Greetings, weary web wanderer. You may be wondering as to the whereabouts of the otherwise-regular-Wednesday blog.

Alas, Jay took a computer-free family vacation to Chile (he reports that it was quite fun and that he now needs to lose weight). As a result, he is officially behind on all things computer-related, including this blog. He’ll return next week. Promise.

In the meantime, he suggests you give yourself the gift of Riot CEO Brandon Beck’s keynote speech at DICE, one of the premiere game development conferences, about being a talent-driven company. Perhaps enjoy the wonders of DJ Sona. Or maybe ponder the impending arrival of Bard, the Wandering Caretaker.

Whatever you do, DON’T focus on him getting crushed in the Riot Rumble on Twisted Treeline by fellow Rioter Jenni. The Golden Ganks lost 1-2 in the best-of-three, and the last game was painful. They’re now 2-2 overall.

Enjoy your week!

Signed,

Jay’s egomaniacal-third-person-voice