides and necklaces from which dangled numerous amulets and charms. A heavy, stone sword was carved to hang at the man’s hip. He looked both like a barbarian warrior and shaman, though from where or when none of them could even begin to guess.
One arm of the statue was outstretched, its index finger pointed accusingly at the doorway in which Leda stood. After the room with the spear-throwing statues, she quickly stepped into the spacious room and aside.
“Come on,” she said to the others. “There are more doors here.”
Indeed, the square room had three additional doors, all identical to the one they’d just opened, at each wall’s midpoint. Four sides, four doors, one enormous statue. Otherwise, the room was empty.
As everyone slowly filed in, boots echoing on the marble floor, Umur Pearlhammer peered up and around, studying the statue and room’s construction.
“Careful,” he growled. “See those scorch marks on the floor and walls? And look here, this statue weighs tons but there’s grease here on the base where it meets the foundation.”
“What does that mean, master stonemason?” Bern asked nervously.
“It means, methinks, that the statue rotates and shoots fire, yeah?” he rubbed thick fingers in his beard, frowning. “Though the masonry involved in such a thing, well… it boggles me mind.”
“Traps, not monsters,” Veric Cayfield said from the back of the group.
At that, everyone froze and looked wide-eyed up at the enormous barbarian shaman, its finger outstretched accusingly at the empty, open doorway.
“What– what do you think activates it, then?” Ethys Haffot whispered. Still no one moved.
Umur continued rubbing at his beard, eyes searching. “Could be pressure plates on the floor, s’pose, but I donna’ see any. Could be openin’ the doors, but it didn’t scorch us when we came in, did it?”
“Eyes open, everyone,” Leda almost succeeded at keeping her voice from trembling as she called out. “And let’s not clump together.”
For the next several minutes, the ten Graymoor residents carefully, carefully spread out and searched the room. Other than discovering more evidence of fire to support Umur’s theory, they found nothing.
“Maybe… it’s broken?” Giliam Haffoot, the brother, asked, rubbing at his brow with a sleeve. He had twin metal hoops as earrings, and unkempt hair, and both he and his sister’s shirts had dramatic, blousy sleeves. “Been here for years, innit?”
“We have no idea how long,” Bern mused. “We could be standing in another plane of existence, outside of time, even on the surface of that distant Empty Star. That statue could be of the god who created everything, ever, all the stars and worlds. Who knows? This place is a wonder.”
“Now you’re just talking crazy, Bern,” Hilda the baker chided.
“A miracle,” Erin the minstrel breathed, eyes wide. One hand strayed to her pendant.
“Let’s assume,” Umur murmured through teeth still clenched in pain. “That it will roast anyone who tries ta open a door. What do we do?”
They all contemplated.
“We could open all three doors at the same time,” Ethys Haffoot offered, planting the tall spear on the stone to lean on it. “Maybe the statue’ll get confused, then.”
“Or only cooks one of you, at the least, while the others escape,” Egerth the jeweler mused. A couple of his neighbors noted that he said “you” and not “us.”
“And then what? The rest of us run to a door where it ain’t pointin’?” Giliam asked, his scrubby face scrunched in thought. “Sort of a shit plan, though, innit?”
“Do you have a better one, Master Haffoot?” Bern asked. The halfling seemed surprised to be asked and looked absolutely dumbfounded how to respond. Neither he nor the others could come up with an alternate suggestion on how to proceed.
With much apprehension, then, they assembled themselves. Councilwoman Leda would open the western door (none of them knew if it were truly west, but it helped to have a description, so they pretended that the door from which they’d come was south), Umur the northern one, and Giliam surprisingly volunteered for the eastern door. The others of them stood near one of the doors, Bern and Finasaer with Leda, Erin and Hilda with Umur, and finally Egerth and the two other halflings joining Giliam.
“Ready?” the councilwoman called out, placing her hand on the handle of the western door. As she did so, a whirring noise began building within the room. “Now!”
In surprising synchronicity, the three figures at the door clasped the latches and opened their respective doors. As Umur had predicted, the immense stone figure rotated on its base with a sound of grinding rock so deep that they all felt it in their bellies more than heard it. Ethys and Veric shouted warnings, but too late. A fountain of fire erupted from the statue’s fingertip, engulfing poor Giliam Haffoot. The small man shrieked and rolled on the stone as he died.
Veric, the haberdasher with neither weapon nor armor, did not pause. Quicker than anyone there knew he could move, the halfling sprinted on short legs away from the flaming Giliam and towards Umur, diving through the open northern door. Umur, wide-eyed, followed, with Hilda and her rolling pin right on his heels.
“In! In!” Bern shouted over the screams, and he pushed himself and Leda through the western doorway.
Egerth Mayhust, Graymoor’s jeweler, stumbled past the burning, shrieking Giliam Haffoot and into the eastern opening. Then, much to Ethys Haffoot’s utter astonishment, slammed the door closed behind him, right in her face.
The room seemed to shudder as the thirty-foot stone figure pivoted in its base, finger swiveling to the sage Finasaer Doladris, the only elf in Graymoor’s memory.
“No, wait!” he held up his hands, dropping Little Gyles’ pitchfork, before the WHOOSH! of fire jetted from the fingertip to surround him. The elf rolled around in his once-sparkling robes, frantically trying to extinguish the flames. Yet within moments he was nothing more than a burning pile, like Giliam Haffoot across the room.
A Haffoot family trait, the siblings had long told the Graymoor residents, was a single club foot. Both Giliam and Ethys had one, lending credence to the claim. She swiveled her wide-eyed gaze from the western door to the north working out whether she could, on one lame foot, make the distance to either. In a heartbeat she began a galloping trot to the north using the spear as a makeshift crutch.
“Miss Astford!” Veric’s small voice called out once Ethys had made it safely through the door. “Quick! Run to us! So we’re not split!”
Leda turned to Bern at her side and the two shared a quick nod. As one they threw themselves out, leaping over the charred, flaming lump of Finasaer and towards the north. The room shuddered and rumbled as the statue began tracking their movement. Neither she nor Bern even paused to take in the surroundings beyond the western door before exiting it.
Bern, in Mythey’s leathers, sprinted past the councilwoman, around the statue’s base and into the northern opening. Leda stumbled, feeling clumsy in the enameled, black metal strapped everywhere. Before, she’d found the weight of the scaled mail comforting. Now it felt like a boat’s anchor. Ahead, a group of huddled faces, Veric, Umur, and Erin, all reached out from the doorway urging her on.
“Come on!” Umur growled from mere feet away. “Run, lass!”
The others dove for cover as the sound of the flames fountained from behind Leda. Her back and legs seared with heat and she jumped with her last bit of strength towards the now-empty doorway. The councilwoman landed painfully, with a clatter of armor, and suddenly multiple hands were all over her, rolling her and helping to extinguish the flames. Hilda slammed the door shut, leaving only the sound of several people panting and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air.
For several moments, Leda gasped for breath and lay her cheek on the stone floor beneath her. Her father’s longsword, never used once in her life, jammed painfully beneath her hip. Umur sat gasping, his back against the door. His bandaged shoulder, visible through the gaps in his patchwork armor, was soaked in fresh blood. Bern, Erin, Hilda, Ethys, and Veric all sat or stood nearby, the group stunned and panting. Seven of them remained where they had once been twelve.
Hilda, the baker, was the first of them to become aware of the shimmering, ethereal light in the room. She turned and gasped. “What– what is this place?” she whispered.
III.
The seven remaining Graymoor residents, in wonder, examined their surroundings. The room they found themselves in was rectangular and larger even than where they’d just escaped the deadly, fire-spewing statue. This space was dominated by an enormous pool of water running the entire length of the room. Something shone from beneath the water’s surface, illuminating the polished walls and ceiling with dancing, spectral light. A walkway of stone surrounded the pool, and along the western and eastern sides were several pillars reaching floor-to-ceiling. In the far, northeastern corner stood a closed doorway.
“It’s beautiful,” Hilda said in a low voice. The baker looked incongruous wearing pieces of matte, black armor while wielding a rolling pin in one of her large hands. The shimmering light danced in her wide eyes.
“Yes, but– oh no!” Ethys Haffoot whispered urgently. “Something’s moving. There! Between the pillars.”
They all froze. Indeed, it wasn’t a single humanoid figure moving, but perhaps half a dozen. All the creatures, it seemed, were shuffling their way towards them. The movements were stilted and slow, like a puppet on the end of a beginner’s strings.
Umur drew the short sword from its scabbard. Hands on spears tightened. Veric Cayfield even fumbled in the pouch at his hip and pulled forth a pair of iron scissors.
Leda, for her part, left her father’s sword sheathed. She had never drawn it in combat–never fought with any weapon, really. Instead, she involuntarily made fists at her side, hands shaking, and her back throbbing with pain from the statue’s fire.
The nearest, shambling figure rounded a pillar and came fully into view. It was a human woman, except that she seemed to be made entirely of a translucent crystal. Because of her glasslike nature and the shimmering light, it was difficult to make out too many features. From what they could make out, though, it looked exactly like an armored, barefoot woman transformed to crystal.
“What– what is it?” Ethys Haffoot gasped.
“Traps, not monsters,” Veric whispered fervently. His hands were shaking, the scissors bobbing in the air in front of him. “Traps, not monsters. Traps, not monsters.”
The crystal figure approached Erin, who reached out a hand in awe and touched its unmoving face. The animated sculpture crowded closer, seeking the minstrel’s outstretched fingers. Everyone else tensed.
Then Erin’s freckled face split into a wide smile, an uncharacteristic expression for the overly-earnest girl. “They aren’t dangerous, are they? More like a stray dog needing attention. Why do you think they’re here? What is this place?”
Slowly, haltingly, the other crystal figures came nearer. They stood near the group of Graymoor residents and otherwise did nothing. It was a mixture of male and female sculptures, and the detail from whoever sculpted them was astounding. Up close, the villagers could see individual folds in cloth, and each face had its own distinct personality.
Umur edged away from them, close to the pool’s edge, and peered downward.
“Looks like jewels or gems of some kind,” he said gruffly, but his voice was tinged with amazement. “On the bottom of the pool. Glowing gems, if I’m seein’ it clearly.”
“I wish that our jeweler Egerth was here,” Bern Erswood said. In his leather armor and holding a spear of jet black, he looked the most like a warrior of any of them. The well-liked herbalist squinted, trying to see though the shimmering water clearly, then looked up to the group. “Where is Egerth, by the way? Did the fire get him?”
“No,” Ethys Haffoot said, the single word dripping with venom. “Selfish bastard watched Giliam die and closed the door in me face.
“Should– should we go back? Find him?” Veric asked in a small voice, not standing on the pool’s edge but stroking the back of a crystalline figure like one might a cat.
“No,” Ethys replied immediately. “He deserves whatever he gets. Bastard!” And then the young halfling burst into tears.
Councilwoman Leda moved to embrace her, and Ethys melted into the hug. Ethys cried for several minutes, face buried in the woman’s enameled, scaled breastplate, while Leda patted Ethys’ twin braids.
“I’m sorry about your brother,” she said gently. After a long while, Ethys stilled and sniffled, pulling herself from the councilwoman and nodding in thanks.
Hilda stood next to Umur and the two of them continued to peer into the water. “If those are jewels, shouldn’t someone dive in to get them?” she asked. “Isn’t that what Old Bert said? We could change our fortunes? It doesn’t look so deep.” She looked around at the others helplessly, eyes pleading and clearly not interested in exploring the water herself.
“I can do it,” announced Ethys, wiping her nose with a sleeve. “Even with me foot, I s’pose I’m the best swimmer here.” It was true, they realized. Ethys and her brother had spent their entire lives up and down the Teawood River.
“If Veric is right,” Umur grumped. “This smells like a trap t’me. Soon as you dive in, lass, I suspect these statues’ll be a lot less friendly. Or somethin’ else more horrible.”
“It’s worth it, though, yeah?” Ethys said with chin raised proudly. “We can’t have come here for nothin’.” And without further conversation, she handed her tall spear to Erin and dove gracefully into the pool.
As Ethys’ body disappeared below the water’s surface, the statues did not move or change their behavior. Neither did the chamber fill with poisonous gas, spikes drop from the ceiling, or any number of other visions that filled the villagers’ imaginations. Instead, after a dozen heartbeats Ethys gasped to the surface. She was grinning as she swam leisurely to the pool’s edge, legs moving like a frog.
“With me knife I got a couple free!” she announced, tossing them to Umur’s feet. “Must be hundreds of them down there. Be right back!”
Umur knelt, grunting with the effort, and plucked one of the jewels from the floor. Hilda picked up the other one.
“Looks valuable, yeah?” Hilda whistled. Umur grunted in assent.
Ethys was indeed a capable swimmer. She stayed below the water far longer than the others likely could have managed, and each time she surfaced she tossed more beautiful gemstones to the floor at their feet. What was initially two jewels became ten, then twenty, and each one a luminescent white and beautiful.
The halfling mariner surfaced, paddling closer to the edge and for once not depositing any treasure to the pile.
“Is that all you can pry loose, then?” Hilda asked, marveling at the gems in her meaty palm. “A good haul.”
“Oh, I could get all of ‘em,” Ethys said, looking worried. “Only, I think pryin’ ‘em loose is doin’ somethin’.”
“Doin’ what, then?” Umur frowned deeply, thick fingers scratching at his beard. His eyes scanned the chamber in alert.
“I think– I think the water’s drainin’ out,” Ethys replied, swiveling her head up to the dwarf. “I’m leavin’ holes on the bottom of the pool.”
As she said the words, they all realized the truth of it. The pool was already several fingerspans lower than it was when the brave halfling had first jumped in, and there was an almost imperceptible hum of water like a drain in a washtub. Councilwoman Leda turned to Umur. “What does it mean, master stonemason? Anyone?”
The room looked back at her, blank-faced and shrugging. Certainly, the crystalline figures hadn’t changed their behavior; the translucent creatures huddled near members of their group passively and silently, seemingly unperturbed by either the stolen jewels or draining water.
“I suppose the water leaving is a good thing, then,” Hilda offered hesitantly. “It means it’s easier to reach the gems, right?”
“Alrighty, then,” Ethys said, and disappeared again beneath the surface.
For several more minutes, Ethys did her work. Leda and Bern, meanwhile, joined Umur in scanning for danger, her standing by the dwarf’s side and him wandering around the pool’s perimeter. Erin and Veric spent their time talking and interacting with the crystal figures, to no obvious effect. Hilda, meanwhile, never took her avaricious gaze from the growing pile of jewels at her feet. With wonder, the baker knelt and ran her fingers through the gemstones, counting quietly.
“That’s forty-five of them,” she breathed excitedly. “We’re truly all going to be wealthy, aren’t we?”
Umur grunted skeptically.
Bern, meanwhile, had made his way to the northeastern corner of the long, rectangular room, where the second door stood closed.
“Should I open it?” he called in a low, loud whisper.
“Absolutely not!” Umur’s bushy eyebrows climbed his forehead. “By the gods, man! Once Ethys has the rest of the gems, we leave! We’re not heroes!”
At this point the water level in the pool was only knee-high. Rather than dive, Ethys stooped down to work her knife. When she had another handful, she straightened to her full height, dripping, to make her way back to the pile at Hilda’s feet.
“Five more for ya,” she grinned. It’s getting easi–”
Her words cut off as a giant THUNK! echoed in the chamber. Ethys cried out as she stumbled. Everyone’s eyes bulged with alarm.
“What was that?” Erin gasped.
“The floor–” Ethys splashed her way, stepping with high knees, to the shallow pool’s edge. “It buckled! I think pulling the gems is making it weaker or–” And then another THUNK!
Hilda frantically grabbed as many loose gems from the floor as she could manage. Ethys deftly swung up and grabbed a large piece of folded sailcloth she’d brought, helping collect the shining jewels.
“Hurry, hurry!” Hilda yelled. “Help us!”
Leda and Umur rushed to comply, but Erin and Veric were rushing north to Bern’s side.
“This way!” Bern yelled to them across the chamber. “I’ve opened the door! It’s a stairwell!”
Leda was about to argue that they should escape the way they’d come, but then a sudden vision of that enormous statue, finger outstretched, filled her mind. She cursed.
“Let’s go. Follow Bern,” she urged. Umur helped her up, both wincing in pain from their earlier wounds. A quick glance and she saw that the water was almost gone now, draining quickly out of the holes left by fifty missing jewels. “We should hurry,” she panted.
As they all rushed to the doorway, the crystal figures shambled haltingly, following. They moved at a quarter of even the club-footed Ethys’ speed.
“Do we wait for them?” Erin asked, concern in her eyes back at the crystal figures.
There was another shudder from the pool’s floor, echoing.
“No,” Councilwoman Leda said with finality. She slammed the wooden door shut behind her.
As Bern had described, a spiraled staircase awaited them all, plunging down into darkness. Something from the pool room crashed and boomed.
They descended.
IV.
“I can’t see anything,” Hilda Breadon gasped in the darkness. “We– we have to stop.”
Seven Graymoor residents bumped into one another in a halting, huddled column, all breathing heavily from the surge of fear from escaping the pool room.
“Does anyone have a torch or lantern?” Councilwoman Leda asked. Her burned and painful back pressed against the rough stone of the wall through her black-scaled armor, seeking solidity and support in the dark.
“The halflin’s an’ I don’ need it,” Umur panted. “But this might work for the rest of ye.”
Soft white light filled the space as the dwarf opened his palms to reveal the glowing jewels Ethys had retrieved.
“Ah,” Hilda chuckled. “Ya, those work.” Soon more light spilled into the cramped staircase as she held a handful of the beautiful, spectral gems.
Ethys followed suit, then the councilwoman. They passed stones to Verik, Erin, and Bern. Soon all of them had at least a few of the luminescent jewels, which banished the shadows as well as any torch.
They stood on a descending, spiraled staircase, the stairs wide enough that they could almost walk two abreast without their shoulders scraping against the stone. Almost, but they assembled themselves single file to proceed down to the lower level of this palace-beyond-the-portal. Councilwoman Leda maneuvered herself to the front of the line. Umur and Bern followed protectively behind her, gripping weapons in one hand, glowing jewels in the other.
At the bottom of the stairs, the residents found themselves in a long, narrow room, perhaps ten steps wide and five times as long. A door, iron-banded and wooden as all the others, stood firmly closed at the far end of the room. The room itself was bare except for ledges that ran the length of the long walls. Veric, short even for a halfling, stood on his tiptoes to peer up and into them.
“Um,” he whispered in a small voice. “What are those in– oof! What are those in there?”
Bern raised his handful of the glowing gems near the ledge and squinted. “Huh, good eyes you’ve got there. Little soldiers. Made of clay, if I’m not mistaken.” He plucked one from its place and handed it to the haberdasher. Veric made a pleased sound as he turned the soldier over in his hand.
As the group moved towards the door warily, Hilda lingered behind. Tongue lodged between her lips in concentration, she brought the glowing jewels up to peer into the ledge nearest her. Her eyes darted left and right, scanning the clay figures. The baker quickly let out an excited yelp.
“I found some silver ones!” she whooped, not at all whispering. Hilda had to tuck the rolling pin into an armpit as she displayed what she’d discovered. Sure enough, they were small figures of soldiers, like the one that Bern had handed to Veric, each as long as a finger. Yet the four Hilda held up gleamed metallically.
For several minutes the other humans searched the ledges, but to no avail. Hilda had spotted the only obvious treasures and seemed none too eager to give them up. She proudly tucked the figures beneath her breastplate and blouse, smiling broadly the whole time. “For safe keeping,” she chuckled, patting her armor.
“Away with us then,” Umur grumbled. “See if tha’ door can lead us out or if we ha’ to go find out what all the crashin’ was about upstairs.”
“I’m certainly ready to leave,” Councilwoman Leda nodded. The others agreed, and, with a quickly held breath, Leda opened the door.
The room beyond was as breathtaking as it was intimidating. As large as the room with the giant statue and the pool room combined, the cavernous space was thrice tiered. An oversized throne rested upon a raised dais at the back, and seated upon the throne was a large clay statue. The warlord on the throne looked to represent the same person above that spewed fire from its fingertip–barrel-chested and wearing animal hides and charm-laden necklaces, with a heavy sword at his hip. The deadly stone statue above had been thirty feet high, and this clay one was perhaps half that size and seated, yet no less intimidating. Atop the throne, light pulsated from a crystal globe, illuminating the entire chamber. Absently, mouths agape, the residents tucked the glowing jewels away.
“That orb is sure pretty,” Hilda mumbled to no one in particular.
Below the dais, at floor level, seven other clay statues–these taller than a human but smaller than the figure on the throne–stood motionless. Each looked fierce and distinct from the others, carrying a variety of clay weapons in menacing poses. Below them, in a huge sunken pit that ran the length of the room, stood an army of clay soldiers, all the size of a human, their identical clay armor and spears seemingly ready for war.
The ceiling above had partially collapsed, sending debris and water into the sunken pit. Carnage from the collapsed ceiling had settled, though dust still drifted through the air. Many of the clay soldiers lay broken or canted to one side, and all of them were slick and in various ways like melted wax, presumably from the water that was now a pond at their feet. The pool room, they realized, must have been directly above this one, and the crashing they’d heard earlier had been the collapse. A pang of guilt ran through Hilda, Erin, and Bern at the thought that they had utterly ruined not only the beauty of the shimmering pool, but this majestic statuary garden. Councilwoman Leda, however, could see only Little Gyles’ dead, empty stare and cared nothing for the carnage before her.
Suddenly, the large figure on the throne jerkily and mechanically raised its arm, pointing at the doorway in which Veric, bringing up the rear of their line, stood. In reaction, the seven figures at floor level snapped to attention and mimicked the gesture, their fingers leveled at the party of villagers.
And then, with a yelp from Veric and scream from Hilda, the entire army of damaged clay soldiers lurched into motion.
Quick-witted Erin Wywood, town councilor’s daughter and local minstrel, was the first to act. While the others stood goggling at the army rising up before them, she kicked at the lip of the pit into the head of a rising clay soldier. Like a log briefly surfacing in swamp water and then sinking below, the soldier toppled backwards and into the soldiers crowding behind.
“Get to the one on the throne!” she yelled at the others. “It’s controlling them!” Against all sense of reason, the girl then began jogging her way around the edge of the pit, deeper into the room, as clay soldiers rose up all around her.
Veric, wide-eyed and clearly near panic, followed close behind her. As he passed a rising soldier he flailed with his iron scissors, missing it by a country mile. Cursing and screaming, Hilda was right behind him.
Without realizing she was doing so, Councilwoman Leda Astford pulled her father’s longsword free of its scabbard. Yelling in fear and pain, she swung at the first clay soldier climbing out of the pit nearest her. She had never swung the sword, however, and misjudged its length. The blade sailed in front of the oncoming figure ineffectually.
Clay soldiers were boiling out of the pit on all sides, many missing arms or large chunks of their heads from the fallen ceiling, with legs soft and distorted by the water filling the hole. Some within the pit listed and fell without rising again. It was chaos, and every one of the Graymoor residents yelled or screamed in visceral peril.
Roaring, Umur lashed out with the shortsword he’d plucked from Mythey’s corpse before even entering the portal. How long had it been, he wondered abstractly. Two hours? More? The dwarf cleaved an oncoming soldier nearly in two as it toppled, inert. To his right, Ethys and Bern stabbed in tandem with their spears, pushing two soldiers off the ledge of the pit and into the muddy slurry below.
Out at the edge of the pit, halfway to the warlord sitting motionless atop his throne, Erin swung wildly and then, panting, stepped back. Veric leapt forward, both hands holding the ends of his scissors, and plunged them into the clay head of a soldier while Hilda bashed one aside with her rolling pin. Soldiers crumpled and slumped, even as more used their bodies for purchase to climb out of the pit.
Councilwoman Leda faced a trio of soldiers. The grip on her father’s sword was slick with sweat, but she had the balance and length of the weapon now. Drawing inspiration from the others, she screamed and cleaved a soldier’s head from its clay body.
She shouted triumph as the soldier fell to one side. In that moment, Leda felt like a warrior of old, black-scaled armor shining under the light of a mystical orb as she struck foes with her ancestral longsword, all while some alien warlord god looked down from his throne. She wished her father could see her now, like an avenging angel of battle.
“Ha! Did you see, Umur?” she shouted, then felt a sudden, sharp pain in her back.
“No!” Umur yelled, eyes wide. Leda looked down, confused, to see the clay spearhead protruding from her chest, and then thought nothing at all.
Erin watched the councilwoman fall to her knees and then face-first to the stone floor, a clay spear protruding from her back. Umur was swinging his sword, beating back soldiers as they crawled out of the pit in a vain attempt to reach her fallen form. Bern and Ethys were near him, stabbing with their black spears. Ahead of her, Hilda swung her rolling pin and Veric his scissors.
But a tidal wave of soldiers were climbing up ahead of them all, blocking the way to the warlord on the throne. The odds were impossible, and Erin realized with fatal certainty that they could not survive the dozens of clay soldiers.
Using a voice honed by countless hours of singing, she called out across the cacophony of battle. “Into the pit! Dive into the pit!”
Dagger in hand, Erin took her own advice. She leapt into the pit, stumbling in the knee-high water across ceiling debris and half-dissolved clay figures. The minstrel moved away from the edge and any spear thrusts. A splash from Veric signaled that he had followed her lead, and then a thunderous crash and whoop as Hilda joined them.
The three shouted for the others to follow. Ethys dove as nimbly as she’d done in the pool above, despite the shallow water and debris. Umur, roaring, landed directly atop a soldier in the pit. The impact of dwarf on soft clay utterly crushed the thing.
Bern readied his leap, but not before a spear clipped his side. He turned to face the soldier attacking him, which allowed another soldier to jab out. The herbalist died under a barrage of blows, mere fingerspans from the edge of the pit.
The clay soldiers that remained in the slushy, muddy pond had lost much of their cohesion and moved sluggishly, but they were still threats. Erin ducked under a swing from one. Hilda blocked another spear with her rolling pin.
“Veric! Behind you!” Ethys yelled out. The haberdasher spun and made a brief squeal as the spear thrust through his neck. Soldier and halfling went down beneath the water’s surface.
The flood of soldiers had become a trickle. Several slogged slowly towards them, but often the water took their legs and they fell face-down into the slurry. Other clay soldiers moved from the pit’s edge back in. Their numbers were manageable now, though whether the ongoing damage from the water would destroy them before they impaled the remaining villagers remained to be seen.
Two soldiers made it to either side of Hilda. As they pulled back their spears to attack, they slumped like melting candles.
“Keep going!” Umur urged them on, though he labored with his wound and fatigue. “To the back! To the throne! Keep them in the water!”
Panting, laboring, and terrified, the four Graymoor residents slogged their way to the far southwestern corner of the pit. Clay soldiers moved awkwardly towards them, stumbling, falling, and never rising as they went. Eight soldiers became six, then four, then two.
A mere handful of feet from the villagers, all huddled in a corner with weapons raised, the last soldier collapsed.
Without pausing, Erin pulled herself up and out of the muddy mess. Hilda followed, then turned to pull Ethys and Umur up.
“Careful,” the minstrel cautioned. “Now the generals might attack.”
At this alarming statement, the others leapt to a defensive formation, weapons ready.
But nothing moved. The warlord on his throne and generals assembled at his feet had been merely the catalysts to activate the clay army. The statues simply stood, fingers pointed accusingly at an empty doorway far across the cavernous room. That is, until the residents of Graymoor destroyed them with repeated blows to their clay bodies. Eventually, not even the giant warlord on the throne remained.
Only then did they relax, hands on muddy knees. Of the twelve who’d assembled around the portal beneath the stars, only four remained.
V.
“The moon is barren,” Erin Wywood sang with her mournful, strong voice, clutching the charm around her neck fervently, head bowed and eyes closed. Her companions, now only Ethys Haffoot, Hilda Breadon, and Umur Pearlhammer, surrounded her in silence. All of them were caked in dried mud and blood.
“The moon is old.
“The moon is knowing.
“The moon is cold.
“Its light a mirror,
“And moves our souls.” The minstrel opened her eyes as this last word lingered, and they were brimming with tears. She looked around at the bodies arrayed before their small gathering. They had worked together to drag them here, at the foot of the giant throne.
“Leda Astford. Bern Erswood. Veric Cayfield. May these souls find you in the heavens, Shul, God of the Moon, Dancer of the Half-light Path, Husband of the Three. May you also shepherd Giliam Haffoot,” at this Ethys choked a sob. “Gyles Teahill, Finasaer Doladris, Mythey Wyebury, and Egerth Mayhurst.”
The halfling snarled. “No! Not him. Let Egerth burn in an undying hell.”
Erin sighed and nodded sadly at Ethys, which seemed to mollify her. “May these souls find rest in your domain among the stars, and may you find good use for them in your celestial domain. May your light banish the Chaos in darkness and remind us of a brighter day. May it be so.”
“May it be so,” the others repeated.
Erin released the silver crescent moon in her grip. “Alright,” she said wearily. “Thank you all. Now, do we explore the door that Umur found behind the throne, or do we leave this place as best we can? There are only four of us now. It should be a group decision.”
The others cleared their throats and looked around the vast chamber. Shattered clay pieces and slabs of mud were everywhere, littering the throne, floor, and shallow water of the pit below them. Only hints at the vast army of soldiers remained; clay arms, hands, broken spears, and half-heads were scattered around the floor. In the pit was only brown, thick water and chunks of the ceiling above.
“You said you thought the door led to treasure, didn’t you Umur?” Hilda asked. She had dropped her rolling pin and held in both hands the glowing orb from atop the throne, big as a small watermelon and seemingly made of pure crystal. This close, the pulsating light was harsh and cast deep shadows on Hilda’s face and arms.
“It’s me best guess,” the dwarf sighed. “Whoever built this place would hide the vault behind the throne. But, mind, it could be trapped as well. The door was not easy to find.”
“I suspect it is trapped,” Ethys frowned. “Everythin’ in this cursed place is trapped, eh?”
“I agree,” Erin conceded. “We have jewels from this place we’ve salvaged, silver figurines, and a magical orb,” she nodded at Hilda. “Plus armor and spears better than anything we could forge in Graymoor. It’s enough, isn’t it?”
Hilda frowned, clearly the dissenter. She looked at the others in turn, then eventually puffed out her breath in a mighty heave.
“Alright, alright. We leave it. I’m sure you’re right that it’s trapped, and we’ve seen enough death to last our lifetimes. Imagine what this place could be hiding…” emotions warred on the baker’s face. “But okay. Alright. We leave it.”
Erin nodded. “And we do not explore the rooms on either side of the giant statue, either, not the one Councilwoman Leda and Bern opened, nor the one Egerth disappeared into. We are retracing our steps as best we can and getting out of here. Yes?”
“Okay, but how are we getting past that giant statue without getting burned alive?” Ethys asked, tamping the end of a black spear on the stone.
“I’ve been thinkin’ on it,” Umur said. “May have an idea there.”
The dwarf had strapped Councilwoman Leda’s ancestral longsword to his belt on the opposite hip from Mythey’s shortsword. He, Hilda, and Erin all wore the black-scaled mail from the spear-throwing statues. Ethys declined to peel the armor from Leda’s corpse, but she was happy to take Bern’s spear and have two of the weapons. Erin, meanwhile, had taken Veric’s iron scissors, not as a weapon or tool but as something to bury when they returned to Graymoor. They had all agreed that they couldn’t realistically bring the bodies of the other residents with them.
“Let’s go then,” Umur announced.
Slowly, painfully, the four companions made their way from the large throne around the pit and out the way they’d come. Hilda glanced back at the throne, where a door lay open behind it, and sighed heavily. Then she followed.
The pulsing orb banished the darkness in the long, wide room containing the miniature clay soldiers on its ledges. As they passed through it, Ethys wondered aloud.
“Who built this place, then? That guy from the statues… seems a wizard, yeah? But also a warlord. Where is he now, d’ya think?”
“I don’t suppose we’ll ever know,” sighed Erin. “Some knowledge is not meant for mortals.”
Hilda harrumphed at that, disagreeing but choosing not to say so explicitly.
“Quiet now,” Umur growled. “We don’ know if the room with the pool is still there, or what effect it’s had on those crystal people.”
They climbed the spiral staircase to the closed door at its top, which Umur opened hesitantly. The room was indeed still there, but no longer lit by shimmering gemstones beneath rippling water. Instead, Hilda’s orb showed that the long, rectangular pool had fallen away below, but the rest of the floor was intact. Stone walkways interspersed with tall, floor-to-ceiling pillars, allowed them to stay wide of the now-gaping hole where the pool had been.
The crystal figures remained unharmed, and they shambled their way towards the companions. Erin hoped they could bring the strange creatures with them to Graymoor, but once they moved towards the door to the giant statue, the crystalline humans edged away like frightened animals. They would not step closer than five strides from the exit, and nothing the companions tried could convince them otherwise.
“Do we force them, then?” Hilda asked.
“No,” Erin sighed. “I suppose we leave them here, in their home. Like everything else in this place, I have no idea if that’s the noble decision or not.”
“I’m still wonderin’ how we aren’t gonna be cooked by the statue,” Ethys muttered.
“Calm yerself, lass,” Umur grumped. He was wheezing in pain from his shoulder wound and a mosaic of smaller hurts. Mud caked his broad beard and armor. “I’ll go first. This is all based on it not cookin’ me when I first open the door. If it acts like it did when we first arrived, though, I’ll try me idea.”
The dwarf placed a bloodied, dirty hand on the latch and pulled. The door opened.
There was the enormous stone statue, dominating the square room. Its outstretched finger pointed directly at the doorway in which Umur stood.
After several heartbeats, the dwarf exhaled. “Alright, good. Let’s go then.”
Ethys hobbled in on her club foot and made her way to the burned lump that was once her brother. She sank to her knees, dropping the two black spears in her hands, and wept. Erin lay a hand on Umur’s uninjured shoulder.
“I’ll go be with her,” she said in a low voice. “What’s your plan, Master Pearlhammer?”
“I need to look at the base,” he said. “And I need one’a those spears.”
Erin nodded, leaving him to examine the base of the enormous statue. Hilda followed Umur, providing light with her glowing orb. Their footfalls and Ethys’ sobs were the only sounds in an otherwise silent space.
Without saying a word, Erin plucked the spear that was briefly Giliam Haffoot’s from the floor and brought it to Umur. Then she returned to Ethys and crouched down at her side. If the minstrel had prayers to her Moon God at the ready, she chose to reflect on them silently. Instead, she merely sat with the halfling while she cried and shuddered with grief.
A long while later, the light from Hilda’s strange orb grew closer. Umur stood at her side.
“I’ve done it, then,” the dwarf said, clearing his throat. “We can go now, or at least try.”
Ethys sniffled and nodded. As she rose stiffly, she hugged Erin tightly for several heartbeats. When she let go, Ethys looked up gratefully.
“Thank you,” she whispered. Erin nodded, a sad smile on her face. A memory flashed of Leda comforting Ethys immediately after her brother’s death, and a pang for all they had lost today ran through the young woman.
“So,” Ethys said shakily. “What’s the plan, then?”
Hilda answered for him. “He’s hammered one of the spears in the place where the statue rotates,” the baker said proudly, as if she’d done the work herself.
“Do you think it will keep it from turning?”
Umur shrugged, then winced in pain at the motion. “Hard to say. But it should at least give us time to leave. The exit is the opposite of where he’s pointin’, so even if it just slows the thing we can make it.”
They all wandered over to inspect the dwarf’s handiwork. Indeed, one of the black spears now jammed into the crease between the statue and its base. The stone around the shaft had been chipped away to give the spearhead better access to the mechanisms within.
“Are we sure we don’t want to explore the side doors, then?” Hilda asked, then blinked at the dark looks the other three immediately shot her. “Alright, alright. Let’s go home.”
They assembled around the southern door, with the statue’s broad back looming above them from the center of the room.
“When I place me hand on the door, crowd forward. I don’ know how much time I bought us.”
They all nodded.
“On one,” the dwarf rumbled. “Three. Two. Go!”
He threw the door open as the statue began to turn. A sound like a mallet striking a large iron rod echoed in the hall, then again, then a mighty CRACK! that set everyone’s teeth on edge. They pushed through the doorway and, Umur and Erin slammed it closed. Beyond the door they heard the telltale hiss of the flame from its fingertip. The door grew hot, and they all stepped away, panting.
None of the others had ever seen the dwarf whoop in joy, but he did so now. The relief of surviving the warlord’s death trap was palpable, and for a while they all hugged and cheered and, eventually, cried again.
“That’s it, then,” Hilda beamed, cradling her orb with both hands. “We can go home now.”
“If the portal’s still open, ya,” the dwarf chuckled.
At that statement they all grew immediately silent.
“What?” Ethys stammered. “Do you think it may have closed?”
“I… uh,” the dwarf said delicately, scrubbing at his beard with one hand. “It only opened with the star directly overhead, so I don’ know.”
“There is only one way to find out,” Erin said soberly. “And I believe it will be open. We’ve done all of this under Shul’s watchful gaze. It won’t have been for naught.”
The others clearly did not share the minstrel’s faith, but they hustled to the door facing them. Lining the wall behind were statues with arms cocked back, now armor-less and without weapons.
Umur did not pause for ceremony. As soon as he’d reached the door he unlatched and threw it open.
A long hallway greeted them, and at the corridor’s end was a blue-limned, shimmering doorway with night sky beyond.
The air felt cooler and crisper than they remembered. The villagers laughed and hugged again as they made their way outside, then grew more sober as they saw the bloody body of Little Gyles and the burned, stripped corpse of Mythey.
For her part, Erin Wywood looked up at the blue star, what Old Bert Teahill had called the Empty Star. It twinkled and gleamed overhead. Then her gaze shifted to the full moon, bathing the old stone mound with pale light. Indeed, for the first time she realized that the orb Hilda held was like its own miniature moon and would banish shadows wherever she brought it. In that moment, the full divinity of their harrowing, miraculous experience flooded her. She felt without a doubt the divine guidance of Shul steering her and her companions’ movements, from agreeing to join Leda’s expedition earlier in the day to now.
“Thank you,” she whispered to the sky. Then, with newfound appreciation, she looked to Umur, Hilda, and Ethys, all tear-streaked and inviting her to join them.
Under the light of the full moon and Hilda’s orb, Empty Star twinkling blue overhead, she did so.
VI.
a.
Hours later, long after the Empty Star had moved its way across the starry sky and the companions had limped home, the ravaged body of Egerth Mayhurst lay sprawled in a wide pool of dried blood across a stone floor.
The room itself was a rectangle, a fraction the size of the one outside its lone door, where the giant statue pointed its accusing finger. This room’s walls were adorned with seven shrouded alcoves around its perimeter. Next to each alcove hung a primitive funeral mask, each distinct but shaped and painted to look more simian than human. Within these seven darkened burial chambers, pristine weapons, shields, and scraps of armor lay alongside ancient skeletons. Such were the full contents of the room: Seven masks hanging outside of seven alcoves, each with a long-dead warrior within, and Egerth’s bloody corpse.
Even if the once-jeweler had discovered the weapons, it is unlikely they would have saved him from his grisly fate. Egerth’s murderers had been both swift and thorough. His blood-soaked clothes were ripped everywhere, revealing jagged claw marks on the flesh beneath. His chest yawned open, shards of bone reaching to the ceiling around a jagged hole where his heart had been. An arm lay near his torso, unattached by anything but a line of gore. One leg had nothing below the knee, and the other bent at an unnatural angle. Half of Egerth’s shrewd face was gone, including his bearded jaw, but the one remaining eye bulged in horror as it stared vacantly upwards at nothing.
Most conspicuously, seven trails of blood and tattered flesh spread out from the wide, crimson pool, each disappearing into one of the alcoves.
Egerth’s body lay like that, untouched and rotting, as the funeral masks stared down with simian patience.
It would be days until a broken finger twitched, and the corpse began to moan.
b.
Fire crackled and Umur Pearlhammer regarded it silently, unblinking. His dwelling differed from most Graymoor residences, with its stone construction, arched doorways, large entry hall, and sizeable hearth. To Umur, the house reminded him nostalgically of his youth spent below the earth. Never mind the cramped bedroom and kitchen, or the lack of windows that made it seem more cave than house. The space suited him.
It had been a week since Old Bert’s blasted portal, with its treasure and mysteries and death everywhere. Each day since, late in the afternoon, he’d gruffly fled the constant chatter, the mourning and marveling, the requests to tell the “story of that night” for the hundredth time. Insistently alone, he would quest about the Graymoor outskirts for dry wood. By nightfall he would begin the fire, larger and hotter than necessary for the season. Then Umur would spend the long, dark hours watching the flames in contemplation, orange light dancing across his grim, sweating face.
Arrayed across the floor between the hearth and his feet were several items that he had not touched in a week. A full suit of ebon mail lay in pieces, its scales matte and unlike anything he’d seen forged below ground or above. The helmet looked to Umur like the top half of a charred demon’s skull, a single piece of black metal with horns curving from either side and a fluted nose guard. Scattered amidst the armor were jewels, gleaming white in the firelight. And there, nearest Umur’s touch, the cruciform hilt and pommel of the Astford family’s ancestral sword, the blade sheathed in a worn, leather-strapped scabbard. Leda had no living family to whom he could return the weapon. It was his now, everyone insisted, like the other items splayed out before him.
Anyone looking at the white-haired, gnarled dwarf would conclude that he was grieving the councilwoman and all the others in his own way. No doubt that’s what his neighbors believed, and why they gave him unmolested privacy each night and greeted him so tenderly the next morning when he emerged from his stony refuge.
They could not know that in truth a war was being waged within Umur Pealhammer’s heart. On one side of the war were awful memories, memories of chopping the softened heads from clay warriors in desperation, of friends’ death rattles as they choked on their own blood, of the ripe smell of fear all around him, and of the sharp pain as a black spear protruded from his shoulder. These memories, all recent, mixed with older ones, of men with the heads of beasts dying on the ends of dwarven halberds, of cleaving a tentacle the color of a bruise with his axe as it squeezed the breath from him, and of the awful, keening screams of his family as they burned from magical fire.
Warring with these memories within Umur’s heart were visions, and the unrelenting pull of his calloused hand towards the hilt of Leda’s sword. He saw himself caked in iron and gore as he drove Leda’s blade through the last, vanquished beast man. He heard his own voice, raw with passion, singing a dwarven battle hymn as he mowed the forces of Chaos down before a castle wall. He smelled gold and ale in staggering amounts as his allies deafened him with their cheers. And the vision he returned to again and again, like a thread weaving together the tapestry, was of returning to Arenor, the Republic of the Sapphire Throne, to restore his family’s name.
So it raged, the war between traumatic, painful memories of what had been, and bold, glorious visions of what could be. Umur had thought the war over, that he had long settled on his path. He had been content, in a way, hadn’t he? And then came that blasted portal, stirring every dream he’d thought forgotten. Blast Old Bert and blast himself for joining Leda’s flight of fancy. Surely he was too old now to wield a sword, wasn’t he? Except that he’d survived the portal, and the others credited him for his clear head and leadership, saying that he was a key reason any of them had lived. Perhaps, then, he wasn’t too old for those visions to become real. Perhaps.
Umur watched the flames dance in his eyes. His face was as impassive as stone, his eyes unwavering.
It was his hand that betrayed him, clenching and unclenching, eventually reaching for the sword.
c.
By dawn’s light, Ethys Haffoot walked to the small, rickety plank that Graymoor called a dock. Her right foot curved like a crescent moon and caused her to swing her hip, a distinct and uneven gait characteristic of her entire family. Not that Ethys had any family left, really. She sighed at the thought.
Her little skiff sat gently bobbing in the Teawood River, empty. In days gone by, her brother Giliam would already be there, tying down their gear to the flat bottom, making as much room as possible for the crates of tea leaves that they’d pick up from Teatown far upriver. She knew well that everyone considered Ethys the brains of their hauling business, but Giliam had been the heart of it, always awake before the sun and working until he collapsed at night. The vivid image of her brother’s face, covered in sweat and smiling, caused her to stagger and stop a moment. For the thousandth time in the past month, an unexpected sob tore at her throat and vanished as quickly as it had arrived. She wiped her eye of the single tear that gathered there.
“I– I can’t do this,” she growled to herself. “Dammit all but I can’t.”
Thanks to the portal beneath the Empty Star, Ethys did not need the coins from hauling tea. Her handful of glowing jewels would get her anything the village could offer, never mind the goodwill of grateful and pitying neighbors who were all too eager to provide her free food, drink, and shelter, the only price another story from that fateful night.
Even if she’d wanted to continue her excursions, though, she could not have done the job alone. She needed Giliam, or someone else who could provide little enough statue to fit in the small craft, tireless labor, and good humor. Ethys could almost—almost—imagine posting something in Teatown and finding a halfling who might have interest in experiencing the human world downriver. Every time she thought of it, though, a deep wave of fatigue filled her body, sometimes so strong that she would yawn and find a place to nap. No, there was no joy in continuing the life she had led here. Her normal life had died with Giliam, by fire from the outstretched finger of an alien warlord.
What, then, was her life? She couldn’t stay in Graymoor, but the thought of returning to Teatown to live out the small life it offered, with halflings who’d never been beyond the town’s borders, made her want to scream. Neither place held her future, whatever new life lay beyond Giliam’s death.
Ethys wiped away a second tear and straightened the bandana on her brow. For perhaps the twentieth time since returning to Graymoor, she had approached her skiff and failed to make it aboard. Yet this time, at least, she had made a decision. No more hauling for her. She would find someone to buy the boat, or perhaps even give it away. Then she would set about leaving Graymoor, to where she did not yet know. Perhaps Umur could teach her to competently use a blade before she left. Yes.
Nodding once, she turned her back on Graymoor’s dock. With a small spark of intention sitting atop the dry kindling of despair, she sought out the dwarf’s stone home.
d.
Erin Wywood looked up, annoyance on her young, freckled face, when someone knocked at the door.
“Granddaughter?” a muffled voice carried from beyond the door. “Your parents have called me to speak with you, child. They are… concerned.”
Erin blew a curl of hair from her face and stood, groaning. How long had she been crouched there? Her back and legs protested that it had been far too long. She blinked and looked out of her small window. Was it night already? Erin rubbed at her eyes and stretched before opening the bedroom door a crack.
There was Councilman Wywood, grampa, looking down on her with a furious scowl. He no longer had hair atop his head, but the sides were white and long and stuck out everywhere. His white eyebrows were similarly untamed and exaggerated his disapproving stare.
“What are you doing in there?” he scoffed, clear that no good answer was possible.
Erin returned the look, unblinking. “Praying,” she said simply, and moved to close the door.
“Now listen here!” he protested. “You cannot spend every hour in your room, child! You’ve had a fright, we all understand, but it’s done. Now is the time to be with family.”
She shut the door firmly. “It’s been over a month!” he shouted, muffled, through the wood. “And why is there paint on your face!? Erin? Erin!”
Fingers slid the lock shut as he continued to sputter beyond. Unperturbed, she returned to her work.
Spread out across the floor were segments of armor—cloth garments with many small, individual scales laced together to look like a fish or reptile—plus paint pots, water, rags, and brushes. Most of the armor was the same white as the paint and brushes, but a few pieces were an ominous, matte black. Erin sat cross-legged and selected one of these ebony items, a pauldron meant to cover a warrior’s shoulder.
Deftly, she snatched a brush lying on a cloth rag and dipped it into the paint pot near her knee. Beyond her door, she could dimly hear grampa yelling at her parents.
“The moon is barren,” she hummed in a low, clear voice. “The moon is old.” Unerringly, the brush moved across the armor, turning it white.
Erin did not realize that it was fully dark in her room now, and her eyes shone with a pale, luminous glow as she worked.
e.
Hilda closed the shutters of her home with practiced ease. She’d already given her unbought items to Redor from the Beggar’s Alehouse, cleaned her kitchen, and prepped ingredients for tomorrow. Thanks to farmer Beeford, she still had an abundance of peaches, so tomorrow she’d decided to bake peach cobblers in addition to her usual items. Hilda knew several people who would be delighted.
She wiped her hands on her stained apron before removing it. Hilda wrinkled her nose. There was washing to do, but not tonight. She’d do it tomorrow. Tossing the apron aside, she turned to her bedroom with anticipation in her tired eyes.
Without cleaning face or hands from the day, Hilda removed her clothes and donned her nightgown. Everything she’d done today had been rote, like an ox pulling its cart. She baked her wares, smiled when it was required, made small talk with her neighbors and patrons, and performed her necessary chores. To anyone paying close attention, however, the shadows beneath her eyes had grown darker each day, a yawn always barely contained behind her lips. She’d lost weight, too, giving more unsold items to the Alehouse and rarely eating them. If anyone had noticed, none had brought it to her attention. They must have thought she was still recovering from her ordeal from the night in the portal. They could not be more mistaken.
Hilda sat cross-legged on her bed and carefully uncovered the item beneath her blankets. Shimmering light filled the room. There, in the center of her mattress, sat a crystal orb the size of a small watermelon, its pale light casting dancing shadows around the room. Her eyes sparkled at seeing it, the smile on her face genuine and wide for the first time today.
“Hello,” she whispered, caressing the orb lovingly. “Will you visit me tonight, then?”
She did not know how long she stared at its depths, yearning and wishing it to change. It had been days since the last visitation. And ho! Was that a flicker of blue amidst the white tonight? Hilda rubbed her eyes and then the orb, looking again. Yes, most assuredly a small square of blue, and growing. Her smile widened.
With an almost sensual sigh, Hilda waited. Soon the orb’s light was a pale blue, like the portal beneath the Empty Star into which she and the others had entered. Embracing the sensation, she felt herself pulled into a great vastness within the small sphere, beyond anything her mind could grasp. Hilda Breadon had never left the outskirts of the village of Graymoor, never considered that her home sat on a continent of land, surrounded by vast oceans upon a wider world. How, then, could she hope to comprehend an entire universe, full of countless planets living and dead, floating within a sea of stars and empty void? Her utter insignificance, her soul infinitely less meaningful than a mote of dust landing upon the Teawood River… Hilda had no words nor frame of reference as she lost herself to the orb’s cosmic scope. But lose herself she did, for hours on end, until the dead of night. Something unlocked within Hilda on these nights, though she could not explain to herself how or what.
Hilda stared vacantly at the blue orb, all sense of individuality gone, as she had done a handful of nights in the past two months. Then something new happened. A figure moved into view. It was a man, it seemed, slender and without a single hair upon his head. The man’s body was not so much black as the absence of anything, like a shadow, but less. Hilda would have started or jumped had she not been so utterly lost in the vastness of the blue orb. Instead, the man spent long moments considering her, cocking his head from one side to the next, as Hilda sat on her bed, staring, drooling, moaning, and expelling her bowels without care.
Then he spoke, and Hilda Breadon’s unprepared mind shattered into fragments as numerous as stars in the sky.
Erin Wywood adjusted the strap on the backpack and allowed herself one glance back at her family’s darkened home. Her brown hair was tied back in a simple ponytail, exposing her pale, freckled face. Erin bit her lip absently, wondering if the note she’d left her parents would be sufficient. With a prayer to her god and a touch to the silver crescent moon hanging at her neck, she decided it would have to be.
Turning, eyes set forward, she picked her way through the sleeping village. Erin made for a ghostly figure in the darkness, dressed in scaled armor painted meticulously, painstakingly in white. Nightbirds, insects, and the crunching of her boots were her journey’s only sounds.
The late-summer sky had turned the same light gray as her eyes by the time she’d reached the outskirts of Graymoor. Waiting for her, leaning against a tree, was a halfling in leathers and flouncy blouse, a tricorn cap atop her head, with a sheathed sword hanging at her hip, another hilt peeking over one shoulder.
“Ethys,” Erin nodded. “I apologize for being late.”
The halfling smiled. “You’re right on time. But please, Erin, I’m leaving that name behind today. Ethys died with Giliam. Just call me Haffoot.”
If the armored young woman had an opinion or retort, she held it back. Instead, she said simply. “Are you ready, then?”
“Yes, but I have a surprise for you,” she grinned, and with that, Haffoot pushed off from the tree and stepped aside.
Another figure moved out from the woods, clad in nearly identical scaled armor as Erin. His had been modified to fit the short, squat frame of a dwarf, and where Erin’s was a brilliant white, Umur Pearlhammer’s was a matte, ominous black. A horned helmet hung from one hip, a sheathed sword from the other.
“Mornin’ lass,” the dwarf rumbled, scratching at his full beard. “I’ve, been trainin’ ah… Haffoot here and got wind of yer plans. Thought you could use another sword. Hope you don’t mind.”
Erin blinked. “You’d leave your life here, Master Pearlhammer? For places unknown?”
“I’ve been in Graymoor as long as anyone can remember,” Umur shrugged. “Think it’s about time I do somethin’ else. Besides, I’m tired of tellin’ the story of that Spring night over and over.”
A half-grin touched the woman in white’s mouth and a finger strayed the pendant at her neck. “On that we agree. In truth, I’d welcome your sword, and your company.”
Haffoot yelped and did a little dance. “Yes! The three heroes of Graymoor!”
“There were four of us, if I recall,” a voice said from the shadows, and the darkness coalesced into a robed, hooded shape. The others startled, hands moving to weapons.
“H-Hilda?” Haffoot gasped. “Is that you?”
The woman before them bore little resemblance to the baker from their memories. She had lost a good deal of weight, for one. Gone were the simple, flour-stained clothes, replaced by a dark blue cloak over a gray robe and belt laden with pouches. When they had entered the portal that night, Hilda had brought her rolling pin as a weapon. Now she held a sturdy walking staff topped by a wooden sphere carved with symbols.
“By the gods, lass!” Umur sputtered. “No one has seen you in months! They say you went mad in yer home.”
“They would,” Hilda scoffed. “I know you each came calling during that time, though I did not answer my door. For that I thank you.”
“What are you doin’ here?” Haffoot stammered.
“Coming with you, of course. There were four survivors that night, and all of us forever transformed by our time beneath the Empty Star. Where you go, so I follow. Graymoor holds nothing for me.”
“But– but how did you–?”
Hilda waved a hand dismissively. “I simply knew. So. Will you have a hermit of a baker? I brought pastries.” Her mouth, visible beneath the hood, grinned wryly.
“I say yes,” Erin stated decisively. “It is the completion of a full circle, us being together once more. A good omen from Shul for our travels.”
The halfling shrugged, grinning. “As long as I’m away from here and seeing the world. A week ago, I thought I’d be travelin’ alone. This is better. And pastries!”
The three turned to the dwarf.
“I’m happy for the company, Hilda, and ye were always a friend,” Umur said hesitantly. “But can ye defend yerself? We’re headed to the Trollteeth, and the way will be treacherous. This won’t be easy.”
Hilda laughed, though the sound held no joy. “I emerged from the portal untouched, which cannot be said for you, if I recall. But I hear your warning, Master Pearlhammer, and don’t worry. Despite the rumors, I haven’t been sitting idly, going mad in my home. I think you’ll find that I am more than capable of defending myself. You as well, if the need arises.”
The way she said it made the others pause for one quizzical, uncomfortable moment. It was Haffoot who broke the silence.
“It’s settled then. I’m happy to have you all here on my wanderin’. Let’s head to the mountains and away from here before anyone wakes and sees us, yeah? Imagine the stir all four of us being gone will cause! The tales they’ll tell!” She laughed, and then clapped two hands over her giggling smile.
They headed east, through the wooded moors beyond the old stone mound and away from the Teawood River. It was slow going, through marshy ground and tangles of low-hanging, dense forest, though the weather was mild and pleasant for late summer. The four spoke little beyond helping one another navigate the way through the wild country, but it was a companionable silence, each focused on the effort of moving ahead.
It wasn’t until late in the afternoon–sitting in a small glade upon a fallen log and munching gratefully on Hilda’s pastries and fruit from Haffoot–that the question of their destination arose for the first time.
“Why the Trolltooth Mountains, then?” Hilda asked, her face still mysteriously hooded.
Haffoot shrugged and answered around a mouthful of apple. “There’s a stretch on the Teawood when, on a clear day, you can see ‘em in the distance. For years I went back and forth on the skiff, passin’ that place. The mountains became a, I don’t know, dream, I guess? Giliam and I used to talk of it as a place we’d go someday. When I decided to leave Graymoor and give up tea-haulin’, well… it seemed like where I’d start.”
“I was born in the Trollteeth, deep beneath the mountains,” Umur said, swallowing his food. The rest of them gaped, and he chuckled at their reaction. “Ya, I haven’t spoken of it, and I’ve not been back in a long, long while. But if we make it that far, I’ll introduce you to Arenor. It’s a grand city, at least in my memory.”
“That sounds amazing,” Haffoot smiled widely. “What’s between here and there, then?”
Umur grunted. “Mostly this. Forest, rivers, moors, then foothills. But there are human villages and towns, too.”
Erin hummed, thinking. “My grampa has talked about a village named Hirot, a few days from Graymoor towards the mountains and along another river. Perhaps we can find it.”
“For a bed and warm meal, t’would be worth a search,” Umur agreed. “You’ll see tonight that sleeping in a marsh leaves little to recommend it.”
As last time, it takes me a bit of story to get to dice-rolling, but dice-rolling has arrived! Of the many things that Jon, the creator of Tale of the Manticore, does in his stories that I’ve adopted in my games (both in groups and solo) is rolling a d6 for random encounters. On the roll of a “1” there is an encounter.
Erin’s grandfather Councilman Wywood is correct that Hirot is only 3 days’ journey from Graymoor, but that’s if you know where you’re going. I’ll say it takes them 4 days total, so that’s 4 random encounter rolls: I roll a 2, 5, 4, 4. Which means there’s no need for making up an encounter table, and thankfully all four characters will definitely survive to start the adventure. That’s a relief.
The ensuing days of travel passed as a mosaic of shallow bogs, tangled brush, clouds of insects, and moss-covered trees. It was clear why Graymoor had no contact with the villages to its east, Hirot or otherwise. The group encountered no footpaths or roads, and it was only glimpses of the Trolltooth peaks through the canopy that kept them moving in hopeless circles. As Umur warned, they all slept poorly, thanks to the wet, soft ground, biting pests, and especially the eerie, unfamiliar night sounds.
Despite the hardships, the four of them discovered that they were compatible travel companions. Haffoot remained positive and upbeat, seemingly happy to be anywhere as long as it was unusual and unfamiliar. Umur, despite so many decades in Graymoor, proved to be a competent survivalist and guide. Erin grated on everyone with her constant prayers and earnest lack of joy, yet her singing voice was a balm to weary minds, and she seemed determined to work harder than the other three combined no matter what obstacle confronted them.
Finally, Hilda remained an enigma, but not an unpleasant one. She complained not at all, and indeed her stamina rivaled them all. Like Haffoot, she seemed to be content wherever they found themselves, and sporadically surprised them with her gentle kindness and generosity. If the others had a complaint, it was that Hilda revealed little of her thoughts even in evening downtime, and always she kept her hood drawn and face shrouded. When asked about the hood directly, she deflected with a mysterious grin.
After three days, they reached a river, which they surmised was where the village Hirot lay, either upriver or down. Umur directed them downriver for nearly half a day before declaring it the wrong direction, and so they backtracked. Even this waste of a day seemed to only amuse Haffoot, and both Erin and Hilda bore the distance stoically.
Such it was that, late in the afternoon on their fourth day, they began to discover worn footpaths and signs of civilization. A simple dock like the one in Graymoor sat unoccupied except for a single raft, around it a collection of oars and wooden buckets. The forest had been cleared on their side of the riverbank, and as the group rounded a bend they saw, in the distance, a tall wall made of sturdy tree trunks, sharpened at their tops. Smoke from several chimneys rose from beyond the wall, as did a low hill with a large manor atop it. Ravens circled overhead in lazy circles.
Village sounds drifted to them in the heavy summer air: the clink of hammers, a sharp whinny of a horse, and human voices calling out indecipherably.
“There we go,” Umur smiled, stroking his beard. “I do believe we’ve found Hirot.”
Before they were halfway to the large gate, the heavy, wooden doors swung open before them. The companions stopped and watched as a line of human villagers emerged, dour-faced and bearing a variety of wood axes, knives, staves, and pitchforks. Immediately following the line were five armored men and women astride horses, the last of which was a giant of a man in a fur cloak despite the season. Neither the villagers nor horses were in a hurry; it seemed they almost walked against their will, an invisible rope compelling them forward despite half-hearted resistance.
As they approached, one of the armored men, a patch over one eye, called to his party and pointed at the group from Graymoor. The villagers gripped their shoddy weapons fearfully and stepped back in a disorganized cluster, while those on horseback trotted forward.
The bear of a man from the back rode to the front. He was in his later years, bald atop his head with gray strings dangling over his ears and neck. Scars crisscrossed the slab of his face above a bushy gray beard. Hands as big as hams, calloused and scarred, pulled on his reigns to stop. This close, the furred cloak over his worn armor was clearly a wolf pelt, its head adorning one shoulder. The man’s horse whickered and danced as he towered over them, looking down imperiously. His four armored companions flared out to either side, creating a semi-circle around Umur and the others.
“Who are you?” the man said a deep, gravely voice. “What business have you here?”
“Is this Hirot?” Erin said, straightening.
“It is,” the man growled. “And I am its Jarl. Now answer my questions.”
“We’re travelers,” Umur said, holding both hands up in a sign of peace. “Simply lookin’ for a warm bed to stay the night and chance to restock food supplies. Then we’d be on our way.”
“Travelers?” the Jarl scoffed. “Here? Begone, dwarf. We have no need for whatever trouble you bring.”
“You’d deny travelers hospitality?” Erin gasped.
“I’d deny armed troublemakers in my town,” he snarled back. “Now out of the way. We have grave business before us.” He jerked his head, and he and the other horse riders wheeled around, returning to the line of nervous villagers.
Erin, Umur, and the others stepped aside to give a wide berth to the procession. The villagers trudged past them, glancing anxiously at the Graymoor group but mostly keeping their eyes down. They appeared bedraggled and worn, some underfed and all despairing. Only as they passed was it clear that the group carried a red-haired young woman, gagged and bound with thick rope. When the woman saw the outsiders, she squirmed and thrashed, yelling incoherently through her gag. Two peasants moved to help those holding her, while an older man shushed and pat her, openly weeping.
“What is the meaning of this?” Erin demanded of the closest figure on horseback, a hardened woman of middle years with a strong jaw and corded muscle.
“Don’t you mind,” she shook her head, warning. “Just leave it be.”
“You see,” the Jarl bellowed as he passed. “We have enough trouble in Hirot. We do not need yours.”
The procession did not proceed to the river, but instead followed a cleared path through the woods parallel and away from the walled village. The Jarl and his lieutenants peered suspiciously at the Graymoor companions with every clop of their horse’s hooves, radiating an aura of promised violence. Umur, for his part, scowled and stared with crossed arms over his broad chest. Erin said a fervent prayer, clutching at her pale crescent pendant. Hilda simply held her staff unmoving, face hidden behind her hood.
“What do we do?” Haffoot said, wringing her hands. “We can’t let them do… Whatever it is they’re doin’ to that girl. Can we?”
“Of course not,” Erin said. “Chaos is afoot. It is good that Shul led us here to deal with it under his watchful gaze.”
“We’ll follow,” Umur agreed. “But not be seen, ya? We don’ know yet what’s happenin’.”
“Yes. Let them go. I will seek Shul’s guidance.”
Haffoot danced anxiously, watching the group of Hirot slowly, arduously disappear beyond a bend. The Jarl’s lieutenant with the eye patch lingered in the back of the procession and turned in his saddle to spy the Graymoor group until his group was fully out of sight. Then he too was gone.
“It is good we are in a clearing, with an unencumbered view,” Erin announced in the uncomfortable silence that followed. Without preamble, she sat cross-legged in the soft earth. “It would be better were it night, but here we are. Now, please, quiet.”
The other three looked to each other quizzically as the white-armored woman began to hum, her gaze skyward.
It’s time for Erin to attempt casting her spell Second Sight, which allows her to augur the future. Normally, a 1st-level cleric would gain a +1 to spellcasting, but Erin’s crappy Personality removes this bonus. As a result, she will just make a straight d20 roll, looking for a 12 or better. If she rolls a natural 1, she will gain Shul’s disapproval (which would be, as it sounds, bad).
Here’s the roll: 14! Excellent. The spell table provides this description of the outcome: “The cleric has a hint of possible outcomes. She must spend the following round concentrating on a choice that must be made in the next 30 minutes. For example, she may be deciding which direction to turn in a dungeon or whether to enter a room. The cleric gets a sense of whether the action will be to her benefit or harm. There is a 75% chance that the sense the cleric receives is accurate.”
I rolled a 99, unfortunately, on Erin’s sense being accurate, so I interpret that as she will have the wrong sense about the outcome, though the correct sense of the best short-term action.
Haffoot gasped as Erin’s open, unblinking eyes began to glow white, visible even in the afternoon sunlight. It was, they would all agree later, like a full moon shone from behind her gaze. At the same time, the white-armored woman’s hum increased to a haunting, enigmatic melody that none would be able to describe or repeat.
After less than a minute, Erin blinked repeatedly. When she’d gained her bearings, the glow from her eyes was gone. Hilda helped her stand, and Erin thanked her with a grateful nod.
“We should not interfere with the Jarl,” she proclaimed. “Until after he’s gone. Then it will be safe.”
“I coulda told you not to interfere,” Umur grumbled. “I don’ relish fightin’ armored men on horseback, and make no doubt they would draw swords if we tried anythin’.”
“But that was plumb amazin’, Erin!” Haffoot clapped. “You truly do have a connection with Shul, yeah?”
“Of course,” the woman said, somewhat defensively. “I am an acolyte to my god, his vessel and weapon.”
“Well, it’s somethin’ to watch, that’s for sure,” Haffoot smiled. “C’mon. Let’s go.”
They moved into the forest, walking always with the path in sight. It was slow going as they aimed to move quietly, and every crash of bramble made them collectively wince.
Thankfully, the procession from Hirot had not traveled far. To the east from the walled village, atop a clearing on a low headland, were large stones set in a squat block. It reminded the four of them of the old stone mound near Graymoor, yet whereas those boulders were eerily untouched by the nature around them, these standing stones were draped in moss. There were fewer stones as well, only four rounded, verdant boulders leaning against one another.
In the clearing, around the stones, Hirot villagers and warriors atop horseback watched as several men wrestled with the bound woman and attempted to secure her with thick rope to the stones.
Can our party approach the scene without being seen or heard? I would normally give them a +2 check for being in the cover of the forest, but the Jarl and his thegns are paranoid and would no doubt be on the lookout for the outsiders disturbing them. I’ll negate the bonus, then, and just make it a straight Agility roll, using the lowest modifier (which is +0) against a DC 10, which is an “average deed” for an adventurer.
The roll is 16! They’ve been crawling through the underbrush for days and are used to it, so they’re able to stay remarkably quiet now.
“Are they goin’ to kill her, then?” Haffoot whispered, crouching low with the others. “Like a sacrifice or somethin’?”
“If they attempt it, we will stop them,” Erin whispered back with conviction, and one hand gripped the dagger’s hilt at her side.
“Hush now,” Umur cautioned.
The Jarl, grim-faced, watched as the men managed to attach the rope at the young woman’s wrists overhead to the central standing stone. He said something in his low, gruff voice, but it was difficult to hear from distance. As they loosened her gag, however, the woman’s response carried clearly to them through the early evening air.
“Please! Don’t leave me! Father, father!”
The weeping man who had been shushing her before fell to his knees, face buried in hands and sobbing uncontrollably. Several villagers pulled him to stand, muttering words fervently to him. The Jarl allowed the scene to continue for several heartbeats, but eventually barked a command. The horses and their riders turned to retrace their way back to Hirot. Reluctantly, many crying and pulling the girl’s father with them, the villagers followed.
The Graymoor companions waited a long while to make sure the Jarl and his procession had left. It was dusk when they padded out of the brush and towards the mossy boulders. As they did so, they saw that the central stone had holes bored into it, through which the woman’s rope had been threaded. The woman herself had collapsed against her crude shackles, sniffling and eyes closed. When she heard the snap of a twig underfoot, her eyes flew wide and terrified, heading swiveling everywhere. Then she saw the companions and whispered urgently.
“Please! Please help me!”
“Ay, lass, be still. We’ll get ye down,” Umur said reassuringly. He drew the longsword from his hip in one fluid motion and, with a single chop, severed the rope above the woman’s wrists. She collapsed to the ground, immediately pulling at the ropes around her ankles.
“Hold,” Erin said imperiously. She had drawn the crescent-shaped blade from its scabbard and leveled it at the girl. “What madness is this? What crime have you committed that your own father brings you here? Explain.”
“C-crime? What?” the woman stammered, her tear-streaked face wide-eyed and swiveling amongst the four of them. “I’m not being punished! My family drew the lot. I’m to be sacrificed!”
“To what?” Haffoot cocked her head.
“Please,” she gasped. “I’ll explain everything, but we must get away. It’s already dusk, so it will be here soon. Please hurry!”
“Let’s return to the forest,” Hilda offered calmly. “And see what arrives.”
Haffoot and Hilda led the way back to the brush. Erin followed, pulling the girl, stumbling, with her. Umur secured the shield to his arm, then backed away with sword raised.
Moments after they had returned to the woods, the creature arrived.
Here we goooo! My surviving Portal characters have leveled up (links above) and so it is time for their first story as true adventurers. Which also means that it’s time for me to play the full breadth of Dungeon Crawl Classics’ excellent rules. I’m super excited, which you can probably tell by the frequency with which these posts have been coming. Don’t expect this same pace forever, but for now I’m still, shall we say, gung-ho about this project.
Before I jump into the narrative, though, there are a number of topics I want to cover, namely: a) why I chose Doom of the Savage Kings as my Level-1 adventure, b) a modification to the leveling and experience system from the core rulebook that I’m using for my solo-play stories, and c) my addition of Level 0 retainers to the party to serve as backup characters (and possible fodder), and finally d) when and where this adventure will take place relative to The Portal Under the Stars, and one veeerrrrrry significant event that will have occurred between stories.
Doom of the Savage Kings
One of the joys of discovering DCC a dozen years after its original release is that there are literally hundreds of published adventures, plus a metric ton of supplemental materials (some of which I’ve linked to in the character level-up posts). I admit that choosing a single module as my jumping off point was difficult.
Eventually, I decided on either The People of the Pit or Doom of the Savage Kings. Why these two? Primarily because both are in the Tome of Adventure, Volume 1, a collection of the first seven adventures published for DCC by Goodman Games that I own. I admit that I don’t really understand their numbering conventions… Why is Doom #66.5? But whatever. They are written by two of DCC’s most revered progenitors, Joseph Goodman and Harley Stroh, respectively, so I felt like I would be in good hands with either. I sat down to read both in their entirety to decide.
Not surprisingly, both are great and sound epic. I chose Doom for two reasons. First, it was easier to envision the group of 4 PCs (plus retainers!) moving into the events of Doom over People given that I wanted the PCs to leave Graymoor behind. Second, The People of the Pit seems… complex, and I read some forum posts that suggested that a Judge would need to modify it, possibly heavily, before running it successfully. Given that I’ll be struggling through the full complement of rules for the first time, I thought it wise to stick to something simpler. Which is not to say that Doom is a simple, linear module. Quite the contrary; Doom of the Savage Kings is a sandbox with a lot of options for the PCs to explore.
Experience and Leveling
Something that bothers me about every level-based TTRPG is the idea that PCs can make a sudden jump in abilities with a snap of the fingers. Wizards learn new spells, Warriors become significantly tougher and learn new moves, Thieves understand more complex locks, all in an instant, usually the second that a random monster dies. It breaks all immersion for me. In my mind, new abilities should be earned by taking the experience of the adventure and applying it to dedicated training or some other event. My fiction blurbs for each level-up post demonstrate the sort of story that makes sense to me.
Leveling up in Dungeon Crawl Classics is based on experience points (XP), calculated from encounters that the party survives. Moreover, each level requires subsequently more XP, so the gap between leveling up gets longer. The system is straightforward, and I haven’t heard a single DCC player complain about it. On one hand, then, I feel squeamish about fiddling with the standard leveling system before I’ve even tried it. On the other hand, I’ve played a ton of games using similar systems and it’s my solo game, so screw it… I’m fiddling.
One of the many, many things that charms me about DCC is the adventure design. Gone are long, epic campaigns in massive, published tomes. Almost every adventure in DCC is self-contained and around 30 pages or less (sometimes half as much), including backmatter, maps, items, and monsters. It is incumbent upon the Judge and players to weave these adventures together into a larger narrative, exploring individual quests and emergent threads as they come. There is a good video by Matthew Colville describing why I prefer this approach.
Since I started playing Pathfinder 2E, I’ve become a fan of milestone leveling over XP-based leveling. It doesn’t solve the “Voila! You now have a bunch of new powers!” issue, but it at least allows for characters reaching levels at good story points versus immediately after, say, killing the fourth giant centipede in a tunnel. The primary downsides of milestone leveling are a) the absence of rewards for players who take side quests or who want to fully explore the setting, and b) a potential for uneven progression from level to level if a party takes a shortcut (or doesn’t). I’ve been lucky to GM and play in groups who fully embrace roleplaying and character development, and all have leaned heavily towards a milestone system without these downsides getting in the way.
Combining ideas from those previous two paragraphs, the system I want to try is leveling based on adventure completion. It was the core rulebook that first planted this idea in my head, because it says, “As an optional rule, consider allowing any 0-level characters that survive their first adventure to automatically advance to 1st-level and 10 XP.” I’m planning to stick to published adventures for this first DCC foray, and since all of them are relatively consistent on length, they provide their own story milestones. Moreover, there is built-in downtime between modules so that I don’t have to make up some goofy reason why they gain new abilities. The idea I’m considering is one published adventure to reach Level 2, two to reach Level 3, and possibly three or more for higher levels. Knowing my own proclivities, I suspect that I’ll have individual quests and narratives for each PC between adventures, and these will be included in the level-up process somehow.
Just in case, I’m going to track XP in the background as I play to see how well my system matches the published advancement table. If I’m wildly off in either direction, I’ll adjust.
Level-0 Retainers
Something that surprised and concerned me when reading possible Level-1 adventures for my party was that every single one of them suggested more than four PCs. Indeed, Doom of the Savage Kings states “this adventure is designed for 6 to 12 1st-level characters.” Yikes. Once again, I wish that I’d included more peasants in Portal.
Thankfully, DCC comes built with the idea of retainers or henchmen, extra characters traveling with the PCs with the promise of steady pay and a share of the treasure. It hadn’t really bothered me that most games treat adventuring parties as the full group of travelers until I considered retainers. Now I’m slightly incredulous at the idea that four lone villagers would consider moving from dangerous locale to dangerous locale with no help and no hangers-ons. Of course people would join the PCs, either hired or because of the party’s growing celebrity.
I’m going to hopefully learn from my Portal mistake and not skimp on the Level-0 characters joining the party. I’ll make 8 total peasants, and these will both provide the PCs some extra help during Doom and possible Level-1 back-up characters if Umur, Ethys, Erin, or Hilda die. Unlike Portal, I’m not going to work too hard to flesh out all 8 of them in the narrative. Instead, they will be very much in the background unless called upon to be more. In addition, they will not be from Graymoor, but instead from the village of Doom of the Savage Kings’ setting: Hirot.
Anthol Dawol. Most Hirot villagers ignore Anthol or forget that he exists, as his profession is not a proud one. But the man is tough as nails and (though it’s hard to tell) cares deeply for the village and its residents, willing to fight monsters to combat what plagues his home.
Anthol Dawol. Level 0 Gongfarmer. STR 11, AGL 9, STA 15, PER 9, INT 11, LCK 9. Init +0; Atk trowel (as dagger) +0 melee (1d4); AC 10; HP 5; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +1, Ref +0, Will +0; LNG Common; AL Lawful; Equipment: oil (flask), sack of night soil, 22cp.
Avel Wayton. When Avel took over the successful moneylending business of her deceased grandfather in Hirot, she became one of the wealthiest individuals in town. She is distressed at the current state of the village’s economy and sees the potential for great profit if the PCs succeed.
Avel Wayton. Level 0 Halfling moneylender. STR 10, AGL 13, STA 12, PER 12, INT 11, LCK 8 (orphan, -1 Will). Init +1; Atk short sword +0 melee (1d6); AC 11; HP 4; MV 20′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +1, Ref +1, Will -1; LNG Common, Hhalfling; AL Lawful; Equipment: chalk, 5gp, 10sp, 222cp. Infravision.
Briene Byley. Briene has been helping Father Beacom and the two acolytes at the Chapel of Justicia, doing the temple’s most thankless work. She is not devoutly religious herself, but she does care for Hirot’s people and considers herself a novice healer.
Briene Byley. Level 0 Healer. STR 8, AGL 14, STA 11, PER 9, INT 15, LCK 15 (righteous heart, +1 to turn undead). Init +1; Atk club +0 melee (1d4); AC 11; HP 1; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +0, Ref +1, Will +0; LNG Common (+1); AL Lawful; Equipment: grappling hook, holy water (vial), 33cp.
Joane Cayhurst. Teenage Joane is the daughter Broegan Cayhurst, a prominent corn farmer in Hirot. Her father loves her, but he is at his wit’s end since she is headstrong, tempestuous, and resists any attempts to marry her.
Joane Cayhurst. Level 0 Corn Farmer. STR 12, AGL 13, STA 14, PER 7, INT 16, LCK 9. Init +1; Atk pitchfork +0 melee (1d8); AC 11; HP 3; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +1, Ref +1, Will -1; LNG Common (+2); AL Lawful; Equipment: hen, 10’ pole, 29cp.
Maly Peebrook. Maly is an eager and optimistic apprentice to master smith Hael the Crane, but not a particularly skilled one. She’s made exactly one viable piece of armor: An oversized iron helmet that she cherishes.
Maly Peebrook. Level 0 Armorer. STR 8, AGL 14, STA 10, PER 12, INT 10, LCK 13 (seventh daughter: +1 spell checks). Init +1; Atk hammer (as club) -1 melee (1d3-1); AC 12; HP 4; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +0, Ref +1, Will +0; LNG Common; AL Lawful; Equipment: iron helmet (+1 AC), torch, 26cp.
Omulf Cumor. Poor Omulf has lost everything and is perhaps the most pitied resident of Hirot (which is saying something, given the current breadth of tragedy in the village). He just needs a win, man.
Omulf Cumor. Level 0 Urchin. STR 9, AGL 12, STA 13, PER 7, INT 8, LCK 9. Init +0; Atk stick (as club) +0 melee (1d4); AC 10; HP 2; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +1, Ref +0, Will -1; LNG Common; AL Lawful; Equipment: begging bowl, mirror (hand-sized), 29cp.
Riffin Mamoor. Riffin has swindled almost everyone in town. He’s shifty and smart, but wholly unpleasant, always complaining about every merchant sale he’s ever made. The only person in the village he seems to genuinely like is Briene Byley, and the two have formed a bizarre friendship.
Riffin Mamoor. Level 0 Merchant. STR 10, AGL 8, STA 9, PER 4, INT 14, LCK 12. Init -1; Atk dagger +0 melee (1d4); AC 9; HP 1; MV 30′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +0, Ref -1, Will -2; LNG Common (+1); AL Lawful; Equipment: holy water (vial), 4 gp, 14 sp, 50cp.
Tor Goldfinger. Tor is a proud craftsman in the prime of his life. He was attacked by wolves as a baby, badly scarring his hands (which he now covers constantly with gloves). His disdain and fear of wolves and dogs is legendary in Hirot.
Tor Goldfinger. Level 0 Dwarven Chest-maker. STR 13, AGL 14, STA 11, PER 16, INT 9, LCK 8 (attacked by wolves, -1 to unarmed attacks). Init +1; Atk chisel (as dagger) +1 melee (1d4+1); AC 11; HP 4; MV 20′; Act 1d20; SV Fort +0, Ref +1, Will +2; LNG Common, Dwarven; AL Lawful; Equipment: oil (flask), wood (10 lb.), 19cp. Infravision.
Will any of these Hirot peasants survive to Level 1, much less become the hero of future tales? I can’t wait to find out!
Story Timeline & Events
Finally, I want to take a breath to consider what’s happened between the end of The Portal Under the Stars and the beginning of Doom of the Savage Kings. As outlined in each level-up post, in the two months after returning from that night beneath the Empty Star, each of our PCs in some way reshaped their identities. Master Umur succumbed to the pull of adventure, revealing some sort of mysterious past that sullied the Pearlhammer name in his dwarven homeland. Ethys abandoned the tea-hauling life she had with her now-deceased brother and vowed to leave Graymoor, calling herself Haffoot the Wanderer. Erin, Acolyte of Shul, sequestered herself within her room (to the distress of her family), and meticulously painted one of the suits of scale mail white while communing with her god of the moon. Finally, poor Hilda continued with her life as a baker, spending late nights staring into the magical orb she took from the portal. Unfortunately for her, one night a being stared back, breaking Hilda’s mind and sending her on the path of wizard. All of that took two months, and presumably over that time the four also attended many funerals for their companions, answered three thousand questions, and found themselves celebrities within gossipy Graymoor.
Portal began in early Spring, whatever this world’s equivalent is to March. I’ll say that three more months passed before Doom kicks off, taking them to the end of Summer, the equivalent of late August. In that time, Umur would have fully succumbed to the sword, and tells himself it’s okay because he’s training Haffoot (who shows a remarkable skill with two blades, one of which is Mythey’s shortsword). Erin would eventually emerge from her room, serene and aloof to her family, and rarely singing of anything except hymns to the moon. Over the summertime, our acolyte of Shul would realize that Graymoor has no place for her anymore, and that the portal beneath the full moon was a calling to a different place. When Haffoot proclaims that it’s time to wander, Erin volunteers to accompany the halfling.
In that last month before leaving, Hilda will attempt to cast her Patron Bond spell, perhaps the first time she’s cast anything except Read Magic. She has abandoned her bakery, and now spends all her time with the orb. This spell is a chance to more fully commit herself to Ptah-Ungurath, Opener of the Way, though she doesn’t know her patron’s identity or nature.
It’s a little weird to have my first DCC spellcasting occur “off camera,” but it’s a spell that a) takes a week to cast, b) will provide me a good handhold to Hilda’s state of mind and body as she undertakes the adventure, and c) as I say below, if successful will make her spells more useful. So here goes…
Casting a spell as a Wizard requires a spellcheck, which is d20 + 1 (Hilda’s level, she has no other bonuses or penalties from her Intelligence). She can also “spellburn,” which temporarily reduces one of her physical stats (Strength, Agility, or Stamina) to enhance the spell. Spellburn will be great for Hilda later on because of her high Stamina, however, for this casting she won’t understand the importance of sacrificing her body for her magic. She’ll go into this spell proverbially blind.
Patron Bond’s purpose is for the Wizard to commit herself to the service of her Patron, forming a pact for its service. If successful, she replaces Patron Bond with the spell Invoke Patron, which only takes 1 round to cast and does all sorts of useful things. If unsuccessful, well… that will suck for Hilda, both because she won’t be able to try again for a month and because she will begin to be tainted in horrific ways.
For the spell to work, she needs to roll an 11 or better on d20, literally a 50/50 shot. I’m emotionally ready for either outcome. Here we go…
Hilda rolls… a [17 +1] 18! That’s amazing, and here is the core rulebook text of what happens: “The caster makes contact with their patron and is granted a mark of favor. They receive a prominent mark of the patron on their face. The caster learns the spell Invoke Patron as it related to their patron and may cast it once per day at a +1 bonus to the spell check. Each time they cast Invoke Patron, the caster is indebted to their patron, who will call in the debt as some point.”
Woo! Amazing. Per her Mercurial Magic roll, she will also get +4 to spell checks for her first 3 (rolled on d4) spell checks in the adventure. Whenever she casts Invoke Patron, this bonus will be for d4 rounds (not checks).
That’s about as good as I could have hoped for, and now I must think about her facial, Post Malone-like mark from Ptah-Ungurath. I’ll reveal whatever I come up with in the first Doom write-up.
And with that auspicious beginning… I’m ready to start the next adventure!